 From five o'clock shadow to stubble to neatly trimmed to long and wild, this meme is about appreciating facial hair in all its forms. Dude, lady, or otherwise - all beards are welcome, as well as all beard/moustache admirers of any gender. Of course, the true focus is all the intimate, shippy, or smutty fun you can get up to with facial hair, be it as tame as hair that tickles in kisses, tugging or running one's fingers through beards during sex, ritualistic romantic grooming, or enjoying the feeling of roughness on genitalia in oral sex. Go vanilla - or wildly out there! WHAT DO? - Comment with your bearded individual or your individual who likes beards. - Include your desires, limits, etc. - Get hairy. |
 You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first. So...first? WHAT DO?
( The shippy prompts ) ( The smutty prompts ) |
 For whatever reason, the floor is unacceptable as a place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't. Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already. Do you need options? Here! Have some options! 1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA. 2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA. 3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA. 4. There's a stranger sleeping in my bed. Yes, your bed. And also, THE FLOOR IS LAVA. 5. Figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. 6. The Crack Option. Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava(!!!). |
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