ahegao
21 March 2015 @ 08:23 am
TRIBUTE TO THE GODS
( an AU smut meme )

From the beginning of time, people have worshipped the gods of their choosing by offering sacrifices. The reasons - forgiveness, for good fortune, a prosperous crop season- varied, as did the mode of showing such reverence. In some cultures, a simple feast would suffice. In others, those nations more prone to violence and warfare, blood was called for.

Now, the gods once again call for bodies to be offered, but no entrails will be spilt. Instead, they ask for carnal pleasure. Why they need sex, no one knows. Whether it be for entertainment, to inspire fealty, or even in order to keep their powers, they require tribute all the same. Often, "younger" gods will need more sacrifices and more followers, while more established and older gods become known for individualized sex acts and habits. For the mortals, not only is being given by your people a great honor, but being a sex tribute to the gods has its perks. Pleasing a god will win extra special blessings, and, tales say, some gods will fall in love with their partners and keep them by their side, an action that means bestowing immortality.

So, where does your character fall in all this? Are they a mortal? A god? This is an AU, so all characters can be twisted into gods, somehow: ie, the Starks from GoT could be primal, barbarian winter gods while the Homestuck trolls could be elder gods from the outer rim of space. Is the sacrifice consensual, or is there a reluctant human or a god who wishes they didn't have to bother involved? Most importantly, is the sex good enough to earn benefit for all?

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DO IT ALL FOR FUN.
21 March 2015 @ 05:09 pm


the shippy + smut picture prompt meme


SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR SHIPPY AND NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS


i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.


 THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.

 

        link to an image:                                embed an image:                control width and height:
                 
 
 
Tony Stark
21 March 2015 @ 07:28 pm
A long bar or pub, with empty chairs and Christmas lights hanging, a cluster of people sit in the far back, drinking

The Bar at the End of the Universe Meme

No one knows where the Bar really is, or how it manages to show up. All anyone knows for certain is that the Bar is a nexus of sorts. That its doors open up to bars in any number of universes, and that people from all of those many universe find their way to the Bar, whether they're looking for adventure, or solace, or just a stiff drink. The Bartender is equally mysterious, sometimes appearing as a gruff, taciturn man with a neat bar apron, sometimes a motherly sort of woman who slings generous servings of ale. Some of the more frequent patrons of the bar even talk about the time the bar owner appeared as an eight foot tall green skinned creature who made some of the best martinis they'd ever tasted.

But the point of the Bar is, no matter where one is from, one can always find their way to the Bar, and meet many other people in the Bar, from many other universes, to share drinks and food, to play darts, or start bar fights. The Bar is a nexus for meetings. Whatever you do with whoever you meet... well, that's up to you.

So how does this work?
The Bar at the End of the Universe is a lightly 4th wall breaking meme.  Post your character's name/canon and choose an experience level, then tag around.

Make friends, share drinks, play a round of darts or teach someone else some a game from your character's universe. Had too much to drink? Shag a stranger in a corner booth. Start a bar fight. The possibilities are endless when you're at the center of the multiverse.

Experience Levels:
1) Newbie - You've just turned a corner, walked into a door, and suddenly found yourself in the Bar! Who is everyone? What is this
place? Maybe you should find someone more experienced to explain it all...
2) Irregular - You know the Bar exists. You've been here once or twice before and know how it works. But for whatever reason, you're don't come often. Perhaps you find it difficult to find the right door to the bar, or your life back home is too busy. Either way, the Bar still manages to surprise you...
3) Regular - You know how the Bar works, and you've seen everything that shows up. You've tried most everything the Bartender can serve up too. But you still love to chat with the newbies or your old friends...
4) The Escapee - For whatever reason, you've decided to take up permanent resident in the Bar. Maybe you met someone at the Bar who knew your story and told you  you would die. Or maybe you just like it here. Whatever the reason, you're a permanent resident at this junction of the multiverse, and you sometimes find yourself playing temporary bartender to earn your keep...
5) Other - Maybe you used to be a regular and lost your way. Maybe this is the first time you've been back to the Bar even though you've searched for a way back for years. Whatever the reason, you're perhaps more glad to be back than a regular, but things have changed here...
 
