( ᴛʜɪs ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ )
23 January 2018 @ 08:05 am



the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
ahegao
23 January 2018 @ 08:16 am



Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
  2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
  3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck! Here are some optional prompts, if you want 'em.
  4. Keep going and finish the act.
  5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
  6. Have fun!
 
 
torine


(harmless) hanahaki meme

hanahaki (literally "vomiting flowers") is a fictional illness that began in japanese literature. most commonly, it happens in the case of unrequited love; flowers bloom in a person's lungs and their love suffocates them until it is either requited or they die.

that's pretty angsty. instead, consider a world where hanahaki is a normalised inconvenience and it's never hurt anyone. flowers grow in your chest from the cultivation of love — for your friends, your family, your dog. and it's a feeling that wants to be known, so maybe you can't help spilling petals sometimes when you laugh, or sigh, or shout at someone. everyone knows what it means and it's something to be celebrated. you love.

maybe you don't want to, though. maybe you chew on the petals and swallow them back, so that no one knows the feelings you're carrying around in your heart. but maybe that's not going to work forever, and sooner or later, you're going to cough those feelings up.
speak )
 
 
inmemeswetrust
23 January 2018 @ 11:13 am

ROLL CALL MEME



Listen sometimes your memeposters are idiots and screw it up the first time around because there isn't enough coffee for some Tuesday afternoons.

Check out the new shiny and better post at [community profile] fortanon here.
 
 
buckingham
23 January 2018 @ 07:49 pm


the oral sex meme


• comment with your character.
• respond to others
• get down and dirty, hot and wet. spell the abc's with your tongue or recite some tongue twisters. orgasms are the name of the game, and gratuitous oral sex is the name of the game!
• post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
• have a grand ol' time
 
 
23 January 2018 @ 08:04 pm

⚢ The ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣


Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome.

The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play!

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be.

Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment.

Character: What do you think it is?
1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well.
Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: What it says.
Yes: + Kinks
No: - Kinks
Anything Else: The usual.



Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters.
Reply to others.
Thread!
 
 
you'll like the way we meme
23 January 2018 @ 08:07 pm
Fell Asleep On Meme


sweet dreams.

 


Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

 
 
23 January 2018 @ 08:41 pm

❥ Unlikely Love at First Sight Meme ♡


Fairy tales just don't exist in real life, do they?

You consider yourself a realist, or even if you don't consider much, you're not sentimental. Bonds between people are grown through years of mutual experience, if that. Love is...difficult to describe, but if you do believe it exist, you think it's something that's worked at every day. Love at first sight? Now that's just ridiculous. There may be a rush of hormones, but you can't actually feel that strongly and that intensely over a person you've just met, especially when it's you. Especially when that someone is someone you'd never expect to fall for.

Well, the concept of "falling" in love is silly, anyway. If anything, it's more like a slow, leisurely saunter downwards - if such affections are even on your radar at all. That's how it truly is; people who fall in love with first sight are setting themselves up for failure and a short-lived relationship once the infatuation fades. You would never...

...you just fell in love with someone at first sight, didn't you?

ღ This meme is for those players whose characters aren't exactly suited for a played-straight love at first sight meme. Here, it's all very odd and unexpected and there will probably be reluctance. Or really, it's just for anyone.
ღ Comment with your character and preferences.
ღ Reply to others.
 
 
23 January 2018 @ 10:02 pm
Kiss of the Vampire


Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because eEvil Is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at love making makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, tThe bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.