1. Floods. Rather self-explanatory. Pretty passe, but you gotta respect the classics.

2. Global Armageddon through something, probably war, gone horribly wrong. Like a nuclear apocalypse. You know, one second everything's awesome, the next you know you're suddenly in Fallout.

3. Some sort of slower decay of the world through possibly natural forces. It's like the world turned ever so slightly on its axis and everything started to decay. Crops died. The climate shifted. The ice caps started to melt and the world slowly started to become an oven...or maybe the opposite and everything began to slowly freeze.

4. The world exploded. (Or is exploding or is going to explode.) You're channeling your inner Kal-El, basically. On the bright side this could lead to space adventures and those are fun.

5. Zombies. Again, self-explanatory, but you gotta respect the classics.

6. Some sort of war, again, but this one involves what passes for canonical spiritual influences doing some epic last stand in a battle for all of humanity's souls. You know that one myth you thought was just that - a myth - involving...I don't know, King Arthur returning in the hour of Britain's greatest need? Yup. Got a canonical bad guy who was just believed to be a myth told to scare small children but was actually sealed somewhere or another? Yup.

7. Aliens invaded. Kind of similar in theme to some of these other things but I'm trying to cover all the basic angles. Space, spiritual, explosions, zombies....

1. ANGER — Fighting with a friend and need to settle yourselves down? Maybe your friend is angry at something/someone else or even themselves! Take them aside and help blow off some steam.
2. HAPPINESS — You're so happy you could kiss someone. That and more is a perfectly acceptable form of celebration!
3. SADNESS — Someone's looking down in the dumps, but a little affection goes a long way.
4. JEALOUSY — They can't have the one they want, but maybe you can take their mind off of them. Or perhaps you're the one being pined after and you feel like throwing them a bone?
5. REMORSE — You've wronged them, they've wronged you. Now it's time to reconcile your differences and make up. By making out.
6. FEAR — Whether in the middle of being kidnapped or just watching a scary movie, you'll hold them, comfort them, pet them a little... or a lot.
7. ANXIETY — There's an upcoming big game/job interview/boss battle/other important event and someone's feeling jittery. Willing to lend a hand to help calm their nerves?
8. CURIOSITY — Wow! This person really fits your type to a T, whether due to looks or their proclivities that you've discovered through frank discussion. Luckily, it's no big deal to tell them as much.
9. GRATITUDE — You are bursting with it and ready to lavish it upon this person.
10. LOYALTY — You've got their back; you'd never do them wrong. It's time to show it and foster some camaraderie.
11. PLAYFULNESS — Tickle fights, cops and robbers, or distraction tactics for the workaholic in your life. It's all in the name of fun!
12. BOREDOM — No seriously, you've been in this line forever. It's not like anyone around is going to mind a show, right?
13. WE DO WHAT WE WANT — The obligatory wildcard option because this list is by no means exhaustive.