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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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WHAT IS THAT?

[Well, if he isn't going to get a proper answer ...]

this is your conscious reaching out to you

NO IT IS NOT [Someone did not like this talking box.]

ay ay aaaay no need to get angry at your conscious now
just doing my job ):

MY CONSCIENCE WOULD HAVE BETTER WIT

woooow way to be RUDE
im the big boss you gotta be a lot nicer to me you know

I THINK NOT

geez you text me first and then you go on yelling at me
why you gotta be so mean :(

YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE LITTLE BOX

im not a box
im a person
well sort of

YOU ARE TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOX? HOW?

im not IN the box
im communicating THROUGH the box

how do you have a phone and not know how to use it

WHAT IS A PHONE. I FOUND THIS BOX AND THEN YOU MADE WORDS.

how the heck do you not know what a phone is
did YOU live in a box this whole time

I LIVE IN THE MOORS. IT IS NOT IN A BOX

geez alright
you could turn the caps off too you know

WHAT ARE CAPS AND WHY SHOULD I TURN THEM OFF?

see how your letters are huge
and mine are tiny?
you press a button somewhere at the button of your screen with an arrow to fix that

WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAKE THEM TINY?

cause you look like youre just shouting

YOU CANNOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING WITH WORDS, SILLY BOX.

stop calling me a box
im a ~winter spirit~

YOU ARE A SPRITE? WHY ARE YOU IN A BOX, SPRITE?

[Jack... Someone doesn't get it.]

[This is such a headache. Best to take the more fun route.]

ah yes im the winter sprite
they call me jack frost
it appears ive become stuck in here somehow
only a magical spell can break me out
oh woe is me
please help my poor soul

[This is where Jack should really figure out who's on the other end of the phone before he goes being all smartassy.]

DO NOT WORRY, LITTLE SPRITE. I WILL FREE YOU. [Does Jack feel a tingling? Are there gold sparkly tendrils wrapping around him? It's entirely possible that Maleficent has cast a spell to 'save' the little sprite in the box and might just accidentally pull him through to where she is. Oops?]