a meme comm - June 6th, 2022

06 June 2022 @ 06:02 am

Lonely ♥ Hearts Ads

Do you like piña coladas? Getting caught in the rain? If yes, then fill out a personal ad...or have someone force you to do so! Or maybe they already took a chance and sent in the ad they generously finished in your honor. No need to thank them.

✱ Comment with your character. DO NOT leave your comment blank.
✱ Instead, post the personal ad they would send/the one a friend/enemy concocted.
✱ Here's the form if you'd find it helpful, but you can go freeform:
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Your character, of course, may lie about this.
LOOKING FOR: Friends, dating, etc.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: BIG BUTTS, NICE PERSONALITY.

For bonus fun, mix in the personal ad lingo and acronyms. There's a long-standing tradition surrounding them; for example, are you 'artistic', 'musical' and 'unconventional,' perhaps in search of 'young friends who do not chase girls?'
✱ Send a response to other people who look promising! Start up a correspondence through alternately timed ads that address them directly, write a letter, or text/chat. If there's a spark, you could always meet in-person to have that wonderful life together!

Except for the chance of murder.

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06 June 2022 @ 06:04 am

Fake Dating

f ake dating

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

① WORK RELATED: you're probably undercover or some sort of spy, gathering intel or trying to get into some exclusive place. may or may not have feelings for the other person
② JEALOUS EX: they are always around you, and whether or not you're over them, you want that trophy partner to show off.
③ BET: someone made you a bet to be with this person or that you couldn't last with this person or some other thing, but whoopsy, feelings got involved.
④ RUNAWAYS: young adults on the run, safer in pairs
⑤ RUMORS: everyone is already saying you did something sexual with them or you're already assumed to be together. why not keep the rumor going?
⑥ CONTINGENCY PLAN: it was never supposed to be like this, but you made a pact or an agreement (maybe even paid this person to be your partner or was paid to be with this person), and now you're with them.
⑦ WEDDING/ PARTY/ BIG EVENT: you told your mother you were bringing someone just to get her off your back. so you brought someone and everyone thinks you're together.
⑧ PUBLIC RELATIONS: one or both of you is famous. someone is getting some publicity out of this arrangement, but there's definitely supposed to be a life expectancy to this relationship.
⑨ CITIZENSHIP: a much harder thing to pull off considering it's actual fraud, but it does bring about a certain kind of quick intimacy.
⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!

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06 June 2022 @ 06:05 am

NOT another cup of coffee at Denny's, that's for sure

It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.

Except Denny's.

RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. I don't think they have the Hobbit menu anymore, fuck. Maybe you should ask the waiter or something.

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06 June 2022 @ 09:31 am

The Room You Can't Leave Until You ____ Meme

The Room You Can't Leave Until You ____ Meme

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06 June 2022 @ 09:35 am

MATES for LIFE

the MATES FOR LIFE meme

The one conceit of this meme: humans (or human-expies, whatever beings they may be) mate for life. With this comes the typical trappings of "mating for life" - indescribable closeness, contentment around your "destined," and, of course, in your all-too-familiar worst case, jealousy and rage should the bond be threatened.

Oh, and there's also the little caveat that, should your mate die, you die as well. But that's not too much to swallow, is it? The whole thing is only a small conceit, you know.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences.
Reply to others, using the RNG or not at your pleasure.
Thread.

PROMPTS

romanticism | You approach the potential of mating with a dreamy hope. It will be just like a romance novel!
distaste | Ugh, mating? You're going to put it off...or maybe even try not to do it at all.
imprint | That's them. That's the one. You both know it, and you can't keep away.
first | The first time you come together sets the bond in stone, not to mention sets the stage for the rest of your lives.
share | Some mates are able to communicate and share their secrets through a mental link; others have to do it the old fashioned way and just speak up.
calm | When one partner goes berserk, there's only one person in this world who can get them to settle down.
comfort | Merely being in the presence of your mate can turn your stormy day around.
heal | Scars, mental or physical, can be mended with the right love from a mate.
need | Your body is going through actual physical withdrawal due to being away from your one and only.
protect | Whether the threat be real or jealously perceived, you have to keep what's yours from harm.
obsessed | You're beyond jealous. You've taken it too far
mistake | Mating with them was not the right decision, but you can't take it back.
cheat | Despite your being mated, you've chosen to break a sacred trust and go outside the home.
death | There's not much will left to live in you after your mate has passed. Even if there was, it's not like you have much of a choice not to die.
old mated couple | You've lasted a long time. This may be your "happy ending."

