Bed, Wed, Behead


Bed, Wed, Behead (or Shag, Marry, Cliff, or Fuck, Marry, Kill, or whatever other name you know it as) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd bed (/shag/fuck/etc), which they'd wed (/marry/commitment ceremony/etc), and which they'd behead (/kill/throw off a cliff/etc). It can then get turned around on the original asker, or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Others reply (ICly) with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would sex, who you would commit to, and who you would axe.
4) ???
5) Profit!

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the random scenario meme


comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

( Prompts )

So you know how in a certain series you're born with cat ears and they only come off when you lose your virginity? Well, this is nothing like that. One day you just suddenly wake up like this. all fluffy and cute (tail optional). Embarrassed? Planning to stay in bed until they go away on their own like some weird, supernatural cold? TOO BAD! Although you don't know how you got them, the one thing you do know for sure, somehow, is that they only come off with a kiss. So get out there and find a good samaritan to help you out!

Rules:

• Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
• It is implied that the top comment is the one with the cat ears, but you can indicate otherwise in your comment if desired
• The character replying does not necessarily need to have cat ears too, but they can! Mutual benefit might just be the incentive they need!
• The kiss can be anywhere on the body, as short or long as you want it to be.
• Respect people's wishes and prefs
• Have fun!!