the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
03 August 2021 @ 06:50 am

shipping 🌱 picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
socksonameme
03 August 2021 @ 07:40 am
there's only one bed!


Two characters have to share a room for the night. Every room is occupied, but fortunately there is one last room available.

There's just one problem — there's only one bed, and the characters aren't comfortable sharing it.

 
 
03 August 2021 @ 09:30 am

⚢ The ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣


Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome.

The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play!

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be.

Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment.

Character: What do you think it is?
1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well.
Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: What it says.
Yes: + Kinks
No: - Kinks
Anything Else: The usual.



Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters.
Reply to others.
Thread!
 
 
03 August 2021 @ 01:52 pm
i have a type: the meme


How to play:

  • Post with your character.
  • Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  • This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  • Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  • Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.
 
 
03 August 2021 @ 04:36 pm



⦿ Anonymously post a scenario. Scenarios can be as simple or intricate as you wish. Get creative. e.g what if a skeleton jumped out of your closest, or what if you're in McDonald's and Ronald McDonald slaps your food out of your hands etc.

⦿ Reply to those scenarios with a character, who is now living that situation. Use it as a springboard to play out a thread. Make sure to include a hook for others to reply to.

Here @ Fortanon
 
 
wine_sock
03 August 2021 @ 05:10 pm
Take my Breath Away - A Smut Meme


Cut for Triggering Content )
 
 
shinysocks
03 August 2021 @ 07:25 pm


Rules:

1. YOUR CHARACTER IS IN A SUIT
2. WHY? DOESN'T MATTER WHY. THEY'RE IN A FUCKING SUIT
3. ???
4. SUITS THO
5. PROFIT
 
 
 
bluestanza
03 August 2021 @ 10:32 pm
 
THE DRUNK MEME


1. Drinking Games:
You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?


Leave your top level blank or add in some brief starters/preferences!