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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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well thats a uh fine set of wings youve got there maam

[Oh. Look at that. The contraption was making noise. And it had words. It would be about an hour before there was a reply.]

WHO IS THIS? WHY ARE YOU TRAPPED IN A BOX?

[What the--?]

ay you texted me first, birdy

WHAT IS THAT?

[Well, if he isn't going to get a proper answer ...]

this is your conscious reaching out to you

NO IT IS NOT [Someone did not like this talking box.]

ay ay aaaay no need to get angry at your conscious now
just doing my job ):

MY CONSCIENCE WOULD HAVE BETTER WIT

woooow way to be RUDE
im the big boss you gotta be a lot nicer to me you know

I THINK NOT

geez you text me first and then you go on yelling at me
why you gotta be so mean :(

YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE LITTLE BOX

im not a box
im a person
well sort of

YOU ARE TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOX? HOW?

im not IN the box
im communicating THROUGH the box

how do you have a phone and not know how to use it

WHAT IS A PHONE. I FOUND THIS BOX AND THEN YOU MADE WORDS.

how the heck do you not know what a phone is
did YOU live in a box this whole time

I LIVE IN THE MOORS. IT IS NOT IN A BOX

geez alright
you could turn the caps off too you know

WHAT ARE CAPS AND WHY SHOULD I TURN THEM OFF?

see how your letters are huge
and mine are tiny?
you press a button somewhere at the button of your screen with an arrow to fix that

WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAKE THEM TINY?

cause you look like youre just shouting

YOU CANNOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING WITH WORDS, SILLY BOX.

stop calling me a box
im a ~winter spirit~

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