i do it for the girls and the gays, that's it.
04 February 2023 @ 05:07 am
smut 💋 picture prompts
top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
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04 February 2023 @ 08:39 am
THINGS I'D DO


Sometimes, in that big ol' brain of yours, you just can't help but have a spontaneous reaction to someone you see. "Man," you think. "I'd love to be their friend." "I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers." "If I got the chance, I'd kiss them. No question asked." "They need a hug." "They need an ass-kicking." Nobody blames you for having idle fancies. It's only natural.

...except when those natural thoughts escape out of your head and into the wild.

how do
- Comment with your character and preferences.
- Others will respond what they'd do to your character, from the innocent/gen (I'd protect you. I'd braid your hair and put flowers in it) to the most explicit (I'd screw your brains out. Or, y'know, even more filthy).
- Respect limits! If someone wants G/PG/PG-13 thoughts only, don't give them anything hard R or etc.
 
 
the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated


It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
 
Answer your own questions!
That's it.
Ship questions )

SMUT QUESTIONS )




 
 
are you attracted to them?
A simple question. It doesn't have to be a sexual attraction, necessarily. It doesn't even have to be romantic.

A simple question. You just have to answer it.

how do you do?
- comment.
- people answer the question in their comment to your comment.
- comment again.
 
 
sǝʇǝןpǝp
04 February 2023 @ 09:04 am
sexy chatroom meme

I don't gotta explain shit.

Okay, okay, if I do have to explain a little, just know that your character's found an anonymous chat dedicated to spicier subjects and can talk to anyone about anything with no fear of discovery. Be shameless, be weird, but be respectful!

how to play
- Comment with your regular stuff up in the subject line. You know how that goes.
- In the comment itself is where the fun begins. Pick your character's username and what they lead with when they sign on. Unless they're that creepy lurker who just sits in chat all day.
- Assume all interactions occur via PM channels (except when you don't want it to be, you filthy exhibitionists).
- Live your early 00s best life.
 
 
04 February 2023 @ 11:16 am

do the thing
 
 
04 February 2023 @ 12:21 pm
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS




Brewster's Millions... At the Manhattan law office of Granville & Baxter, Brewster is told that his recently deceased great-uncle Rupert Horn, whom he has never met, has left him his entire $300 million fortune but only if he can complete a challenge with several conditions.
Congratulations [CHARACTER NAME]! You've just been willed a large sum of money!

There is a catch, though. In order to keep it, you have to spend part of it entirely away in a month. Nothing you spend the money on can still be in your possession at the end of the 30 days. You can't just give it away, either. That would be too easy!

And when has a rich person and a team of lawyers ever made things easy?

  • Post a comment with your character, canon, and any preferences.
  • If you want, include who is giving you the cash and any extra rules for spending it.
  • Tag around and help people spend all this money! Or work against them and try to steal it for yourself, whatever floats your new expensive boat.




 
 
stockingfeats
04 February 2023 @ 03:27 pm
 

The Taskmaster Meme @ [community profile] bridgescribble
 
 
A Softer Meme
04 February 2023 @ 05:36 pm
Pretty Woman
shipping meme


There's no one who understands better than you that in the trade of skin and vice and sex, there's no room for emotion. "Love" especially is worth less than the money you can ply - and more dangerous for its trouble, too.

Still, you've broken the one rule of sin (don't fall in love, never fall in love, not with a client) and there's no turning back. So what will you do? Here's the rope made of decisions: use it to run away from the bed you've made...or tighten the noose.

  • No need for explanation needed here, it is what it is. A Pretty Woman-esque shipping meme for a romance (or something like it) between a prostitute and...someone who's not a prostitute!
  • Obviously, while the meme is based on a romcom that glosses over all the darker aspects of sex work, threads here could be fluffy, romantic, tropey/meta, tragic, or serious. Triggers could very well abound. If things are going to be on the uglier side with your character, like abuse, drugs, or underage, please make a note of that and respect preferences.
  • Make a top level comment with what role you'd like to play + any other info.
  • Reply to others. Play out meetcutes, forbidden romances, business-turned-more, rescue, etc.


