17 March 2014 @ 07:29 am

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.
( PROMPTS )

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17 March 2014 @ 07:37 am

Intimate Bathing Meme

the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

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17 March 2014 @ 08:02 am

I just died in your arms tonight.

i will follow you into the dark;
a darker shipping meme

It's the end of the line for you.. No matter how long you've been here on this planet, in this universe, that time is over now. Pain wracks your body, or perhaps it doesn't as you drift away from this life. All that remains is that ever fading light -

And the face of the one you care for the most.

For they are joining you on this last journey, as difficult or as easy as it can be. This could have been planned - you wanted to die together - or you both happened to be in the same place at the same time. Your world could be crashing down around you in a final armageddon; you could not be missed, the world turning without you two in it. One of you brought this onto you both; you tried to save your companion. You killed them yourself. It was all an accident...this wasn't supposed to happen...

How you've come to this doesn't matter so much in hindsight, though your sight is dimming as it as. What does matter is how you spend these last few moments with the person who means so much to you. If you're lucky, the two of you have lived a long, happy life together. Those who find themselves faced with a more tragic ending will have just realized their feelings for each other.

You don't have long, only a few moments. Make of them what you can. Reveal your secrets, touch their hand one last time, give them an embrace or a kiss. Apologize, if you see fit. Do what you did in life, but make it count and hope that you will see them again somehow.

Comment with your character and preferences. If you have any ideas or anything you do not want to touch, be sure to include those, too.
You can play this as serious and as dark as you'd like.
Reply to others on the meme. Discuss scenarios, AUs, and crossovers.

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17 March 2014 @ 12:39 pm

The Healing And Purifying Meme

The Problem : Somebody Messed Up, and large amount of nasty things that take over people's minds and wreck havoc have been let lose upon the Multiverse.

The Solution : Several Beings got together, and devised a solution - The Healing and Purifying Seeker Missile. It will go after the infested people, get rid of the Invaders, and will purify and heal their victims minds right up!

Your character has just been hit by an Invader and a Healing and Purifying Missile in quick succession. What happens? Why, they get a major boost in those sanity points, that's what!

( cut for length )

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17 March 2014 @ 06:16 pm

the gentle (loving) smut meme

the gentle (loving) smut meme

here @ the love hotel

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17 March 2014 @ 06:22 pm

The Attached Meme

The Attached Meme

Inspired by the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode of the same name.

Comment with your character, specifying name, canon, and gen/shipping/smut preferences, and/or tag someone else.
You and the other person now have two problems. One, you're aware of each other's surface thoughts regardless of either of your wishes, and two, if you try to distance yourselves from each other you're struck with nausea and vertigo until you manage to get close again.
Optionally, roll for or choose details:
( Prompts )
Have fun!

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17 March 2014 @ 06:26 pm

( slow dancing )

slow dancing

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND GO FOR IT.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the deal

FORMAL OR INFORMAL, WITH MUSIC OR WITHOUT, YOU COULD BE AT A GLAMOUROUS GALA WHILE A SINGER CROONS SOFTLY OR IN THE SILENCE OF YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM. WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU HAVE THE URGE TO DANCE. DID YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER OR DID THEY ASK YOU? HAVE YOU GOT TWO LEFT FEET OR IS THE VIENNESE WALTZ YOUR JAM? IT COULD BE AWKWARD, IT COULD BE ROMANTIC. EITHER WAY IT'S CUTE AS HELL.

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17 March 2014 @ 07:53 pm

Someone Better Meme

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There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

Everybody knows about them: love triangles. Or, as they may be, love lines - some characters fall for those who just have their attentions elsewhere. Whatever the case may be, it's just painful. They're not into you the way you're into them, and it's always hurtful to be in that sad state, pining away.

But it doesn't always have to be that way.

Maybe there's somebody who cares for them the way they care for the objection of their affection. A dedicated friend harboring secret feelings? An admirer from afar? Someone who's always supported them? It's someone they'll never see if they can't open their eyes and notice what's in really front of them...and move on.

