HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

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SHE'S ON A ROLL TONIGHT OKAY

[gwenhwyfar]

Truly, I'm impressed for a human to be such a cockroach.

/COVERS FACE

[belaying]

Well, of course, you do know what they say of those as lie in their own filth.

Y'ALL ARE HORRIBLE ENABLERS

[gwenhwyfar]

At this rate, I half-wonder what would happen if we summoned something from the otherworld and gave him over. Just for kicks.

Y'ALL NOTHING I'M INNOCENT

[belaying]

Aye, well, you'd be wasting your time there, lass.

[gwenhwyfar]

How so? Those with great significance or are just a plain nuisance make great offerings.

[belaying]

That do be true. But as I'm afraid that be something as been done and rectified once before, it's not something I'd be looking to be a part of again.

[gwenhwyfar]

Now that isn't fair, you're limiting me on ideas, here. Or do you really want him intact?

[belaying]

If I wanted him departed from the world of the living, Miss Regina, rest your pretty head that I'd nary need assistance to do such.

[gwenhwyfar]

Then let me ask you this -- if you do leave him somewhere or decided to add his head to your decorations, what would happen? Bare in mind, without my assistance.

[ Actually, she needs a skull for her ward, but the technicalities of her wards state that she must be given it, not take it. ]

[belaying]

What would happen. [There's a snort in that, and it's not remotely a question.] Nothin'. He'd just be dead, then, wouldn't he.

[gwenhwyfar]

Then do it, if you can. [ Or does he? ]

[belaying]

[Really, the question is would he. Especially after everything.]

It's nary been a question of can.

[gwenhwyfar]

[ She laughs. Humans are weird, weird creatures with their attachments. ]

So I see. Then leave him off the coast of Eire, then. That rock has a penchant for keeping desolates preoccupied.

[belaying]

Aye, and watch him escape that easily as all else.

To be perfectly honest, lass, I'm afraid your brand of taking care of problems is only a temporary solution to a chronic condition. Like breaking a finger to distract from shot wounds.

[gwenhwyfar]

A temporary solution, yes, but it is another thing entirely to rouse the ire of the fae.

[ She points to her missing eye. ]

It's merely a suggestion; as if they would tolerate it long enough with that loud of an oaf.

[ Then again, in her world, the fae are very, very touchy about their lands and nature. ]

[belaying]

[Well, it's a moot point, anyway, given that the Caribbean has enough to keep them occupied and he's not particularly interested in returning to the motherland at all.]

Aye, and there be my point proven, in one fell swoop, don't it.

[gwenhwyfar]

A shame he isn't something other than human, otherwise, I would be able to make a ward for you.

[belaying]

[The most sour of faces.]

A ward made of Jack Sparrow would be a ward as I'd never trust.