19 March 2015 @ 12:30 am

The Calm You Down Smut Meme

You're about to go off the rails. No, no "about," actually. You've left that train track fair behind, and you're crazy. Rage fills every inch of you, and there's no doubt you're about to do something dangerous, stupid, or reckless. Or all three. There's only one person who can calm you down: your lover. They have tried everything they know to get those thoughts from your heard. Everything except for this...

Now, they're using physical intimacy to remind you what really matters, which is the two of you. Surely, this will bring you back, letting the anger ebb out and you'll be able to think straight again, even if your lover was the actual cause of all this mess.

Won't it? Surely you won't direct your wrath towards them, no matter what.

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19 March 2015 @ 04:24 am

the High School AU meme

high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-20.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. sports
Every school has their main sport - the one the school is know for! So go out to their last game a support your school with some pride.

18. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

19. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

20. roll again/make your own scenario!

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19 March 2015 @ 09:55 am

Mutual Healing Shipping Meme

Mutual Healing Shipping Meme

Healing doesn't come quickly, whether the need comes from physical or mental wounds. But you're trying regain your strength - and yourself.

People, as a general rule, are kind, or at least not outright inflammatory to you, it seems. Still, you just can't connect with them. No matter how nice, how caring, they don't understand. They've never experienced anything like what you've gone through, or they're not like you in a way that lets them see what you still go through; they have no frame of reference. Sure, they have sympathy, but it's not the same. So there's no real connection, despite any friendliness. It's so easy, then, to feel detached...

...until you meet them, in this place of both death and healing.

They may not have been through the exact same struggles, they may not be exactly the same as you, but they know what darkness is light. How they handle this fact may be better or worse than how you do, yet you can see yourself in their actions. And for once? There's connection; more than that, too. Slowly, you can feel yourself opening up towards them, and then, falling for them.

Is this something your used to? Will you fight your feelings, or will you jump at the opportunity to be with someone who can begin to get you? You may have little choice in the matter, as your instincts may just reach out to be with whatever compatible contact you can get. That's better, in the long run, though. Who else could have wounds like yours?

Essentially, it's what it says: a "romance," in the loose definition, or "shipping" meme for characters who have been through the wringer or have hangups.
Reply with your character, preferences, and any info you want to include. Remember, the more information, the more taggable you are.
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19 March 2015 @ 11:10 am

Grouchy Loves Cheery

GROUCHY loves CHEERY

Comment with your character, preferences, and what role your character will fill.
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Be an adorable, mismatched couple. Do the differences make things exciting between you...or more difficult?

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19 March 2015 @ 02:17 pm

The Ask Me Anything Meme

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.

Here at fortanon

Tags: [meme] anon

19 March 2015 @ 02:41 pm

The Breeding Meme

THE BREEDING MEME @ TLH

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19 March 2015 @ 06:09 pm

Impress Your Crush

IMPRESS YOUR CRUSH

It's only natural that you'd want to impress the person you're crushing on or having feelings towards. You want to win their favor, for sure, and you want to spend time with them. So you have to get them wanting to spend time with you. You'll do anything!

The best way, of course, to go about it is to not try too hard. You can do that, can't you?

...can't you?

Comment with your character, preferences, and, most importantly, some info about what your character would do to impress their crush.
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Go as crazy, awkward, fluffy, over the top, or absolutely batshit insane.

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19 March 2015 @ 09:03 pm

I'll take them from you

take them from you

Admittedly, You're in a bit of a pickle. The person you want the most? They're with someone else. But that's not going to stop you, because you've decided to take that special someone from their special someone. Was this a long, tortured decision or a impassioned impulse? Do you feel guilty or is this just a testament to what you deserve in life: everything you want?

how to play

Comment with your character, preferences, role (thief or the stolen), and any information you'd like to include.
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RNG for a prompt or go with the flow.

prompts

wanted them forever: You've always had feelings for them, but you were too late in realizing it or telling them.
don't deserve them: Their significant other shouldn't be significant, the jerk! This person deserves so much better than they have.
just because you can: You don't have any feelings towards them, you just like to take things that aren't yours.
the ultimate blow: Their significant other is your rival, and you want to one-up the in the most sinister possible way.
conflicted: You actually like who they're with. In fact, they may be a close friend. Can you take away their love like that?
half-hearted: You know you've lost. That doesn't mean you're going to give up on them, though.
undetected: They're so naive that they don't realize your intentions.
unintended: ...wait, you won their heart? You weren't even trying!
with anyone else: They don't even have to be with you. You only want them away from who their with.
forced: You stole them away, all right. No, you literally stole them away.
unsuccessful: Your attempts were in vain and now, it's even worse, because there's a wedge between you and the person you care for the most.
wildcard

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19 March 2015 @ 10:37 pm

The SPOOKY MANSION meme

Somehow, in some way, you woke up in front of the creepiest dang mansion you've ever set eyes on. The gates creak, the steps creak, there's bats, there's possibly a skeleton or two... but either way, you ended up inside the gates, they slammed shut behind you, and complete Scooby-Doo style, you have no choice but to go in for some reason.

Maybe your car broke down. Maybe you just woke up here and don't know where you are. Maybe a horrible storm's rolling in with all the ominous thunder and lightning it'd like to add to itself.

Either way, you've found yourself opening the door to a huge, sprawling, creepy mansion. The good news is, you're probably not alone. If you had powers before, they won't get you out of here, and this place seems to be almost thriving with spooks and spirits and unrest... the only thing to do is explore its various rooms and make yourself at home... forever! Muhahahahaha!

R U L E S
✏ Post with your character's name/canon
✏ Write up a small starter! It doesn't have to be big, although it can be!
✏ Tag other people, invent spoopy rooms and situations. Staircases that turn into slides. Secret bookshelves. Ghosty ghouls to chase you!
✏ Be excellent to each other and have fun!

This is a meme to think creatively on and throw your character into a Scooby-Doo/I Spy Spooky Mansion sorta situation, so nothing is too silly or too serious. Of course, due to the nature of the meme, you're free to write in monsters, ghosties, and ghouls to chase your character(s) around, too. Just have fun with it! :)

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19 March 2015 @ 11:20 pm

Indoctrination Camp: The Meme

You arrived here not too long ago. Or maybe it was years ago. It's possible you've forgotten. However it happened, you're here now. And by the time we're done with you, you're going to be seeing things our way.

Somewhere, for some reason, someone's decided that you need an attitude adjustment. Maybe it's just an enemy group trying to change your allegiance. Maybe there's a cult that wants you to accept that its God is the only one. Maybe it's just an anger management group taken to an extreme.

Will you escape? Or will you accept a whole new Truth?

( Prompts beyond the cut )

{ This meme contains varied prompts, intentionally open-ended. Please be sure to state your preferences. Due to its nature, this meme may contain triggering content for those bothered by actions entailing dubious consent. Please browse responsibly. }

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19 March 2015 @ 11:47 pm

She's my cherry pie

+1 hardcore, x100 guilt

Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer.

But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later.

But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger.

+ Comment with your character. Include if your character is younger or older. Optionally, put their age.
+ Include the lowest age you're willing to play with.
+ Any other preferences you have should be added, too.

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