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THE MANHANDLING MEME
A blatant ripoff of respectful homage to this.
Sometimes you just crave a gentle, loving touch...and sometimes, you
want to shake someone til the change flies out of their pockets.
 DON'T SEE YOU AS HUMAN shipping meme |
| When you think about it, things like “humanity” and “personhood” are really just points of view. So what if your body or your abilities don't exactly match up to the Homo Sapiens norm? That doesn't defy your sentiency nor your agency. Does your body, similar or not so similar to humans, negate your thoughts? Your will? Your feelings? ...your feelings for someone else? Ah, that might be the catch. The person is a friend, a teammate, or even someone admired from far away. You're conflicted over them. You may even love them. The problem is, of course, not that they don't see you in that way in return. Well, part of it might be, but the biggest part as they don't even see you as human enough to consider in a romantic way. They could be friendly, kind, indifferent, or, worst of all, treat you like a pet. Perhaps they know about you having a different form, if you do have one, perhaps not. The pain comes from the fact that you don't even register. What will you do? Pretend you feel nothing at all? Try to get them to notice you? Stop being foolish? Just because you're not human doesn't mean you don't have a heart to break. Choose carefully.
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the intimate bathing meme;  |
Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful. But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner. Like you're doing now. Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached... HOW TO PLAY:
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 WHAT IF THEY HAD LIVED? MEME We're not going to have a ton of prompts today, folks. However, we are going to have this. Say your character or someone close to your character dies in canon. Perhaps they die young, perhaps they're a big damn hero, perhaps they're a slithery villain that SHOULD be dead. What would happen if they didn't? How would the world change? This is your place to explore that kind of AU! Did the death situation never happen? Did they perhaps escape by the skin of their teeth? Did something (or someone) save them? How does the bright and shining (or dark and ominous) future pan out for them? |
It’s the end of the year at your place of business, legitimate or otherwise! It’s a time to drink, socialize, be merry! Whether attendance is truly voluntary or politely mandatory, you are at a lovely holiday party with your colleagues. If your canon doesn’t lend itself to stiltedly festive holiday parties, or if you find this setting funnier than your canon setting, then this is the perfect setting for an office AU!
1. Mixing and Mingling // You just arrived at the party, picked up a light drink to start with, and now you’re catching up with your fellow coworkers. Is it someone you see every day? Or is it someone from a department you didn’t even know your business had? I’m sure whatever the case, though, there’s SOME juicy office gossip to share.
2. *Charlie Brown trumpet noises* // In keeping with the family friendly spirit of the holidays, your party is completely non-alcoholic! Hopefully whoever planned this wasn’t too cheap not to give you any games! Or... Or to at least make sure the catering is decent! If not, well... Hope your CEO’s speech is short, since you’re going to be trapped at this party for a couple of hours...
3. Mystery box! // Gift exchange! Are you participating in your office’s secret santa this year? Or is it a white elephant exchange? There’s some kind of gift-giving game happening. Hopefully, you chose your gift wisely!
4. Reindeer Games // HR has organized some fun, non-alcoholic activities for you and your coworkers! Participation may not be mandatory, but it’s very strongly encouraged. Do karaoke, open party crackers, throw beanbags, any of thosetortuousfun team building games!
5. Do You Hear What I Hear? // Karaoke alone deserves its own prompt, honestly. Are you being pressured by a coworker? Lost a bet? Honestly inspired by the setlist offered? And most importantly... Can you actually sing?
6. Oh What Fun // You actually don’t work here, you’re someone else’s plus-one. Are you their best friend, or are you their date? And are you going to stay that way by the end of the night?
7. Under The Mistletoe // Relationships are of course discouraged in the office... but you’re not in the office, are you? Still, unless you’ve been lingering at that open bar, you probably want to keep this little hook-up discreet...
8. Festivus For The Rest Of Us // Maybe you greased your social wheels a bit too much at the bar, or maybe you’re just always a grinch, but you have some grudges you’ve been carrying with you all year, and this may be your last chance to settle it. Directly, passive aggressively, or just complaining, it’s your choice.
9. Oh Fudge // Ah, the holiday party incident. Someone drank too much at the bar, or snuck in something they weren’t supposed to, and now.... We have an incident. Whatever that is, indecent exposure, caught snogging your boss’s wife, slipped off the karaoke stage, broke up a fight between the accountants, it’s going down and you need to either do damage control, or record this for tomorrow.
10. eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog // YOU are the one causing the scene, actually. You’re completely wasted and someone’s got to get you the hell out of this party before you tell your boss what you ACTUALLY think of her.
11. Last Christmas // Your CEO just stood up in front of the whole party, and instead of the usual bland ‘happy holidays, you worked so well, we’re all so close’ speech, he has instead told you that there will be no christmas bonuses this year, and there will be layoffs in the new year. The future is bleak. The bar is open. There’s nothing to lose now. Go out with a bang, whatever that means to you.
12. Die Hard // Wildcard option, in case an apocalyptically drunk christmas party isn’t wild enough for you
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