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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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haha, I was just going to say that

[egomaniacly]

I don't know. Do you want me to take personal inventory on your future self's clothes?

I'm so sorry

[neverwouldiever]

Well. If you wanted to! No pressure.

Burn anything headache inducing.

it's totally fine~

[egomaniacly]

You don't pay me enough to be your personal shopper.

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, Clara, Clara, Clara, my Clara... There is not enough money in the world for that wage.

[egomaniacly]

And you don't even pay me. Your more like... a hobby.

[neverwouldiever]

What a thrill though, isn't it?

[egomaniacly]

Eh, it's not bad. Not as boring as knitting. [Not going to give you a big head.]

[neverwouldiever]

Oi! I'm way better than knitting. I'm even better than crocheting!

[egomaniacly]

Book club?

[neverwouldiever]

I'll take you to a book club! I'll take you to a book club that has Charles Dickens, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde and Mary Shelley in it!

...maybe not Wilde, come to think of it.

[egomaniacly]

Agatha Christie?

[neverwouldiever]

Yes! I haven't accidentally propositioned her or anything, that works.

[egomaniacly]

I feel like there's a 'yet' coming.

[neverwouldiever]

She's a lot less suggestive than Oscar, so I think we're safe.

Probably.

[egomaniacly]

What about Hemingway?

[neverwouldiever]

Do you want a book club or an AA meeting?

[egomaniacly]

Point. Right. Well who else?

[neverwouldiever]

Who else do you want? Let's get JK Rowling!!!

[egomaniacly]

Harry Potter fan, are we?

[neverwouldiever]

Who isn't?

Aside from evil, soulless people.

[egomaniacly]

Rowling it is then.

[neverwouldiever]

Now how is this not better than any other hobby?

[egomaniacly]

Could certainly be worse.

[neverwouldiever]

Now you're being impossible.

[egomaniacly]

That's what you call me.