pet store meme

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YOU ARE GETTING A PET. CONGRATS.
WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSAL PET STORE.The premise is simple. Today you are in a pet store. Either just browsing or thinking about getting a pet, if you want to get into the RNG there you go but pets are awesome.( This meme is for those of you who want a pet, or somehow want pet related fluffy things )

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO DO? ROLL FOR ROLE
1. JUST BROWSING - ducked in here to avoid something, because bored, hoping to coo at stupid creatures.
2. ACTIVELY LOOKING - you are lonely, you want to give a gift/surprise someone.
3. ACTIVELY LOOKING PLUS ONE - you have someone else with you, be they child or someone else, and you have to wrangle them plus look at a creature.
4. EMPLOYEE - help someone find the cuddliest cuddler to ever cuddle?
5. WILDCARD - do what you want in a pet store. but...there's animals so. still. do what you want.
6. BRING IT HOME - omg baby so i got u a thing

NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO GET? ROLL FOR PET
1. DOG. - four legs, goes woof
2. CAT - four legs, goes meow and purr
3. LIZARD/TURTLE - four legs, scaly, possibly superhero/city destroyer?
4. SNAKE - no legs. Slightly creepy also slightly cute.
5. FUR - four legs - mostly. Slightly obscure, good for kids who aren't ready for cat-dog level responsibility. Includes Hamsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, ferrets, rabbits.
6. FISH -No legs. Swims. Kind of creepy.
7. DRAGON - ...It's a multiversal pet store on the internet ok
8. UNICORN - ^ basically that.
9. something from Ronald Dahl - honestly ^ see above statement.
10. MAKE UP WHAT YOU WANT. Get whatever you want it's a big pet store.

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[inspirethefire]

[Now Hajime's the one sending sidelong glances. Is Jack actually encouraging this? He is. He's actually serious. Hajime feels a little shaky, with nerves and excitement, at the thought.]

Well. Sure. But you couldn't leave your tools where he could get them. And he'd need a good name.