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All I want for Christmas is you
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![]() ...or something like that. The winter can be cold and lonely, but if you have someone to share it with, it can be the most wonderful time of the year. This meme is pretty simple and straightforward: shippy situations for all your cold-weather needs. From the cute to the hot to the sweet to the cool, it's all here for you. Don't be shy! Get your Christmastime/holiday wonder on and tag someone completely new! It's like a gift you didn't know you wanted! ![]() -Comment with your character. Include information and preferences. There are two sets of prompts, G-rated and R-rated, so put whichever ones you're okay with somewhere in your comments so nobody tries to give you anything you're uncomfortable with. -Comment to other characters, using the RNG to determine the prompt. Or just wing it! -Have fun threading out your winter love! -Play nice and respect others. ![]() 1. Date: Just because it's cold outside doesn't mean you're stuck indoors. Go out and do something! Maybe this weather means the restaurants won't be so packed... 2. Ice Skating: Get on your feet and do some ice dancing! Hopefully, at least one of you knows what to do. 3. Playing in the Snow: It's not just for little kids. Make snow angels, snowmen, or indulge in a snowball fight! You can always warm up together afterwards. 4. Shopping: With some company, holiday shopping can be a bit more bearable. Unless, of course, one of you was dragged along against your will. 5. Baking: Cookies, cakes, pies, and candy! This is the season for making sweets, and two sets of hands are better than one. Then, enjoy your hard work. 6. Holiday Confession: Sure, it's not as traditional as a Valentine's Day confession, but telling someone you care for them around the holidays can be just as romantic. 7. Gift Giving: Show someone how much you love them by giving them a gift...or whatever it is that you picked up last minute at the gas station. 8. Warming Up: Snuggles and cuddles are the best way to get warmed up after a long day in the snow. Good thing you have your honey to give you some body heat. 9. Home for the Holidays: You haven't seen each other in a while, and you're finally 10. Mistletoe: Whether it's your first kiss or the kiss you share on your fiftieth anniversary, the mistletoe always gives you a chance. 11. Last Christmas: For whatever reason, it's your last holiday season together. Make it count! 12. Proposal: Surrounded by all your family and friends or just the two of you in front of a space heater: whatever the situation, now's the perfect time to pop that all important question. ![]() 1. Eggnog: Enjoy something a bit more grown up than just Christmas cookies. Of course, alcohol can make you more honest and more handsy. 2. A Bun in the Oven: The oven isn't the only thing that's getting turned on today. Find a new use for that whipped cream or maybe get into some foodplay. 3. Warming Up Another Way: You're just so, so cold. There's only one activity that can get your blood pumping. Maybe your life even depends on it... 4. One Blanket: The classic fanfic trope. The two of you have to share one blanket, and that kind of contact may make you want to share more. 5. Temperature Play: While heat is nice, the cool can put your senses to the test, and using a little ice or snow to liven up your love life can put your nerves and kinks to the test. 6. Dick in a Box: You couldn't think of a good enough gift, so you're offering up the gift of your lovin' instead. 7. Aphrodisiac Mistletoe: This mistletoe is a bit different than its tamer cousin. Aphrodisiac mistletoe makes whoever is under it want to fuck...hard, whether it be at your parents' house or the office Christmas party. 8. Naughty or Nice: So have you been a good boy or girl this year? If not, you'll get punished. Of course, Santa may not be able to come, so your lover will step in to dole out the "coal." 9. Reindeer Games: For your gift, you may have gotten some new "toys" you want to try out. Luckily, you have such a nice partner... 10. Just Love: Nothing kinky or overly sexy here. The two of you are inside on a cold day, and you just want to be together. Throw some logs on the fire and have a romantic evening by the fireplace. If you want to get really fancy, throw down a few furs and lay naked on them. 11. Thank You: Thank you notes for gifts are so cliche. Tell your significant other that you love your diamond ring another way. |
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"Well, I know it was founded by a wealthy entrepreneur.. " she begins, before drifting off, realising where he's going with that.
