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WOULD I LIE TO YOU
Would I Lie To You is a comedy panel show where contestants have to bluff about their deepest secrets and the opposing team have to find out which ones are true.

How does it work?
☢ Post as your character, offering suggestions of strange habits, unusual stories or other unbelievable series of events. These can be as true or as false as you like.
☢ Tag around to others, questioning them about their statements in order to discern whether they're true or not.
☢ Try to stop others from figuring out if you're being honest or a liar.
☢ Revel in hilarity and unexpected revelations.

Comments

[brisance]

[ why is she even indulging him in this questioning. why. ]

Yes, I've had euphemism pie contests with women before, Tucker.

[lovernotafighter]

[Even he doesn't know. But too late now, because the door is open and he's already set up camp (or rather, a long term home/base) on the other side.]

So, is there a judge for the contest? [Though, he supposed, the judge would be the other party.]

[brisance]

You don't meet the minimum credentials to be a judge for it.

[lovernotafighter]

What about a spectator?

[brisance]

Tucker...

[lovernotafighter]

Organizer? Scheduler? Towel person?

[brisance]

You can be the scheduler if you never show up to the events.

[lovernotafighter]

In person? What about a camera?

[brisance]

If you want a softcore girl on girl pie eating contest go on the intranet, Tucker.

[lovernotafighter]

Who said anything about softbore?

[brisance]

There's nothing wrong with softcore.

[lovernotafighter]

But why do softcore when hardcore is right there?!

i'm just picturing tucker asking her to repeat parts of this

[brisance]

Maybe I don't like seeing two women go straight into fingerbanging.

XD He's totally recording this.

[lovernotafighter]

Soooo, what do you like? You know, for research.

carolina finds it later and is just like TUCKER!

[brisance]

[ he's getting nothing but a stare. her helmet is on, so it's effectiveness isn't that great, but you know. she's staring at him with such a dry look. ]

OH LOOK FAR AWAY MISSION TIME BYE

[lovernotafighter]

[Uh oh.]

I'll just chalk that up as "everything".

[His imagination is a scary place.]