This meme is for that moving on, those "second choice" pairings. It's for growing and developing and learning that we can't always get what we want, but sometimes we get what need. It's not for first loves; it for last loves. Perhaps not even love, just something better than unrequited desire. And, of course, it's for people who want to play those kind of pairings in a meme setting, having their character getting over their pointless, unhealthy love and get someone better, whether it be serious, crack, cross-canon, AU --- anything goes!

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences. You may want to include whether or not your character is more likely to be the spurned/rejected or the "second choice"/admirer. Include any other information you find relevant, too.
Don't feel relegated only to canon positions! If none of this applies to your character, make things up. What makes sense with their personality? What do you want to play?
Comment out and be inventive. This is open to all sorts of everything, so don't be afraid of doing a crossover with plenty of juicy backstory to it; ooc talk is fine, too.
Since this meme is so freeform, there are no prompts to box you in. It could go in so many ways! However, here are some directions to inspire you and get you started:
- Rejected by the ever elusive object of affection.
- Cheering up someone after their rejection, complete with angsty thoughts of "oh, why don't you see me?! I'm the one who really cares!"
- Wondering if you should divulge your feelings.
- Confession
- Realization
- Deciding to give someone new a try.
- Proving your love.
- "I won't be your second choice!"
- Dating and other romance.
- Obligatory smut direction.
- Friendship rather than romance.

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17 March 2014 @ 08:01 pm

Massage Meme

Massage Meme

Everyone could use a good massage now and again right? Well it's time to let you characters lay back and relax-- or maybe treat someone else to a little skin therapy. ;) Break out the oils and scented candles, it's time for a good rub down.

How to play:
❧ POST with your character (list their name & canon in the subject if you please)
❧ Others can reply giving the massage or recieving it.
❧ Use RNG to pick from the numbers below, or pick your numbers, or make something up!
❧ Have fun!

Type

001. Shoulder and Neck - the basic of the basic. Perhaps a strained shoulder, been sitting too long at their desk. Or maybe something even more strenuous. However, it's time to work out all those accumulated kinks.

002. Foot - It's time to give those yapping dogs a rest and treat them to a little TLC.

003. Hand - Hey don't forget about the hands, overworked constantly they could use a bit of a break.

004. Arm - Time to loosen up a bit and rub out those arm muscles.

005. Leg - Perhaps you're looking for something a bit more specific and intimate. Calve massage? Thigh? It's your choice.

006. Back - Considered a coup de grace of massage, the back massage, when done right, can bring extreme relief to those who receive it.

007. Scalp - Wanna feel those tingles down your spine? Maybe a little oil to help add health to the hair?

008. Full Body - Maybe it’s not just a specific area you want treated, but your entire body.

009. Wild Card - Anyway you want it. Mix and match, maybe I forgot something you want.

Relationship

001. Friend - getting a massage from a friend can be a wonderful bonding experience. And exacerbate already existing tensions ;D

002. Lover - Whether a show of care or a prelude to something more intimate, a massage from a lover is a very welcome thing.

003. Service - Hey some of us aren't so lucky. We gotta pay for this service.

004. Wild card - Whatever you want. However you want.

Credits shall be given to

lone_defender on LJ. Here's the original post

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17 March 2014 @ 11:57 pm

friends with benefits

ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓｗｉｔｈｂｅｎｅｆｉｔｓ

ah, yes, friends with benefits. no strings attached sexy no pants dance time. wild, rampant, unrestrained bed-shaking, so-loud-it-annoys-the-neighbors idealized sex. with this much enthusiasm going on, you can just tell that these two are perfect soulmates, bonded for life.

except — they aren't.

as it turns out, their intense attraction for each other ends outside of the bedroom. maybe their personalities clash, or neither of them wants a long-term relationship. when they're not doing the horizontal hula, they could be just friends, quietly indifferent, or even argumentative.

whether it is one of those "long time coming", "get it out of your system", "just need to get laid", or maybe even it's "after a couple drinks and wham bam thank you ma'am" situations, being friends with benefits has its... benefits.

you know the drill.

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