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WOULD I LIE TO YOU
Would I Lie To You is a comedy panel show where contestants have to bluff about their deepest secrets and the opposing team have to find out which ones are true.

How does it work?
☢ Post as your character, offering suggestions of strange habits, unusual stories or other unbelievable series of events. These can be as true or as false as you like.
☢ Tag around to others, questioning them about their statements in order to discern whether they're true or not.
☢ Try to stop others from figuring out if you're being honest or a liar.
☢ Revel in hilarity and unexpected revelations.

Comments

[neverloseagain]

[he laughs]

Yeah. So I pass from father to son, is that it? Maybe I'm always destined to back Snakes.

Hey, who the hell gave you that codename? That has to have made things confusing.

[snake_inabox]

Yeah, maybe you are.

[An interesting thought none the less. Snake wondered if Kaz even knew how much he helped in his future.]

It's always been my name. Guess it's just passed down from father to son.

[neverloseagain]

So you never worked with Boss? There was never a time where someone said 'Hey, Snake!' and you both turned around? Or did he finally give up and let people call him 'Boss' all the time?

[because David somehow ended up at MSF, obviously. it's the only reasonable scenario that Kaz can imagine.]

[snake_inabox]

[This was kind of difficult since Snake was too young to remember MSF and he hadn't wanted anything to do with his father. The legendary Big Boss? He'd rather just be a normal man and have nothing to do with the man who sold the world. This Kaz obviously didn't know what happened after MSF....what happened when Outer Heaven was created.]

No. I never worked with Big Boss. I was too young to remember much of what he did. Only some of what he did.

[neverloseagain]

Huh. Yeah, I guess you would've been pretty young.

Was he retired by the time you ended up on active duty, then? That's... well, he was around thirty-eight or thirty-nine when you were born, so even if you started at 16, he'd have been fifty-five at the oldest. Maybe not. I don't think he'd quit sneaking unless somebody made him.

Y'know, you don't have to give spoilers if you don't want to. Probably better if you don't, actually. I'm just making conversation.

[snake_inabox]

Yeah, I was pretty young.

[Nothing more than a kid.]

Hard to imagine Big Boss throwing in the towel to retire. Just isn't his style. [Unlike David, who wanted to retire right now and live with his huskies. That was until Campbell called up him for another mission. One involving his twin brother.]

Master, it's ok. Don't ever think you're wasting my time because you're not. You taught me everything I ever needed to know to make me into the man I am today. [Fanboy? Yeah.]

[neverloseagain]

I taught you to have a high opinion of yourself too, I see.

But I'm glad. Maybe I did one good thing, if you look up to me so much.