uber driver, be my shrink for the hour

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{The Road Trip Meme!!} It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip! Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event, but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way? • Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences. • Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most. • Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it! • Enjoy! Situations: 1. BREAK DOWN Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"? 2. TRUCK STOP You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.) 3. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild. 4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer. 5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND! Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. 6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it. 7. THE GREAT ESCAPE Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now. 8. MAKE OUT~ You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next. 9. WE'RE SO LOST The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners. 10. BUT OFFICER... Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration. Relationship (optional): 1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting. 2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.' 3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship. 4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you. 5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much? (taken from memeonic & arspaulina @ lj)

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[molifier]

[Suga breathes out in a rush.] Thank you. [He doesn't wait for further invitation, just clambering in and pulling his bag around to shove down by his feet.]

Um, I'm Suga, by the way.

[corvidad]

[ daichi laughs, sitting back down in the car and locking the doors with the press of a button ]

Sawamura. It's nice to meet you.

[molifier]

[Suga jumps a little as the doors lock. Okay, that... that doesn't mean anything, right? He doesn't think it should mean anything.]

Likewise, you've really saved my neck. [The rain's picking up even as he says it, fat drops hitting the windscreen.]

[corvidad]

Nah, it's no trouble, we're going the same way and you don't look like you're going to rob me or anything.

[ HE WON'T RIGHT ]

[molifier]

[HE WON'T! He'd pinky swear if he asked him to.]

I'd have to be very stupid to rob a nice person like you in this weather.

[corvidad]

Well, that's good to know. [ he chuckles, watching as the rain starts to really pick up. ] Can I ask what you're doing hitchhiking then or...?

[molifier]

[Suga cringes, his answer seems like it's going to make Sawamura think he's lacking in common sense.

Though, given that he ended up standing on the side of the road waiting for someone to take pity on him and hoping that he didn't end up completely soaked before that happened, he might well be lacking in sense.]

Saving money?

[corvidad]

[ daichi stares at suga with the flattest, unbelieving stare. there are a lot of ways to save money while traveling, that don't involve you getting stuck out in horrible weather or risking looking like some kind of criminal.


which is exactly why daichi suddenly bursts out laughing. ]

Are you kidding me?!

[molifier]

[Suga groans and pulls his hands down his face as he sinks down into his seat.] I know! [He's glad he's managed to tickle Sawamura's sense of humour, at least? That's probably a good thing??]

It seemed like a good idea at the time, and I've been travelling for weeks and this was the first time it was a problem. I'm really not that stupid, I swear.

[corvidad]

[ the problem is daichi is still laughing, like, really hard, way harder than anyone should when they're driving. ]

You must be, the luckiest guy alive. If you've been hitchhiking for weeks and this is the worst you've had.

[molifier]

[Stop laughing and put your eyes back on the road!! It's not that funny.]

There was the cat lady.... [He casts a sidelong glance at Sawamura.] But she didn't laugh at me.

[corvidad]

A cat lady?? [ excuse you this is hilarious ] That sounds like a story.

[molifier]

Have you ever spent an hour in a car with more cats in it than people? [Probably not, because unlike Suga, he has a car.]

[corvidad]

No, but it sounds terrible.

[molifier]

I wouldn't recommend it. She was a lovely lady, from what I could hear over the cats.

[corvidad]

Oh my god. [ daichi's still laughing, but he manages to calm himself down enough so the only sounds in the background are the faint play of the radio and the pouring rain against the windows ] Well, I'll try not to be as horrible as that, promise.

[molifier]

You've saved me from this [he gestures at the weather] you'd have to try very hard if you wanted to be terrible, you'd need... seven cats. Minimum. So I think you're safe.

[corvidad]

Seven?? Is it even legal to have that many cats in a car?

[molifier]

I think so? As long as they're in cages, I suppose. I can only imagine the awful accident that would happen if one got out...

[corvidad]

God, why.

[ to so many of those things. why have so many cats? why go on a trip with them?? it's all very confusing ]

[molifier]

It could also be nice, a cat on your lap while you drive, purring.

[He's joking, probably.]

[corvidad]

[ don't worry, daichi gives suga a look, one that's full of equal parts worry and dread that suga will somehow right now pull a cat from his pocket that he stole from an old lady and pet it in his lap like a comedic spy movie villain. ]

Uh. No.

[molifier]

[Is that a cat in his pocket or is he just happy to see Daichi?]

Are you sure? We might be able to find a petshop open at this hour, a cat would be the least I could do to thank you.

[corvidad]

Not in a hundred years, that's not even funny.

[molifier]

Something smaller then?

I suppose we could find a lizard perhaps but they're not as cute. A bird maybe?

[Suga's trying not to laugh and succeeding well, but there's an undercurrent of humour in his voice.]