funandcutememes
25 March 2026 @ 06:21 am






love letters + shipping texts meme


  • comment with your character.
  • other people will reply to you.
  • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
  • have fun!

 
 
25 March 2026 @ 08:26 am

Mid-Fuck text here
Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
 
 
25 March 2026 @ 10:52 am


🧺 the oviposition meme 🥚
because it's almost easter a smut meme

[ cw: pregnancy, alien anatomy, mpreg, tentacles, monsters, marathon sex ]
happy hatching tide )
 
 
25 March 2026 @ 12:36 pm
I THOUGHT...



You know what they say about assuming, don't you?

Yup. Exactly. Always. No exceptions, not in this meme.

how to play
- DO NOT LEAVE A BLANK COMMENT. Your top level should contain a line (or so) or 'I thought' prompts.
- Pick, choose, use the below, or come up with your own.

prompts
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the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s
• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


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The Weeaboo Sock
25 March 2026 @ 06:30 pm
the bodyguard meme


You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention.

And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth.

Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy.

Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised?

How to Play
1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference.
2. Comment to others.
3. There are no prompts, because there are so many potential options there could be a hundred. Feel free to play anything: the beginnings of the relationship, just meeting, getting used to each other/not getting along at first, the obligatory first time, a threat on the protected's life and how their protector responds, how the feelings between the two has changed the protection, etc. Your only limit is you.


PROMPTS UNDER HERE )
 
 
promenades
25 March 2026 @ 08:10 pm

MOVE IN TOGETHER meme

After months and months of dating, or at least love/lust from afar or admitted chemistry, you and your special someone are moving together. Maybe it's into your dream home, maybe it's one of your places, perhaps it's a hole in the wall and the only place either of you could manage. Still, it's yours, and that makes everything more than all right. You're on your way to domestic bliss - or will you both realize that living together can mean a few more disagreements and a few less rose-colored glasses than there were together? Cooking and cleaning and other chores for two are no easy job. And, of course, you have to be prepared for a greater level of intimacy, in whatever form that takes.

How to Play
  • Comment with your character, gender preference, and any preferences such as no smut, fluff only, yes smut, angst, etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Feel free to play any scenario, any angle, any scene taking place from the moment of moving in onward. You don't even have to really play it straight - maybe your characters are having to live assumed lives and under new identities.

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