25 August 2021 @ 06:20 am

the normal life AU meme

you wake up in the morning, and something has changed:

Maybe you're a super villain, a super hero, a magician, a knight, a space explorer - but today, when you pad down the stairs (still half-asleep, still unfocused), you do not walk into your secret lair, your spaceship, your headquarters.

You're now just an average Joe, and you're standing barefoot on a worn wooden floor, smelling fresh coffee.

To boot, there's someone else in this kitchen, leaning on the counter, wearing pajama bottoms and an old t-shirt.

The setting might be new, but hell, you know exactly who they are...

so... why is your worst enemy/co-commander/partner/captain/etc currently pouring you a second cup of coffee and asking you for pointers on the crossword?

WHAT EVEN?

Leave any prefs, or set the scene, just don't leave your tl blank! Or it will be deleted.

Tags: [meme] au

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25 August 2021 @ 07:23 am

Picnic

Ahh, what a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the flying animals of your choice are making their noises, and the sky is, presumably, as blue as can be. Finally, a break from this awful weather! And you know what else? It's a perfect day for a picnic with your honey (or hopefully soon to be honey). There's nothing quite as romantic as a well-executed picnic, so if you want to make an impression or just have a good time, break out the food under the shade of a tree. The best part is that a picnic can be as unique as you two are: a beautiful spread on top of a blanket, burgers grabbed from the drive-through and eaten with your legs dangling from the backseat, or a heart meal of venison one of you hunted while you sit on the bodies of your enemies. All that's required is to enjoy the food and the peaceful time together.

Of course, just because the idea is romantic doesn't mean it has to play out exactly that way. Maybe this is your first date and both of you are worried about what will come next - or one of you doesn't realize this is a date. Maybe one of you was dragged here against your will. Hey, have you heard about that swarm of Africanized killer bees? I hope they don't ruin your day. Isn't that your romantic rival? They're challenging you to a duel? And who are those kids in that green van, screaming about ghosts...?

Ahh, what a wonderful day for a picnic.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences in the subject line. Ideas, other info, and anything else can go in the body. You might want to put if your character is the one surprised, the one who planned the picnic, the one being dragged here unwillingly and being a grumpy gus, etc.
Reply to others.
Feel be to be as serious, as fluffy, or as goofy as you'd like.

Tags: [meme] shipping

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25 August 2021 @ 01:59 pm

Monstrous affection

The monster is the other, the grotesque reflection of humankind. What lives in darkness, and what frightens us. They may be horrific in appearance or beautiful in their lure, but nothing conceals that they are different from us, and thus terrifying.

So perhaps union with such beings is the greatest death wish and titillation.
Perhaps one is already one of these creatures that live beyond the pale of humanity. Or maybe a person suddenly finds themselves transformed. Or perhaps one may find themselves the lover of a monster, willing or not.

This is a meme dedicated to the kink of sex with monsters. If your character is already monstrous, well here's a meme dedicated to them! You may chose also for “body horror” where a character finds themselves transformed into one of the creatures below. Or perhaps you prefer an AU where they were always monstrous. Or perhaps you prefer your character to remain as they are, prey for what lives beyond humanity.

Warning: This is a meme intended for hard kinks such as (and not limited to): non-con, dub-con, vore, gore, snuff, bloodplay and bestiality (depending on how animal-like your monster is). Prompts and logs may be extremely triggery for rape and sexual assault. While players are free to opt out of kinks and set their own limits and boundaries it is to be understood however this meme will likely be more extreme than most. Thus this is a warning to the casual reader.

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Tags: [meme] smut, [warning] blood/injuries, [warning] body horror, [warning] non/dub-con, [warning] sex, [warning] trigger warning

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25 August 2021 @ 04:25 pm

Strip Never Have I Ever

The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

Tags: [meme] smut, [warning] sex

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25 August 2021 @ 06:05 pm

Bright Lights, Big City

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME ACTION IN

1) POST A CHARACTER, AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING adding a hook is a good idea

2) ADD ANY ELEMENTS YOU WANT, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE CITY be as mundane or fantastic as you like, it's fine if you want vampires

Tags: [meme] gen

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25 August 2021 @ 06:26 pm

Unrequited love but...make it fashion

The Hanahaki Disease Meme

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals...

1- Discovery:
There's the one person who makes your heart leap into your throat- but wait, that's not your heart. Where are all these flowers coming from? And why do they remind you of your beloved?

2- Concern:
Someone you know has been acting strange lately... Coughing a lot, hiding their hands all the time... It's enough to make anybody worry.

3- Sicker and Sicker:
Coughing up flower petals all the time isn't easy to hide. But it's getting harder to even breathe, now. You're going to have to make a decision, and soon...

4- Confession:
Everyone knows that there's two ways to get rid of Hanahaki: Surgery (the risk dependent on the time period), or confessing your feelings. Time to toe up and face your beloved and just tell them that you love them so much you're dying from it.

5- Post-Op:
The other option... You just couldn't tell them, but you weren't ready to die. Still, without those feelings the world seems a little less colorful. Can you still be friends with them now that you have to start all over? Do you want to?

6- Make your own!
There's flower petals coming out of somebody's mouth in some way for some reason- make this prompt your own.

Just as a note, due to the nature of the meme vivid descriptions of coughing/choking/gagging are probably going to happen. If you want it toned down, make sure to put that in your top-level.

Tags: [meme] shipping, [warning] trigger warning

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