Roles:
  • The Worker: Everyone has a different story about how they ended up in this lot. Tragedy, force, addiction, money troubles, or genuine love of the work, it doesn't matter, as all the roads lead to another notch in the bedpost and some more money in your - or your boss's - pocket. For once, though, the person you're "hired" by...they're different. Actually, fresh-faced or veteran, you may just discover that you're a little different yourself, more heart of gold than hooker.
  • The Client: You were looking for a little fun and you didn't mind paying. Or, on the other hand, you might have just stumbled into a den of iniquity on accident or for other business entirely. One thing's for certain...one person's caught your eye, and whether it be love at first sight or an arduous process, you want better things for them. What do you plan? A rescue? Beating up anyone who'd hurt them?
    Be careful you don't get hurt in the process, whether it be at the hands the criminal element that plagues the shadowy side of life or, unfortunately, at the hands of the one you care for most.


Setting:
  • Past (Roman brothels, Victorian whorehouses, Renaissance courtesans, etc.)
  • Modern
  • Sci-fi or fantasty
 
 
meme-ing
04 February 2023 @ 06:55 pm

the f ake dating
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

WORK RELATED: you're probably undercover or some sort of spy, gathering intel or trying to get into some exclusive place. may or may not have feelings for the other person
JEALOUS EX: they are always around you, and whether or not you're over them, you want that trophy partner to show off.
BET: someone made you a bet to be with this person or that you couldn't last with this person or some other thing, but whoopsy, feelings got involved.
RUNAWAYS: young adults on the run, safer in pairs
RUMORS: everyone is already saying you did something sexual with them or you're already assumed to be together. why not keep the rumor going?
CONTINGENCY PLAN: it was never supposed to be like this, but you made a pact or an agreement (maybe even paid this person to be your partner or was paid to be with this person), and now you're with them.
WEDDING/ PARTY/ BIG EVENT: you told your mother you were bringing someone just to get her off your back. so you brought someone and everyone thinks you're together.
PUBLIC RELATIONS: one or both of you is famous. someone is getting some publicity out of this arrangement, but there's definitely supposed to be a life expectancy to this relationship.
CITIZENSHIP: a much harder thing to pull off considering it's actual fraud, but it does bring about a certain kind of quick intimacy.
WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!
 
 
shitglasses
04 February 2023 @ 07:58 pm
the LIE DETECTOR meme

So, you're hooked up to a lie detector. Who knows why. Bad luck, I guess. The fact remains that, unlike certain forced-truth memes, you can lie... but your thread partner will know immediately. Is it worth the risk?

  • Top level. Feel free to leave preferences, or even reasons why your character might be connected to a lie detector in the first place.
  • Comment around! Ask those uncomfortable questions. Make 'em squirm! Or help them out of the lie detector, if you're a kind soul.
  • Have fun! (Or else.)
 
 
. memes .
04 February 2023 @ 08:03 pm
Arranged Marriage



Marriage for love is a such a modern concept. In the past, marriage was
recognised as a social contract. Unions were entered into for many
reasons: to obtain property, to unite families, to carry on a bloodline,
et cetera. Whatever the reason, congratulations, you're getting married!

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At Your Service
04 February 2023 @ 08:37 pm
The Reincarnated Lovers Meme
Everyone knows the feeling of when you see someone and you know you've seen them before. Isn't that a part of déjà vu? But what if the connection you have with that person goes beyond the superficial recognition of familiarity? Perhaps you were connected once...in the most intimate of ways. Some religions and philosophies believe in reincarnation of souls, and it's said that souls could be reincarnated together - once again to follow out the same path they did before.

Or maybe not. Maybe it could be a second chance for fixing things that went wrong before, like the a tragedy or circumstances keeping you apart. But can you take that chance? Do you even want to?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, stating preferences and pertinent information.
  • Tag around to others and roll the RNG to determine what your scenario will be.
    • The first roll determines the parameters of the "past life," the second the parameters of the "present life." The meme is intended to take place in the present, but there's nothing stopping you from playing out flashbacks to the "past."
  • Play out the scene!
  • WARNING: There will probably be triggers here.
 A. THE PASTRead more... )
 
 
Walker
04 February 2023 @ 10:02 pm
The same meme was previously posted Feb 1 ⇉ here
 
 
Walker
04 February 2023 @ 11:30 pm
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