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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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What else would you expect?

'Yes, Doctor.'

'You're brilliant, Doctor.'

'You have great hair!'

For example.

You clearly don't know me.

Well, to be honest, this hardly ever works anyway. Worth a try though!

What are you going to try next?

Nothing. Nothing. I never show off just to impress people.

Well, hardly ever. Barely counts.

You do all the time!!

Oi! That's a completely unfounded if mostly true accusation!

Completely true :)

You're a cheeky one, Clara. Very cheeky.

And you appreciate the cheekiness. So we work well.

I'll just bet we do. I bet. So, this current regeneration...

Good-looking?

Why would you ask that?

Just simple curiosity, that's all.

You're meddling. You meddle. That's what you do.

Well.

Out of simple curiosity!

Now, come on! Handsome? Foxy? What am I?

Some fierce eyebrows. [And that's all you're getting!]

...that's at least better than the last one then, I reckon.

isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black here, Doctor?

Well, yes, but have you ever seen a blacker kettle?

Are you asking me if I think you are attractive?

No! No, I don't think I am. Though now that you brought it up... Am I?

You know you're not my boyfriend right? Future you, other future you made that very certain. Not that I thought it, mind. I'm just saying.

[Avoiding that one.]

Good. Good! I make a terrible boyfriend. Well, I would. I am not one. At all. But I would. Terrible, just terrible.

You came to Christmas dinner for me. That's not terrible.