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A Softer Meme
16 December 2017 @ 10:14 am
The camera loves you  
sex tape / dirty pictures meme



It takes a special type of person to star in a film of an erotic nature, complete with a director, good lighting, and proper set dressing. In fact, some would find all that guff the least erotic thing in the world. That's not the type of movie you're making. What you're crafting - perhaps with a costar who's very special to you - is a more intimate, amateur flick with only two people on set. Be its a longer romantic interlude to watch later on a lonely night or a quick, hardcore kinky clip, one thing's for certain: this production's for your (and your partner's) eyes only.

- Comment with your preferences, kinks, etc.
- Reply to others.
- Your character and theirs are making sexy video/picture/hieroglyphic/smoke signal of any variety,
and how you frame it (fluffy/cute, romantic, kinky, exhibitionist, etc.) is up to you. They can also just be sending each other dirty pictures or sexing it up over Skype or something. I'm not your mom, you can do what you want.
- Thread that out and have fun!
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alkali
16 December 2017 @ 11:05 am
The Superpower Meme!  
  

You get a superpower! And you get a superpower! Everyone gets a superpower!

So here's the deal. Your sadly power-less character now has a power. Have they always had it? Were they recently exposed to improbably power-granting radiation? Did they make a deal with a devil? Your choice! You decide what power they have and what they do with it (become a superhero? be a data entry drone with an incredibly awesome secret?)! The world is an oyster, and you own it, baby!


Common Power Options 

1. Telepathy: You can hear people's thoughts! Which, uh, good luck with that, hope no one around you has a song stuck in their head.

2. Teleportation: Here one second, gone the next! Have fun never needing to own a car or walk anywhere, you lucky bastard, you.

3. Super-strength: Never worry about stuck pickle jars again!

4. Flight: Air traffic control requests that you please please please be careful not to run into any planes, please.

5. Invisibility: See all the movies you could ever want, for free!

6. Shapeshifting: Okay but why would you ever be a human when you could be a tiger instead? BE A TIGER.

7. Super-Healing: You're going to be the most popular person at the ICU!

8. Elemental Manipulation: Fire, earth, water, whatever. You are their god now.

9. Invulnerability: Swim in fire! Eat rocks! Punch a train! These are all great ideas you should try right now immediately because nothing could possibly go wrong! You're INVULNERABLE, BABY.

10. Choose your own or ask RNGesus to give you something random from the Powerlisting Wiki.
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mememagic
16 December 2017 @ 02:02 pm
As the stars are known to the Night;  
Vega, Altair and Deneb, The Summer Triangle and the Milky way

the stargazing meme


prompts
(optional)

one → meteor shower you just saw a falling star! and another! make a wish!
two → aliens what was that? was that really? omg no way a ufo!
three → lunar eclipse you've been sitting out for hours, waiting for this. it's so cool!
four → comet does it move fast or slow? either way, it's amazing.
five → full moon the moon is so huge! just don't look too long, it's really bright too.
six → solar eclipse this might be happening in the middle of the day!
seven → planet sighting is that a new star? nope, just a neighbor in the solar system!
eight → constellations do you know the stories behind these odd patterns?
nine → deep space normal stargazing isn't that much fun. you got a telescope!
ten → star dust anything can happen in space. make up your own plot!


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memery.
16 December 2017 @ 05:52 pm
YOU GET IN, YOU DON'T GET OUT  

THE VERY BEST AT BEING BAD MEME


You're tired of being a goody-two shoes. It's time to join the mob! That's right, time to join the world of organized crime. Whether you're mafioso, yakuza, triad, something entirely different - you're in for a treat. It doesn't matter what family you're in, what side you're on, what your end goals are, things are going to be wild, dirty, and violent all along the way. Maybe you survive, maybe you don't. Maybe people you care about don't. Maybe you need to get revenge. Whatever. The world is your oyster.



( Pick your scenario within! )
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16 December 2017 @ 06:48 pm
The way a bomb loves a crowd  
Love at Wrong Sight



Don't be so cynical: love at first sight definitely exists. What also exists is love at wrong sight. Both of you feel a spark, hearts a-flutter, magnetism in full force, all the tell-tale signs of an instant pull, so what's the problem?

Well, there are some big problems. One of you could be taken, you could be on opposites sides of a battle or movement, you have a duty that conflicts with romance, this could be the wrong place at the absolute wrong time, the attraction could be forbidden, or any litany of pitfalls you can imagine could exist. Oh why oh why are you having this sudden swooning now? Here? It's no use denying you're in a pickle.

The quandary is...will you avoid this flight of fancy or will affairs of the heart hit you square in the chest?

HOW to PLAY
  • Top level with your prefs and info.
  • Reply to others and threeeeead.
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cockhops
16 December 2017 @ 07:58 pm
no grave can hold my body down; i'll crawl home to her.  
ALWAYS COME BACK

smut meme;




They may be a rambler, a gambler, always on the run, a wanted criminal, someone with a higher calling, or just not the type to spend time with you (which may be fine by you), yet somehow, they'll always find their way back to your door. And they'll, again and again, find themselves wanting you, for support, for healing, for feeling alive, for venting frustration and anger, for anything and everything at all.

You'll welcome them with open arms...and an open bed, because you want them, too.

  1. Comment: prefs, info, preferred role, etc.
  2. Reply: to others.
  3. Thread: with them.

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marie_onette
16 December 2017 @ 11:23 pm
The Etiquette Meme  



No schlumping, slouching, slurping, or sassing--manners matter! Now, of course, not everyone was brought up with all the same expectations or types of social engagements, so whether invited to a ball, a fancy dinner party, or a formal duel, it’s best to know the rules of the game so as not to lose before you start. And yes, all of those forks have a specific function.

Are your manners impeccable and you are choosing to pass down to knowledge to someone in need whether it kills them or not, or do you prefer to observe the untrained creatures in their natural state? Are you grateful for some guidance in this crazy world of fifteen forks, ten unintentional left-handed insults, eight handshakes, and five ways to say you need to use the restroom, or are you fighting this nonsense every step of the way? Or are you both well-mannered, sophisticated bastions of gentility and there can only be one?

Whether you’re teaching beforehand, or it’s sink-or-swim within the situation itself, all eyes will be on you. Hang on to those handkerchiefs and ready the boutineers--we’re going formal.

HOW TO PLAY
- Post with your character and their canon, as well as what role you’d prefer [Teacher/Student].
- Specify preferences, if any. (ex. cast only, shipping/not, etc.)
- Tag others damnit.

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Walker
16 December 2017 @ 11:45 pm
Weekly Meme Round-Up: Dec 10 - 16  
Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome.

Please do not use this post as a time-stamp. The comm operates in EST/UTC-4. See the time HERE

The third week of the month is scheduled for the midnight texting meme. (For the rest of the 2017 these days are: Dec 17)

Feel free to advertise RP related comms and materials below.

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