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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[egomaniacly]

Agatha Christie?

[neverwouldiever]

Yes! I haven't accidentally propositioned her or anything, that works.

[egomaniacly]

I feel like there's a 'yet' coming.

[neverwouldiever]

She's a lot less suggestive than Oscar, so I think we're safe.

Probably.

[egomaniacly]

What about Hemingway?

[neverwouldiever]

Do you want a book club or an AA meeting?

[egomaniacly]

Point. Right. Well who else?

[neverwouldiever]

Who else do you want? Let's get JK Rowling!!!

[egomaniacly]

Harry Potter fan, are we?

[neverwouldiever]

Who isn't?

Aside from evil, soulless people.

[egomaniacly]

Rowling it is then.

[neverwouldiever]

Now how is this not better than any other hobby?

[egomaniacly]

Could certainly be worse.

[neverwouldiever]

Now you're being impossible.

[egomaniacly]

That's what you call me.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, I'd say I have a point.

[egomaniacly]

What else would you expect?

[neverwouldiever]

'Yes, Doctor.'

'You're brilliant, Doctor.'

'You have great hair!'

For example.

[egomaniacly]

You clearly don't know me.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, to be honest, this hardly ever works anyway. Worth a try though!

[egomaniacly]

What are you going to try next?

[neverwouldiever]

Nothing. Nothing. I never show off just to impress people.

Well, hardly ever. Barely counts.

[egomaniacly]

You do all the time!!

[neverwouldiever]

Oi! That's a completely unfounded if mostly true accusation!

[egomaniacly]

Completely true :)