 
 
Gundam Tanaka
21 March 2015 @ 08:21 pm

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

Optional link to Arby's menu FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!
 
 
The Meme Maid
21 March 2015 @ 09:19 pm
The Marriage Consummation Meme
a smut meme

The wedding bells have rung - or the correct sacrifices have been made, depending on your culture. Whatever the case may be, you're married now, and the night is yours. However, there is one expectation on you: it's time to consummate the marriage.

Whether you're in love, in this marriage because it was arranged, or absolutely in hate with your new spouse, you're with them now. Have you two been intimate before this, or is your first time...with them or first time period? Do you know what you want and are you full of lust, or do you have no clue what's going on? Maybe you even have to seduce your partner who wants nothing to do with this!

...or, most forbidden of all, you're not the one getting married to this person. You just have to be with them on their wedding night, because you want them no matter what!
  1. Comment with your character and include your preferences.
  2. Comment to others.
  3. Thread out wedding night smut and shipping.
 
 
in love with being queen
21 March 2015 @ 10:12 pm
t h e S O M N O P H I L I A m e m e

• comment with your character's name, canon, and any preferences you might have.
• write a starter for your character if you want, or just leave the first comment blank.
• tag other people's comments.
• pick your prompts with the RNG.
• WARNING! several of the prompts leave room for triggering and/or explicit content. proceed with caution when reading, and (if possible) add any content or rating warnings in the subject line of your thread(s). thank you!

sleep, sugar, let your dreams flood in... )
 
 
wolfanddoctor
21 March 2015 @ 10:41 pm
 


THE PILLOW FORT MEME
You know what's awesome? Pillow forts. For whatever reason, everyone loves a good pillow fort. There's just something about making a comfy little "hidey hole" of sorts that brings out the kid in all of us.

1. Post with your character and, in your first comment, describe that awesome pillow fort.
2. Don't forget to put your character's name, fandom, and whatever else in the headline.
3. Have pillow fort fun!
 
 
Memes that Aren't Convoluted
21 March 2015 @ 11:09 pm
The Lap Pillow Meme

From TV Tropes: A good way to show the physical intimacy and trust which a couple have is to rest one's head on the other's lap. Usually, the man does the resting while the woman provides the lap, not only because of anatomical reasons but because the lap-owner is typically of a nurturing nature more associated with femininity. Bonus points if she's feeding him grapes or stroking his hair. In some cases this is done between people who are not necessarily lovers, to comfort someone who is weeping or injured.

Or, in the case of the meme: screw the rules, we'll do anything. Maybe they're tired and just found a good place to rest? Maybe both parties were asleep? Hard to tell. All we know is, someone's head is going to be on another person's lap. Shenanigans will ensue.

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well.
→ Congratulations,whoever tags your character has their head on your character's lap!
→ Tag around. Please please tag around.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
 
 
21 March 2015 @ 11:49 pm
Bored "Housewife" Smut Meme


You never imagined it'd come to this, yet it snuck up on you almost in the dark: your relationship with you significant other is dead. Snuffed out. Completely sizzled and done. Domestic bliss is more like domestic loneliness, and your sex life? What sex life? It's possible that your partner doesn't even find you attractive anymore. or they're just not paying you any attention. Ouch. Despite how hard you try, you can't seem to get the spark relit.

That is, until you meet someone new and they bring what you thought you'd lost.

It doesn't matter who seduces who, you or them, it all boils down to you getting what you can't get at home somewhere else. You may have guilt, you may not, but the sex is incredible either way. You feel wanted and attractive again. This interloper could be younger or older, gentle or rough, suave or awkward. All the same, they bring a passion that you've been desperately been craving.

Still, this is all just a game, isn't it? You won't leave your significant other for this person...right? And the threat of being discovered certainly isn't a cruel turn-on, is it?

  • Comment with your character, preferences, and role you'd like to play.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.