bakerstreet | pet store meme

YOU ARE GETTING A PET. CONGRATS.
WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSAL PET STORE.The premise is simple. Today you are in a pet store. Either just browsing or thinking about getting a pet, if you want to get into the RNG there you go but pets are awesome.( This meme is for those of you who want a pet, or somehow want pet related fluffy things )

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO DO? ROLL FOR ROLE
1. JUST BROWSING - ducked in here to avoid something, because bored, hoping to coo at stupid creatures.
2. ACTIVELY LOOKING - you are lonely, you want to give a gift/surprise someone.
3. ACTIVELY LOOKING PLUS ONE - you have someone else with you, be they child or someone else, and you have to wrangle them plus look at a creature.
4. EMPLOYEE - help someone find the cuddliest cuddler to ever cuddle?
5. WILDCARD - do what you want in a pet store. but...there's animals so. still. do what you want.
6. BRING IT HOME - omg baby so i got u a thing

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO GET? ROLL FOR PET
1. DOG. - four legs, goes woof
2. CAT - four legs, goes meow and purr
3. LIZARD/TURTLE - four legs, scaly, possibly superhero/city destroyer?
4. SNAKE - no legs. Slightly creepy also slightly cute.
5. FUR - four legs - mostly. Slightly obscure, good for kids who aren't ready for cat-dog level responsibility. Includes Hamsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, ferrets, rabbits.
6. FISH -No legs. Swims. Kind of creepy.
7. DRAGON - ...It's a multiversal pet store on the internet ok
8. UNICORN - ^ basically that.
9. something from Ronald Dahl - honestly ^ see above statement.
10. MAKE UP WHAT YOU WANT. Get whatever you want it's a big pet store.

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[Sometimes he just likes to come in here and look. Playing and petting them... just, you know, spreading a little excitement and energy amongst the animals. It's totally for their sake. Yup. Animals. He loves to help them. All the time.]

[Jack will swear up and down all day that he would rather just build a dog, because robot dogs are easier to take care of and don't make messes and can be turned off when you don't want to mess with it, but he can't help but stare at the adorable batch of puppies in the store today and feel his heart melt.

A little black lab jumps up and paws at his leg, and he fights a smile, because he is not going to coo at this dog he is a former evil villain-]

...Hi puppy!! [Welp] Hajime, look!

Ah!

[Hajime leans down to look at the eager little pup, hopping and pawing at Jack's pantleg.]

Look at that, he picked you! Maybe he'll bring you home.

[He's joking. He's totally joking. Yes. Here, little guy, let him ruffle your floppy big ears ohno you're so cute]

[Jack gives in, crouching down to pet the puppy (who is going nuts from the double attention), grinning ear to ear.]

Haha, maybe. I...

[He trails off, looking sideways at Hajime.] You said you just wanted to look, you know.

Well, sure. You know. It's, ah. Just fun to look.

[He doesn't look back over. He puppy keeps nipping at his sleeve, yipping, going generally bonkers with excitement.]

I mean, I'd be a lousy pet owner, anyway. So. Just nice to drop in.

[If you want a dog you could just say so, Hajime...

Maybe it's just pointless enabling, but Jack's smile returns and he shrugs.]

I don't know. I think you would be a good owner.

[Same goes to you, Jack.]

Mm. I'm busy, after all, I wouldn't want to leave this guy all alone...

[The pooch squirms under his hand, licking and nipping. Yes, it definitely doesn't want to be alone.]

[Jack watches the puppy, reaches down to rub its back and smiling when it twists to nudge his hand with his nose.]

Well, I'm home a lot when you're not... so he wouldn't be alone that much.

[Now Hajime's the one sending sidelong glances. Is Jack actually encouraging this? He is. He's actually serious. Hajime feels a little shaky, with nerves and excitement, at the thought.]

Well. Sure. But you couldn't leave your tools where he could get them. And he'd need a good name.

[Besides having a lot of pets for sale, these kinds of stores also tend to carry food for people who already have one. Hayato's only in to pick up a bag of top notch dog food (probably Blue Buffalo or something, of course it would be), but... hey, he has a few minutes to spare. There's nothing wrong with taking a look at all the cute little animals up for adoption. Nothing wrong with entertaining the thought of bringing one home, even if he can't act on those fantasies.

Fuzzy little hamsters, fluffy kittens, adorable puppies... --Oh. And the Yuuhi pup among them. Look at that kid, practically dangling right into their little pen.]

Scouting out new recruits, are we?

[It could be a jab. Or maybe he thinks that a dog is just as much a member of a squad as anybody else.

(It is 95% the latter.)]

[It must be commended of the playful little critters, that they could draw Hajime's attention so greatly that he hadn't even noticed the presence of the rival leader. That's the power of friendly furry animals. He starts at Saionji's voice, and can't quite manage to switch from his "yay happy animal friends" face to his "shut up Asahi" face quickly enough before he turns around.]

W-well! Well, one's got to try and spread encouragement to as many beings as possible, you know.

[Errg. It's weird facing off against him out of uniform. Like visiting school on Sunday.]

[Maybe it's the lack of formal uniforms, or maybe it's just a lack of that damned Ippongi, but Hayato can't muster up more than an ever-present but quiet feeling of smug superiority over the kid. This isn't Ouendan business; there's no point in fanning the flames of rivalry here. Besides, who can get worked up in the presence of so many adorable little friends?

God look how cute they are. It can't hurt to just reach on in and let a little beagle pup sniff at and lick his fingers. Hey, buddy...]

Mmhm, it's good to hear you're not as elitist as the rumours claim. It is incredibly important not to be selective in a job like ours.

[Damn right he's got the nerve to give advice to someone who's technically been doing this longer than he has. If there's a touch of condescension and passive-aggression in there, it definitely has nothing to do with a poor history of inter-team relations and some of that aforementioned elitism. Nope. Not at all.]

[The comment struck him as bizarre in two different places, so much that he two bewildered to get indignant or haughty, like usual.]

The interpretation and synchronization with the spirits of animals is a skill only a truly practiced and dedicated Ouendan can master.

[A skill he had not yet gotten the hang of, but naturally he wouldn't say as much in front of this man. The notion that anyone would consider the support of animals as beneath them positively confounded him. Not to mention...]

There's not any rumors about us.

[Who said there's an "us" in this, kid? Well, he's pretty sure he's not popular enough for there to be rumors, anyway.]

No? My mistake, then.

[Who knows how just full of shit Hayato is at any given moment? Nobody outside of his team. That's just the way he intends to keep it, so he'll let Hajime worry about figuring it out on his own. Or brush it off, but that's a little less fun.

He is way more interested in the puppies than in elaborating, anyway.]

Are you planning to take one home?

[No, asshole, don't just change the topic and be friendly after something like that.]

[Huff. He can see that you're bluffing, probably. Clearly Saionji has merely projected his team's own shortcomings onto the superior squad. Yeah... yeah that's definitely what it is.

He tries to refocus on enjoying the petting spree going on. He comes here to relax and feel good, not bicker, and he'd hate for this place to be tainted by the thought of it.]

Nn. My parents would not approve.

[Did you forget who's a child you might have]

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