The ＴＯＯＫ  ＹＯＵ  ＩＮ Shipping Meme

They were on your front door, in your yard, or on the street, confused and clearly in no position to fend for themselves; in a worst case scenario, they were bruised and battered, possibly close to death. Bleeding heart or not, you can't just be so cruel as to let them suffer. They need a place to stay, and you'll open your home to them...long enough to get back on their feet, anyway.

Speaking of feet, the shoe could be on the other one. You're worse for the wear - in a new place, possibly injured, certainly not in the best state of mind. You could not even remember how you got here or who you are to get here, for that matter. You may not want to remember. Whether willing or not so willing, you're in no position to turn down help, especially if said helper won't take no for an answer. No matter how dedicated you are to looking after yourself, there's only so much you can do in your position.

The two of you are staying together, at any rate. Only for a while, the plan is. But after said while, even though strength and confidence is returning to the injured, there's something a little different between you two. It could be the close quarters, the kindness shown, or a number of things, but quietly, softly, feelings have grown. Could more confusion and hurt spring from this? What about when it's time to go? Can the temporary resident leave as easily as they intended? You're so close now, perhaps a little while longer can't do any harm...

...until whatever it was that put them in such a perilous position in the first place comes back, and there could be "justice" for anyone who's dared to help.

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• Comment with your character and preferences. Say if you'd rather play the taken in or the person taking them in.
• Reply to others.
• There's no smut option because I'm making a companion smut meme to this for TLH in the next few days, but you can play smut if you really want to!

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THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme

There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character and preferences.


• Include what you're interested and not interested in.


• Respond to others!

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THE SPY AU MEME

Everyone loves spies, right? Whether it's Bond, or the Kingsmen, or Austin Powers, there's just something goddamn cool about having a license to kill and sneaking around. Well, now's your chance to make your spy AU dreams a reality!

THE RULES
1) Post a blank top comment/top comment with your preferences.
2) Find someone you'd like to tag
2) Use a random number generator to determine relationship and prompt for your reply.
3) ????
4) Profit!


RELATIONSHIPS
A) Allies: You're both on the same side of whatever conflict is going on. Maybe you're partners, or in different organizations running in the same direction. Regardless, you're working together from the greater good of....whoever you are.

B) Enemies: Think the KGB vs the CIA. The KGB vs MI6. The KGB and the Girl Scouts probably. Just. You just hate each other, okay? And you'll do anything to stop the other side.

C) Frenemies: You're on the same side, technically. Except for whatever reason, you just can't stand one another. Or maybe your affiliations have some sort of dick measuring rivalry going on. Whatever the reason, you're not going to cooperate easily.

D) Accidentally Allies: Well, you're definitely on opposite sides, but sometimes that doesn't really matter. If your superiors found out you were getting along or even helping one another, that would probably be it for both of you.


PROMPTS
1) The Honeypot: For this mission, someone has to, y'know, lie back and think of England. It's for the good of the people, you can do this.

2) Mission Impossible: You're doing some real spy work here. You've got to break into some place to get something- Intel, a person, a mini nuclear bomb, whatever. Get your tactleneck on and hum your own theme music, it makes everything cooler.

3) Spy vs Spy: It's an all out fight to the death! Or maybe just some training with a partner. Or just passive agressively tripping each other in public. You're fighting, is the point. No holds barred in here, y'all.

4) The Pass Off: It's a clandestine meeting, of course. You're here to pass off some information to a contact on the DL, or maybe you're here to prevent it from happening. Just remember, don't make a scene. You're in public guys.

5) Great Escape: One or both of you have been captured (or did the capturing) , and it's time to make an escape! Let's hope there's no sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads.

6) The Man From Oh Shit: You're being forced to work together by the powers that be! Maybe you don't want to do this, maybe it's just the mission that's terrible. Maybe you loathe each other entirely. This isn't going to be an easy job, though.

7) An Chance Meeting: You might not even be on a mission right now, maybe it's just your week off. But you weren't expecting to run into another spy, whatever you're doing. What do?

8) Escort Mission: You didn't sign up for glorified babysitting, but right now you've got to watch over someone and keep them from dying. Good luck, I hear the AI's terrible.

