HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

How do I interact with idiots without seeming too disgusted?

[hijodesaturno]

[It's not that he wants to. But if he's going to succeed in a career where connections matter as much, if not more than, talent, he's going to have to learn.

Unfortunately.]

ahahaha...

[misinforms]

[Hoo boy, that's a tough one. One she has experience incorrectly dealing with.]

People like that... Honestly, you're better off just ignoring them. Dealing with people like that is just exhausting - and more often than not it won't get you anywhere.

How do I convince people I saved the galaxy, without footage?

[caster_blaster]

Seriously, we did all that shit and nobody believes it.

[godofbadideas]

Have you considered time travel in order to acquire said footage? Or possibly a truth spell.

H-help I'm stuck inside this suitcase and I can't get out...!!

[eightgadget]

[ Where is the zipper oh my god- ]

[cherrybombpie]

[POINTS AND LAUGHS because wow so helpful]

Could someone run to the store for some barley tea?

[hermit_kaoru]

[He's run out and this hikkikomori's not going anywhere.]

Wow this is like the bestest hot spring in the universe you should come have a soak too.

[iluhotspring]

[ But bring your own snacks, Pit's not sharing. ]

[stuckinajar]

[Hot spring? Don't mind if she does! And in proper Japanese fashion, she's not wearing anything. Good thing that hair of hers is long enough to function as convenient censorship.]

This is nice~ Oh, my apologies... I did not notice that this spring was occupied.

I'd like to learn about some new sports.

[fullrespect]

Aside from cricket and fencing.

[ He's from a Victorian era and all you modern ladies and gents have such interesting new fangled games that he'd like to try out. ]

[chocorune]

What would you like to learn?

[Someone is looking exited about the prospect of teaching someone for once.]

What do women like? ... In terms of gifts?

[lifescratched]

[digophelia]

[ She'll just come out and say it. ]

What is the ocassion? Why are you asking?

Could someone dump a bucket of water over me, please?

[stuckinajar]

If it is not too much trouble...?

[skyfaring_swordsman]

[Several girls shoot a massive spray of water from a low hovering airship.]

Well done, girls! There you go, friend.

How do I cheer up a depressed person?

[shuttermouse]

He's been boring and bedridden for like three years. The underwear I got him didn't work.

[ Plot-induced angst comas suck, okay. ]

[princeofdebauchery]

Have you considered getting him some hookers?

how to disable a remote controlled music box

[themarionette]

[exmagus]

Remotes work on infrared light and putting them at different intensities, so if you block the receiver, that should be good enough.

How do I conceal an affair?

[gwenhwyfar]

[ S h a m e l e s s. ]

[perfectbastard]

You know how they say abstinence is the best contraceptive?

Something like that.

I need to keep my words from being weapons.

[welshkings]

[godofbadideas]

Figuratively, literally, or both?

Bad Life Decision vs. Crowning Moment of Badass: knowing the difference

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[leatherjackets]

Would you be proud to tell someone you did it?

How do I tell my girlfriend I slept with someone else on accident?

[baad_romance]

[skyfaring_swordsman]

How exactly does one do such a thing by accident?

I need to run faster.

[crimsonblur]

[godofbadideas]

Being chased by hungry carnivores is helpful for that.

how 2 interact with humans and their feelings without making it about himself

[letmetakeaselfie]

[bozhemoi]

And I thought witnessing monsters and magic would mean anything was possible. This I'm not so sure about.

Let's start a war!

[wingsofchaos]

[Nothing like a little carnage to start the day, am I right?]

[godofbadideas]

...what the Hel. I'm game.

[Says the god who just averted a massive war, but what is chaos except the unexpected?]

Anyone wanna play a co-op with me?

[gamingangel]

[ He's not picky what game ]

[baad_romance]

You're on, kid, I just hooked my new PC not too long ago. What are you into, I got a killer server on Mineshaft.

Let's arm wrestle!

[sweethats]

[ Says this tiny little girl ]

[notiaraincluded]

You're on, shorty.

What do you do when your girlfriend's hair is out to take over the world?

[wantacastle]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... and I thought no more mutations could surprise me.

How do I display more confidence?

[hamroll]

[godofbadideas]

Stand up straight, shoulders back, chin high. Give us a little smile - think of some secret you know, that nobody else does, and hold that in your mind when you do.

How do you break a really strong curse?

[cursedtrickster]

I-I just can't resist.

[godofbadideas]

How strong are we talking here?

Getting rid of a clingy pest infestation.

[belaying]

Just the one, mind. He do be rather too large to simply smoosh.

i'm logged into her account. YOLO

[gwenhwyfar]

Is this regarding who I think it is?

How can I be more manly?

[crybabysenpai]

And not cry all the time?

[cherrybombpie]

Why are you even crying?

I like girls but I can't stop staring at my captain's cleavage?!

[peachyseaotter]

It's driving me crazy!

[strongforyou]

....