THE SPY AU MEME

Everyone loves spies, right? Whether it's Bond, or the Kingsmen, or Austin Powers, there's just something goddamn cool about having a license to kill and sneaking around. Well, now's your chance to make your spy AU dreams a reality!

THE RULES
1) Post a blank top comment/top comment with your preferences.
2) Find someone you'd like to tag
2) Use a random number generator to determine relationship and prompt for your reply.
3) ????
4) Profit!


RELATIONSHIPS
A) Allies: You're both on the same side of whatever conflict is going on. Maybe you're partners, or in different organizations running in the same direction. Regardless, you're working together from the greater good of....whoever you are.

B) Enemies: Think the KGB vs the CIA. The KGB vs MI6. The KGB and the Girl Scouts probably. Just. You just hate each other, okay? And you'll do anything to stop the other side.

C) Frenemies: You're on the same side, technically. Except for whatever reason, you just can't stand one another. Or maybe your affiliations have some sort of dick measuring rivalry going on. Whatever the reason, you're not going to cooperate easily.

D) Accidentally Allies: Well, you're definitely on opposite sides, but sometimes that doesn't really matter. If your superiors found out you were getting along or even helping one another, that would probably be it for both of you.


PROMPTS
1) The Honeypot: For this mission, someone has to, y'know, lie back and think of England. It's for the good of the people, you can do this.

2) Mission Impossible: You're doing some real spy work here. You've got to break into some place to get something- Intel, a person, a mini nuclear bomb, whatever. Get your tactleneck on and hum your own theme music, it makes everything cooler.

3) Spy vs Spy: It's an all out fight to the death! Or maybe just some training with a partner. Or just passive agressively tripping each other in public. You're fighting, is the point. No holds barred in here, y'all.

4) The Pass Off: It's a clandestine meeting, of course. You're here to pass off some information to a contact on the DL, or maybe you're here to prevent it from happening. Just remember, don't make a scene. You're in public guys.

5) Great Escape: One or both of you have been captured (or did the capturing) , and it's time to make an escape! Let's hope there's no sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads.

6) The Man From Oh Shit: You're being forced to work together by the powers that be! Maybe you don't want to do this, maybe it's just the mission that's terrible. Maybe you loathe each other entirely. This isn't going to be an easy job, though.

7) An Chance Meeting: You might not even be on a mission right now, maybe it's just your week off. But you weren't expecting to run into another spy, whatever you're doing. What do?

8) Escort Mission: You didn't sign up for glorified babysitting, but right now you've got to watch over someone and keep them from dying. Good luck, I hear the AI's terrible.

9) Dealer's Choice: Choose any prompt from above! Go wild, y'all.

the shippy (incl. smut)
picture prompt meme

Dress Up Meme

Someone is dressing you up. Maybe you’re getting dressed up because you want to – for a party, for an outing, for staying in. Maybe you’re doing it because you have to, because you need to be disguised.

Hope that’s okay with you – because tough luck if it isn’t.

Instructions
1. Post with your character. Choose if you’re the dresser or the one being dressed.
2. The dresser is in the process of dressing their partner any way they want. Yes, any way. Gender switch, over the top, style change up … Be silly, be dramatic, be kinky – whatever you want.
3. Use the scenarios below or just be in a big, nexus-oriented closet.

Scenarios
1. Makeover – They've been dying to change how you dress anyway.
2. Party – You’re going out after this –- better go in style.
3. Theater – You've landed a big role! Good thing they're there to help out.
4. Costume Party - Hope you don’t mind being the back end of the horse.
5. Disguise - You can’t be recognized. Maybe you’re in danger, maybe you’re infiltrating something. Either way, you can’t afford the enemy recognizing you. They're completing your disguise.
6. Pretendy Games - You two are planning to do a little roleplay.
7. Revenge - You've slighted them in the past. They're plotting revenge through your wardrobe.
8. Choose Your Own - Thought of something else? Go for it.

THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of alcohol a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.

Comments, corrections, questions etc welcome. Feel free to advertise RP related materials in the comments below.

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