HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

[sprinklesontop]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[lifescratched]

What is romantic about shooting people?

[pbbllt]

Nothin' wrong with shootin' people that deserve it. It's like bonding, innit? You and your little - or big, I guess; don't know what you're into - girlfriend taking out some baddies together to keep the goodies safe, then piss off into the sunset together. Romance.

[lifescratched]

If I needed to shoot someone, I would try to do it away from the people I cared about. I would not give them weapons and intentionally place them in danger.

[pbbllt]

Well, what if danger just decides to prance on up to 'em unannounced, flailing its own weapon around, and you ain't got time to get 'em somewhere safe?

[lifescratched]

Then I would kill whatever threatened them.

[pbbllt]

That's what I was sayin' before! Why not have the both of you flinging arrows into them? Saves time. Probably not as many arrows though.

[lifescratched]

I would not put them in danger to save time.

[YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE ALL TERRIBLE]

[pbbllt]

What, she ain't got the brains to defend herself, or you got some fetish for damsel's in distress?

[ YOUR FACE IS TERRIBLE. ]

[lifescratched]

Neither! I simply do not see why I should put people in danger when there is no need.

[pbbllt]

S'not all up to you, is it? Sometimes danger just.. happens. Can't protect everyone. Tried. Doesn't work.

[lifescratched]

[He goes quiet at that for a moment. Good job hitting one of his angst buttons.]

...Even so, if there were someone I had-- feelings-- for... I would not intentionally seek out conflict as a form of courtship.

[pbbllt]

[ yikes. ]

Alright, alright. No arrows in people's faces, or butts, or whatever. How about you just tell 'em then? Couldn't hurt. Well, it might, you know, here. [ in the chest... region. and maybe the dick region? whatever. ]