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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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woooow way to be RUDE
im the big boss you gotta be a lot nicer to me you know

I THINK NOT

geez you text me first and then you go on yelling at me
why you gotta be so mean :(

YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE LITTLE BOX

im not a box
im a person
well sort of

YOU ARE TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOX? HOW?

im not IN the box
im communicating THROUGH the box

how do you have a phone and not know how to use it

WHAT IS A PHONE. I FOUND THIS BOX AND THEN YOU MADE WORDS.

how the heck do you not know what a phone is
did YOU live in a box this whole time

I LIVE IN THE MOORS. IT IS NOT IN A BOX

geez alright
you could turn the caps off too you know

WHAT ARE CAPS AND WHY SHOULD I TURN THEM OFF?

see how your letters are huge
and mine are tiny?
you press a button somewhere at the button of your screen with an arrow to fix that

WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAKE THEM TINY?

cause you look like youre just shouting

YOU CANNOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING WITH WORDS, SILLY BOX.

stop calling me a box
im a ~winter spirit~

YOU ARE A SPRITE? WHY ARE YOU IN A BOX, SPRITE?

[Jack... Someone doesn't get it.]

[This is such a headache. Best to take the more fun route.]

ah yes im the winter sprite
they call me jack frost
it appears ive become stuck in here somehow
only a magical spell can break me out
oh woe is me
please help my poor soul

[This is where Jack should really figure out who's on the other end of the phone before he goes being all smartassy.]

DO NOT WORRY, LITTLE SPRITE. I WILL FREE YOU. [Does Jack feel a tingling? Are there gold sparkly tendrils wrapping around him? It's entirely possible that Maleficent has cast a spell to 'save' the little sprite in the box and might just accidentally pull him through to where she is. Oops?]

[He's about to respond with some more of his genius wit when he feels that sudden odd sensation as though he's being pulled. He tries to make an attempt to fly away from whatever this force, but it's to no avail, already too late as he's "freed", as she would put it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened?] Uhh ... who are you?

[Oh, well, how lovely. Now she doesn't have to use the box.]

I am Maleficent, little sprite. And you are welcome.

[Okay, now that was not what he was expecting.]

Hold on, you ... you actually pulled me out?

You said you were trapped and that you needed magical help to get out. Fortunately for you that it was me who came across your little box.

[Just great. Of course, he'd have the luck of getting accidentally texted by some random magical being.]

I wasn't really trapped in there. I was just in a different place. That box? It helps people communicate over long distances.