9) Dealer's Choice: Choose any prompt from above! Go wild, y'all.

Congratulations, you are now a proud parent. Whether they're driving you crazy, getting in the way of love or filling your whole world, you certainly can't ignore them.

Pick yourself a scenario and get ready for the pitter patter of tiny feet.



- Post your character, canon and preferencees
- Choose a role
- Repliers pick from the below options
- ????
- Profit

Roles
1. Parent and child - One of you is the parent and the other is their blessed offspring (or holy terror).
2. Parent and Parent - Commiserating together on the woes of parenthood
3. Parent and Other (ir)Responsible Adult - Whether they're your kid's school teacher or the new boy/girlfriend about to meet the sprog, your kid is influencing this conversation.

And the scenarios to choose from...

Parent and Child

1. Let's just get through today - it's a special occasion! Whether it's a birthday, Christmas or some other celebration, it's a big day and there's a lot going on. Control the sugar rush and avoid tears before bedtime, and you might just survive it.
2. What did you do!? - The dreaded call from the school has come, and now you've got to march down there and find out what your wayward child is up to today
3. Sick Day - Nobody's going anywhere today, call into work and notify the school, because your child is ILL.
4. Big shoes to fill - This is not your child. They're your little brother, your niece, your best friend's son, their real parents are gone and you're the only one who can step in.
5. Other - Got another idea? Fill your boots! No, not with that, oh god, who's going to clean this up?

Parent and Parent

1. Playdate - Oh my gosh you'll love my friend, he has a kid too! It's a blind date based solely on being parents, and your kids are there as well. Oh this should be fun.
2. Field Trip - You're both chaperoning for the school field trip, I hope you get on well together because that's one long bus journey.
3. Support Group - It's a lonely, difficult road, so it's nice to have somebody to talk to that understands that your sweet, adorable child gets less sweet and adorable after the fourth screaming fit.
4. Your child did WHAT? - You're both called in to the office because your kids have been fighting. Or caught making out. Or otherwise getting in trouble. Who gets the blame here?
5. Other - Go nuts. Literally, kids are hard.

Parent and other adult

1. Parent/Teacher Conference - Since he started school your child can't stop talking about their amazing/terrible teacher, and now you get to find out for yourself! (Oh no he's hot is optional)
2. Something you should know - You've been on a few dates and things are going well, it's about time to drop the child bomb before things get too serious.
3. Lost and found - Your child has run away/gotten lost, but there's a kind stranger depositing them back in your waiting arms, how do you ever repay them?
4. Over the fence - Your child has lost something in the next door neighbour's garden and they're too scared to go ask for it back themselves, you're up.
5. Other - A shocking twist in the classic options, choose your own!

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In nature, animals can be territorial. This makes sense; it's a cutthroat world, and you have to keep what's yours just to survive. They keep a close watch on lands, food supplies, and even sometimes mates. Pet owners can tell you that this instinct doesn't just go away - try getting that chew toy from your poodle. But what about people? Aren't we just animals, too? But for us, possessiveness is not a good social trait to have. That's understandable. Nobody likes someone so hung up on owning things. Especially not owning their lovers, since you can't simply have another person like that.

Yet even the most benign, most monkish of souls have possessive streaks at some moments when it comes to the person they're sleeping with. It's only natural. Usually, it comes from jealousy. You like having what's yours (even if it's a cruel way to think about things, that's the reptile brain peeking through), and you'd want it to stay that way. That means you want to show up the competition and remind the object of your desires that you're the apple of their eye. Of course, possessiveness doesn't always come from jealousy. Some people are just very, very...how do we say it...protective of them and theirs. How can they help that they want to show that in intimate ways?

In relationships, possessiveness throughout isn't healthy; still, a little bit of it can be actually arousing, especially in the bedroom. Today, the hotel is awakening that side of characters: the part that wants to screw their partner mercilessly to show them that they are the ones to touch them, to love them, to fuck them.

But my character isn't the possessive type, you say? Really? Really? As we've mentioned before, even the most kindhearted types feel it every once and a while. This meme never mentioned that it had to be a HUGE show of possession. It can even be a playful attempt in order to get their partner going or try a new kink in bed. Or, you could say the "influences" made them do it.

After all, there's plenty of prompts here to influence you.
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