pet store meme

[memesmemes]

YOU ARE GETTING A PET. CONGRATS.
WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSAL PET STORE.The premise is simple. Today you are in a pet store. Either just browsing or thinking about getting a pet, if you want to get into the RNG there you go but pets are awesome.( This meme is for those of you who want a pet, or somehow want pet related fluffy things )

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO DO? ROLL FOR ROLE
1. JUST BROWSING - ducked in here to avoid something, because bored, hoping to coo at stupid creatures.
2. ACTIVELY LOOKING - you are lonely, you want to give a gift/surprise someone.
3. ACTIVELY LOOKING PLUS ONE - you have someone else with you, be they child or someone else, and you have to wrangle them plus look at a creature.
4. EMPLOYEE - help someone find the cuddliest cuddler to ever cuddle?
5. WILDCARD - do what you want in a pet store. but...there's animals so. still. do what you want.
6. BRING IT HOME - omg baby so i got u a thing

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO GET? ROLL FOR PET
1. DOG. - four legs, goes woof
2. CAT - four legs, goes meow and purr
3. LIZARD/TURTLE - four legs, scaly, possibly superhero/city destroyer?
4. SNAKE - no legs. Slightly creepy also slightly cute.
5. FUR - four legs - mostly. Slightly obscure, good for kids who aren't ready for cat-dog level responsibility. Includes Hamsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, ferrets, rabbits.
6. FISH -No legs. Swims. Kind of creepy.
7. DRAGON - ...It's a multiversal pet store on the internet ok
8. UNICORN - ^ basically that.
9. something from Ronald Dahl - honestly ^ see above statement.
10. MAKE UP WHAT YOU WANT. Get whatever you want it's a big pet store.

Comments

[inspirethefire]

[Huff. He can see that you're bluffing, probably. Clearly Saionji has merely projected his team's own shortcomings onto the superior squad. Yeah... yeah that's definitely what it is.

He tries to refocus on enjoying the petting spree going on. He comes here to relax and feel good, not bicker, and he'd hate for this place to be tainted by the thought of it.]

Nn. My parents would not approve.

[Did you forget who's a child you might have]