17 March 2016 @ 08:56 am
SUPERNATURALLY, CO-DEPENDENTLY BOUND meme


Somehow, some way, you're being haunted by, bound to, or become the master of a supernatural being of some sort: a ghost, a demon, a monster, an entity, or anything in between. Maybe you signed a contract or accidentally summoned them, maybe you're being haunted, maybe it's no fault of your own - they're a parasite and you're a meal, you're a key to power, you both have the same goals, or you indadvertedly showed them kindness. Whatever the case, you either have a menace that hates you or a servant that's "loyal." They're attached to you, for worse or for better, or, to their chagrin, they're dependent on you after a fashion. Still, it's all about to get more terrible than ever before.

It's even possible that they developed feelings for you, in their own twisted way, but that's a complicated matter.

If they didn't start out with any amorous intentions, though, that soon will change. They've begun to feel attracted to you, and that could be worse still than them being a malevolent force. Sure, they could show you affection, give you romance, obey if need by, stay by your side forever...yet they could also eat you or drive away all other friends and family.

And what of you? Will you ever return their "love," if you could ever call it that, will you see past all that evil, or will you rightfully want nothing to do with this tangled web? Of course, that's easier said than done when you've become dependent on them for, say, protection from even more vile creatures or the power they've given you.

You'll soon learn, however, that if there's one thing worse than hate and disdain from a supernatural being, it's love.

  • Character. Preference. Info and role, optionally. AU if you'd like.
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cockhops
17 March 2016 @ 09:44 am

Twin Soulmate Fuck-Up

According to more than a few traditions, the concept of a "soulmate" is not just about who you will end up romantically. It's about who you've begun with, across time and space, in many different lives, and who you'll be reincarnated again to meet once more.

But what if somehow, somewhere, wires got crossed and you ended up closer to the one you're destined for than most would think. In fact, you've been with them since your conception into this lifetime: they're your twin. Hardly anything could be more connecting than that, when you think about it. There's no one who understands you more or is more of your other half, and you entered this world together...but you can't be together, no matter how your souls are linked.

What sin did you commit in a past life? More to the point, will the two of you give in to a near-cosmic, ancient desire or become "platonic" soulmates, always first in each others' hearts, yet with something between you unspoken?

  • Inspired by Game of Thrones, Dune, and even a little Star Wars.
  • Comment with your character, info, preferences, etc. AU it up if need be, because everyone's welcome.
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The Weeaboo Sock
17 March 2016 @ 01:22 pm

Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ



No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?


Directions:


1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.

AU Prompts:


i. Enemy Mine


You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.

ii. Pulp Science Fantasy


After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to? Is the rumor that they have amazing dongs true? There's only one way to find out!

iii. High Nonsense Fantasy


Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).

iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic


Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )

v. Fun Fur Everyone


Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...
 
 
skateboard
17 March 2016 @ 04:51 pm

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.




here @ fortanon
 
 
17 March 2016 @ 06:27 pm
Sweetest Smut.

Smut is great. And, to go hand in hand, kink is good. Angst is good, romance is good, sexy sexy sexy is grand, the whole nine yards. Some days, though, you just want to play adorable smut - where "cute" wins out over smoldering sexiness - and nothing else will scratch the itch. Whether it be a first time, canoodling between lovers, an awkward rendezvous, friends to more, someone learning the ropes, an attempt at showing true feelings, amusing "messing around," or anything your mind can come up with, the only rule is that things must be absolutely cute...at face value or in a twisted way.

Read more... )
 
 
Memes that Aren't Convoluted
17 March 2016 @ 07:09 pm

soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;
1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:
 
 
17 March 2016 @ 10:46 pm

FUCK THIS, I JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY
originally posted by [personal profile] mezzanotte
 
➘ This is a meme created for people who need a break from RL stuff right now and are just going: FUCK THIS, I JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY

INSTRUCTIONS
➘ Post with your character below, listing their name and canon in the subject.
➘ Roll 1-10 RNG to roleplay out one of the scenes below or simply just tag!
➘ Roll to your hearts content, feel free to play out as many scenarios as you can.
➘ HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS

SCENARIOS

01 » FIGHTING - Emotional or Physical. Your characters are not getting along. What do.
02 » DRINKING/DRUNK - Having a beer, dancing in a club, sipping some bubbly in the bathtub, being outrageously drunk.
03 » AWKWARD - Whoops. Your character just walked into something he shouldn't have.
04 » FLUFF - Walking in the rain together, pecks on the cheek, give us cavities.
05 » ROMANTIC - Play something shippy out. Mornings after, confessions, cuddles, smut, anything goes.
06 » IN YOUR SHOES/BODY SWAP - Your character wakes up to find themselves swapped in the world or the body of the person they've tagged.
07 » CONFESSIONS - Spill it. From, I've been secretly pining you forever to yes, I did eat the last pop tart.
08 » 7-MINUTES IN HEAVEN - Your characters are now stuck in a closet together for seven minutes (IE, MUST BE AT LEAST 7-POSTS)
09 » CRACK - Why is there a goat in our living room?
10 » WHATEVER - PLAY ANYTHING. THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME IS ABOUT.