"You gave him my diamond!"
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"You had your payment. Gotten all the use out of it you could. I figured it was time to give someone else a go."
Besides, it was the way he could ensure it made it back to the hands of the people it belonged to. But, then, he was always trying to save as much of her soul as he could.
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"Well, I suppose I got a rather nice restaurant out of it."
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He's about to respond when the waiter makes his appearance. The Doctor orders the wine and then gestures for River to place her order for the meal. After she makes hers, he offers his. The waiter leaves and a moment later, Ramone is the one to bring the wine to the table.
The Doctor does his best not to role his eyes or grumble.
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"You know, that suit looks so much better on you," she compliments, as though seeing the thing in a whole new light. Well, it was sexy when she found out it was powered separately to the head - now it's even sexier.
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It's more of a growl. He looks up at Ramone. And does his best for polite.
"Thank you, I'll take care of pouring. You can... go do whatever it is you do when you're not delivering the wine."
As long as it has nothing to do with River. Once the machine leaves, the Doctor takes care of pouring the wine. First for River, then for himself. He holds up his glass.
"So, what should we drink to?"
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Lifting the glass between them, she considers, before smiling as she answers.
"Time," she says. "All that we've had, and all that have left."
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"Not rewriting any of it...."
Because while they have twenty-four years ahead of them, it's hard to not think of the end. He reaches across and clinks his glass against hers. He takes a sip, stealing his nerves.
"River. I can't promise I'll be good at this. But, life on the 'slow path' doesn't mean we can't travel. We'll just have to be very careful."
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Bringing the glass to her lips, she takes a sip to seal their cheers, but her eyes lift back to him when he speaks again. It's not often the Doctor allows himself to speak more seriously about their relationship - it's why she's lived so long believing he didn't truly love her - so when he does, she listens closely.
"You mean, we can travel in the TARDIS?" she asks slowly, curiously. Her eyebrows begin to lift, because that widens the possibilities even more.
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"Well, I wouldn't be me if I didn't."
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And now the smile turns into a playful grin. After all, she did ask for that. And maybe. Just maybe. They can do this. And he will survive saying 'goodbye' for twenty-four years. It's not goodbyes that are bad anyway. It's Endings. And he'll run from this one as long as the universe will let him.
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But there's a small twinkle to his eyes as he says it. He gestures to her seat.
"Look under your chair, Professor Song."
If she does, she'll find a little black book. If she opens it, she'll see the inside has a silken red lining. And she might note that it seems to only have a few pages. Not nearly enough to cover twenty-four years. Which... well, he has his reasons for that.
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"What's this?" she asks uncertainly, shaking her head slightly as she waits for him to answer, a little note of curiosity in her voice. It reminds her of when he gave her her diary, but now they'll be travelling in the same direction, side by side.
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He offers a small shrug and sips his wine before saying more.
"Every good book has one."
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Glancing across to him again, she notes him taking a drink. "Now, that's new," she remarked. "The younger you would've spit it back in the glass by now."
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Wait until she sees how he drinks his coffee, though.
"And it's not new. That was the only body that didn't drink."
And he didn't give it to her for old habits. The Appendix will be his to keep. The only way to make sure the ending doesn't happen.
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"Well I hope you enjoyed it. This body isn't the hugging sort."
And the joke falls completely flat. Right. Time to sip more of the wine.
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"So what did you settle on?"
Because no, he can't remember. He had other things he was thinking about at the time.
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"I went for the cod," she tells him, reaching for her cutlery. He had recommended it after all. She takes a bite of her food and makes a noise of near immoral pleasure. "Mm. That is good! I didn't realise how hungry I was. Mind you, our dinner was rather rudely interrupted." She can refer to the Shoal of the Winter Harmony rather flippantly now they're all dead.
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Everything is out of order. He cuts into his meat and takes a bite. It's food. Meant for energy and sustenance. He no longer understands people's obsessions with... being obsessed.
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[OOC: Referencing Bad Night adventures for lols XD]
"Night and the Doctor" mini eps are so cute.
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