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06 June 2022 @ 09:38 am

My heart.

wormed their way into your heart meme

You have to look out for them. There's no other option, really.

No matter whether you're gruff, as sweet as can be, an asshole, morally bankrupt, the straightest arrow, kind, socially awkward, or just a normal person, you never expected for someone to come into your life and take up residence in your heart so quickly and so completely. You could be denying their impact, even still, but you can't explain away your desire to protect them. See, they may not be smaller than you - though they could possibly be - and they may not be younger, yet you have to look out for them. They just need it, their own strength or weakness be damned.

And, on some level, you need to do it, because it seems like each other are the only ones you've got.

Life-or-death post-apocalyptic world, dangerous adventure, or even something like making sure they know how to navigate everyday life, you just don't want them hurt. They could be a pain in the ass, but they're your pain in the ass and you'll

...they're looking out for you, too? Now, don't get too crazy...

♡ This meme is for people who have someone important in their lives, whether it be a peer, someone younger, or even someone younger, that they feel responsible for. The inspiration for it is all those badass action dudes who get a child companion who tears down their walls, but there are so many options and different ways to take it!
♡ There's also a romantic option because why not?
♡ Reply with your character, canon, their information and where they'd fit in the meme. You may also want to pick which angle, romantic or platonic, you'd prefer if you have a strong preference, as well as any age restrictions for certain options and scenes.
♡ Reply to others. Have fun, be creative, make up AUs, what have you.

PROMPTS

PLATONIC: Family is who you choose, and that's what you view them as...begrudgingly or not.
ROMANTIC: It began as protection, but feelings caused it to be something more.

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06 June 2022 @ 12:28 pm

aggravated baby liberation

accidental child acquisition meme

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.

Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:

Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
Wandering around unsupervised
Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
Has apparently adopted YOU
Product of your past indiscretions
Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
Summoned from another dimension
Rescued from a mad scientist's lab

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!

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06 June 2022 @ 12:54 pm

I repeat: Khal Drogo modern AU’d into a biker when?

Motorcycle Club (AU)

In real life, motorcycle clubs that are truly "gangs," or "1%," are no laughing matter, a part of a dark and seedy underbelly that's far from pretty. Like with many cultural establishments with less-than-stellar reputations, though, fiction has romanticized these fringe fraternities with shows like Sons of Anarchy. To be fair, the life itself lends to the idealized: spending time on the open road, answered very little to very few, being able to take matters of life and liberty into your own hands, cloaking yourself in leather and tattoos and denim and the very essence of Americana. It all screams freedom and a wild lifestyle.

Equally wild and even more passionate is the love lives individuals involved in the motorcycle club lifestyles. When danger's at your back, it's good

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, info, desired role, preferences, etc.
Reply to others.
Thread.
Terms and all kind of fun stuff found here.

PROMPTS

old lady: Or old men, because why not. Essentially, the official significant others of members, and it's all very serious - with some bikers even viewing their lover as property. They may wear the biker's jacket or ride on the back of the motorcycle.
brothers/sisters in arms: You know you're always there for each other, like family. Why not take things to the next level?
mechanics: They fix up the bikes. They may just fix up your heart, too.
civilian: The person you care for the most isn't in the life you can't leave.
other

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06 June 2022 @ 01:35 pm

Let’s make the best of the worst decision.

hookup meme

Hey, there's nothing wrong with it. Sex is human nature, and people just want it. Some people do it with someone they love, or even like. But some people just do it with one person for one night, and while the feelings last, the person doesn't.

This is known as a hookup. A one-night stand. A fling.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's more. Or not. Who knows?

Rules
1. Post your character, series, and preferences in the subject head, and (optionally) the setting of the place in the comments. This can be a hotel room, your character's home, a car... just give some description.

2. A person will reply to you. They can roll for options down below if they'd like or just free form it.

3. Give that booty a tap.

Here are a few options for those of you who would like something to choose between.

What kind of one-night stand is it?
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06 June 2022 @ 08:11 pm

THE FIGHT MEME

THE (june) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

( Prompts. )

Tags: [meme] action oriented, [meme] gen, [warning] violence

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