1sts
24 December 2017 @ 12:43 am

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
 
socialhexperiment
24 December 2017 @ 11:41 am
Fake Dating for the Holidays



We all know the plot.   Single pringle needs to produce a SO for the holidays to get their relatives/friends/nosy landlord off their case.  Cue the mad rush to get a friend, co-worker, complete stranger to fill in the roll and fake it until the holidays are over and everyone can go back to their regularly scheduled lives.  Will unexpected love bloom? 

Well, maybe.  Or maybe it will just turn into a terrible train wreck.  Maybe the fake date will decide they've got the hots for the sister instead and can they get some help with that?  Maybe it will be the start of a beautiful friendship or maybe you're already friends and it will just be another thing you both laugh about in years to come.  Will your fake help you win your family's approval? Will they just hide under the dining room table with you and eat chips as your family argues politics?  Will they embarrass you badly enough that next year your family will be glad when you show up single?  Only one way to find out. 

Randomizer for thems that likes it:

1. Complete stranger (Craig's list, person on the plane next to you, homeless person at the park, who knows but you've got to find a body and any body will do)
2. Vague acquaintance (next door apartment neighbor that's nice enough to return your mislabeled mail, co-worker, favorite barista, who knows but you'd better at least make sure they know your last name before it all goes down)
3. Good friend (they've been with you through thick and thin already, what's one more major catastrophe?  Your parents probably think you're already dating anyway and at least it feels normal when they hold your hand)
4. Secret crush (you've had a crush on them forever but never had the nerve to say anything.  Well, if you can't date them at least you can pretend?)

Situation:

1. Asking in the first place (well, this is awkward but a body's got to do what a body's got to do.  Black mail, beg, bribe, ask nicely but you're desperate and they're you're only hope)
2. Getting ready (do they know your favorite doll from childhood? Your family's embarrassing nickname for you? Your dog's name?  Your name?   Is Aunt Irene's Shellfish Surprise going to make their eyes swell shut?  Better cover this stuff now.)
3. Getting stuck (well, the idea was to visit the family.  But you're snowed in at the airport or the car broke down or a super-villain attacked the city and the trains aren't running.  Whatever happened, you're both stuck somewhere with no place to go and a holiday to spend together)
4. Things go awry (Aunt Marble is drunk again, the heater's broken, a fight broke out about the merits of It's A Wonder Life vs. Miracle on 34th Street, whatever it is, the stuffing's hit the fan and its up to you and your fake date to survive the family blow up)
5. Mistletoe! (of course this would happen.  Your relatives might have plastered the house with it the second you said you were coming home with someone.  Whatever the reason, there you are, stuck under the stuff.  Together.  Yep.  Sure is a thing)
6. Sharing a room (and right on the tail of that, has your family set aside just one room for you both?  Was the hotel overbooked and only had one left?  Whatever the reason stake your claims on the side of the bed and defend your toothbrush)
7. Helping with the holiday preparations together (hey, maybe this isn't so bad.  It's kind of nice and warm and friendly to have someone to commiserate with.  Or its terrible and the stove is on fire and what do you mean you used baking soda when it clearly said baking powder and that paper cut from wrapping looks more like a botched amputation!)
8. I'm adopted! (what do you know?  Your family likes your SO so much they've all but adopted them into the family.  They're invited back for New Years!  And Easter!  And Weird Uncle Willy's 90th birthday!  How is that all going to go down though considering this was supposed to be a one off thing)
9. Business as usual? (all done.  You both survived.  Time for life to go back to the way it was before.  .... right?)
10. Wild card it, ya filthy animals.  You can come up with better ideas than I can.  Go do your own thing and screw the rules!
 
 


You were ready.

You packed! You made sure you had everything, and arrived extra early to safely get through security! It's only once you're through (and maybe after a connecting flight or two) that you learn your flight as been delayed. Maybe even indefinitely.

You now have to spend the next however many hours at the airport.

1. Leave a comment with your character name, canon, preferences, whatever.
2. Others tag in.
3. Meet new people? Entertain yourselves? Nap for a few hours?
 
 
24 December 2017 @ 06:03 pm
The (possibly AU, possibly crossover) Sibling Incest Meme



HOW TO PLAY
-Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to mention any hard lines you have.
-Comment around to others. PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO FACILITATE CROSS-CANON TAGGING, THIS MEME WILL BE CONSIDERED AN AU FAIR GAME ZONE. Feel free to comment in with characters who do not canonically have siblings or comment to people from other fandoms.
-Be respectful of others.
 
 
a meme sock
24 December 2017 @ 06:14 pm
love at first sight



- Post with your character
- Others reply, instantly in love.
- Feelings can be mutual or not.
- Play out the scene.
 
 
24 December 2017 @ 06:39 pm

⚢ The ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣


Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome.

The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play!

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be.

Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment.

Character: What do you think it is?
1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well.
Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: What it says.
Yes: + Kinks
No: - Kinks
Anything Else: The usual.



Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters.
Reply to others.
Thread!
 
 
24 December 2017 @ 11:14 pm
THE ANGST MEME




How to play:

- Post your characters, name and series in the subject along with any preferences.
- Go to rng and roll 1-18, or pick a prompt
- Play!

prompts )