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20 November 2018 @ 07:41 am


( reverse ) one-line shipping OR smut meme



In matters of the heart, actions speak louder than words. Still, words are pretty important, too.

Or, if you're feeling more risque...

Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play )


  • Leave a top-level, either blank or with prefs. SINCE THIS MEME IS NOW A COMBO: consider putting "shipping," "smut," or "open to both" (something along those lines) depending on your preference into the subject line so people scrolling along can know what you're into!
  • Reply to others...with one line only. All other comments can be as meaty or sparse as you'd like, but the rule is that the starter tag must be one line (not counting ooc chatter).
  • Use your brimming imagination or use a few of the many prompts available to copy and paste. For the smutty variety: also use your brimming imagination or use a few of the many prompts available to copy and paste.
  • Have fun!
 
 
munehisa iwai
20 November 2018 @ 06:26 pm






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
memery.
20 November 2018 @ 07:10 pm

COVERED IN BLOOD MEME


So you're a bit of a mess. Or you're stumbling upon a mess. What happened? There's blood everywhere, what the hell? Is it your blood, animal blood, the blood of someone you murdered? Hell, maybe you ran out of tampons. Anyway, no matter how it got there, you're (or someone you know is) covered in blood. Can it be explained away? If not, is someone going to prison? The hospital? Going to die of blood loss? Get in trouble for playing catch with the blood bags? Man, we don't know. The point is you have a mess to clean up. Or roll around in gleefully, you nasty fucks.

• Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant. Or don't. As always, we're not the cops.
• Reply to other people's top levels!
• While this meme is bound to have a lot of potentially triggering content, content warnings for anything ott or very extreme are probably a good idea!
• Have fun!

 
 
sockdere
20 November 2018 @ 09:02 pm
THINKING OF YOU

( a meme for all your mutual masturbation et al needs! )

There's nothing more embarrassing than being walked in on during your private time...except, maybe, if the person who's walking in is the one you're thinking about while taking care of business. Oops.

You just can't help it! Picturing someone you don't know, as sexy as a random model or superstar may be, is nowhere near as appealing as when your mental images are personal - maybe you can't even get excited unless you're thinking of someone you know. This person could be the one you've wanted forever but can't have, a new fantasy, a partner you can't be with right now, anyone that accidentally came to mind and you couldn't unsee, a new fantasy, someone completely taboo, or even a person you just picked because you wanted to.

Can you not let them know that you were totally picturing them in the most compromising of positions, or is the cat out of the bag because you were obvious or verbal? How will you feel about being walked in on? Mortified, probably, if you're normal. Freaked out? ...even more aroused?

Hey, it could happen! Bodies are weird.

But things don't just end in your total humiliation, oh no. That would be too convenient. The person's not leaving. They're angry, perhaps demanding an answer, maybe wanting to tease you, or possibly curious.

Actually, they may just want to join you. I bet that never happened in your wildest fantasies.

How to Play
  • This above encounter will end in sex of some sort. Feel free to use this meme to get your mutual masturbation kink on or anything else you can possibly think of.
  • Reply with your character and preferences (ie, women only, definitely no taboo, etc). Assumed CR is definitely going to be a thing here.
  • Top level comments are the ones being walked in on by those commenting to them. If you'd prefer, you can leave your comment blank, or you can give a short blurb about what your character is doing to get themselves off. Think of it as a headcanon meme, especially if your character has unique physiology.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!
 
 
Thor, Sock of Odin
20 November 2018 @ 09:12 pm
Personal Slut Meme


After a hard day's work in this dog eat dog world, what way better to come home and release some steam with sex? We'll raise you one: your own huge nymphomaniac, absolutely addicted to sex. The more lewd, the better.

Where they always this way; is it by nature or by your own design? No matter what, you've now got on your hands your own personal, private slut...unless you want to share them with the world.

  • Comment with your preferences, which role you'd like to play, etc..
  • Thread. Feel free to include any and all kinks that would go with the theme: exhibitionism, shamelessness, hentai logic, dirty talk, etc etc etc this could go on for days.
  • Given the sensitive topic here, please be respectful to others.