The Weeaboo Sock (
weebsock) wrote in
bakerstreet2016-03-17 01:22 pm
Xeno for one, xeno for all!
Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ

No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?
Directions:
1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.
AU Prompts:
i. Enemy Mine
You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.
ii. Pulp Science Fantasy
After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to?
iii. High Nonsense Fantasy
Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).
iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic
Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )
v. Fun Fur Everyone
Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...

Jack Harkness | Doctor Who/Torchwood | OTA
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There was one who caught Jack's eye in particular, though, and with a smile, he approached her.
"You picked a great spot over here. Mind if I have a seat? Kind of getting tired of being by myself."
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"Be my guest," she answered, spreading her hands in a welcoming gesture. Her voice was a breathy murmur, caressing each word as it passed her lips. "It's a beautiful day, isn't it?"
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He took a seat next to her, setting down his heavy wool coat next to him and enjoying the warmth. He could see why she was so relaxed here. "It's gorgeous. Though I can't tell if it's because the weather is so nice or if it's because I found a beautiful woman out in it." He extended a hand to hers. "Captain Jack Harkness. Thank you for being so kind."
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Her smile widened, and she shook his hand, running her fingertips across his palms as she let go. "I am Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan," she told him, "But you may call me Zhaan. As they say, kindness costs nothing."
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Her hand was soft, and he liked how her touch lingered on his palm. "Zhaan. That's a lovely name. Fun to say. I bet you get all the boys saying it." He chuckled and took to watching her again.
"Forgive my ignorance, but I don't know if I've met anyone like you before. You're quite lovely. Is this how you get nutrients? Does that mean you don't eat or drink? That would be a shame, as I was about to ask you for drinks or maybe dinner."
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Her eyes closed for a moment, and she sighed wistfully, but his voice drew her attention back to his chiseled features. Strong jaw, dimpled chin, full lips. Quite the handsome man. "Oh, we are capable of drawing nutrients from food and drink as well," she said, "It's just that sunlight is extremely...pleasurable."
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"Is that so? Sounds like it might be a private affair. Should I leave? I'd hate to interrupt you, but if you don't mind the company, I think I'd like to learn more about you. You sound terribly fascinating."
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"Sounds like a great way to get off. Wish it were that simple for my people." He leans a little closer to her, suddenly very interested. "Well you picked a great time to do it. The solar flares have been so intense lately. Lucky they are, or I might've left without meeting you."
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She leaned in, her lips parting in pleasure at the thought of sharing an intimate moment with him inone way or another. "It's always nice to meet someone with similar interests. Perhaps we could find a place to be alone together, where we can enjoy the sunlight and each other's company without...ngh...interruption."
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"My room's got a balcony. Unless you'd prefer somewhere with a bit more foliage. Might be more in your element? I'm sure we can find something after a short hike." He would like nothing better than to prop her against the nearest sturdy vertical structure, but patience would be key here, especially if he longed to be surprised by her biology.
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She raised a hand to his, lifting his palm to her lips. "I am happy anywhere that i can feel the sun on my skin," she said, "And the quicker I can shed this clothing, the better. But where would you be more comfortable?"
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"Room's closer, though... And at this point, I'm getting a little eager to see that photogasm you mentioned." He drops his voice to a whisper and turns his hand to grip hers. "Have you ever had a photogasm and an orgasm at the same time? We can try to make that happen."
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"I have not, but given the opportunity, I should very much like to try." Dropping her voice, she adds, "It is possible that I could share the sensation of a photogasm with you empathically as well. Perks of being a ninth level priest of the Delvian Seek."
As if Jack needed any further incentive to take her to his room.
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"Still pretty early. Looks like we've got a long time to practice if wendon't get it right away."
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