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15 August 2013 @ 08:54 am
THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after
going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!
 
 
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15 August 2013 @ 08:57 am
MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
 
 
wrongs
The Female (and Female-Centric Kink) Appreciation Meme

About

This one's for the girls. Forget all your expectations and just go with it. Tonight, everything's about the ladies, be it ladies who love other ladies or who like more masculine company.

No need to gild the lily more than that. This meme's for women and women-centric kinks. Bottom line, F/F and F/M. Or F/F/F. Or F/M/F. Or M/F/M. Or...


How to Play

-Comment with your character. Female characters are encouraged, obviously, though male characters can make top comments as long as they're open to women. All threads, however, should involve a female character in some capacity. Be sure to include your preferences in the subject title.
-Your comment can be blank, setting up a scene, or giving information about your character/you preferences.
-Comment around to others.


Prompts/Ideas/Kinks

By no means is this an exhaustive list, but it's something to get you started or use for RNG purposes.
prompts under cut )
 
 
Dream
15 August 2013 @ 04:13 pm

THE FLUFFY SMUT MEME


under here to avoid fpage breakage )
 
 
meme-ing
15 August 2013 @ 04:31 pm

The Would You Hit That? Meme

You suddenly have the urge to tell that person what you would or wouldn't do to them.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.
 
 
fortheladies
15 August 2013 @ 04:44 pm
 The Smut Musical Chairs Meme
change up your smut perspective


Sex is fun. The connection, the sensation, the rush --- after all, the act itself is fairly dangerous, so there has to be a payoff. Think of all those racing heartbeats and stretching tendons! And sex sells, too; in the RP world, this comes out in memes.

But smut memes --- and sex itself --- can get a bit stale if you don't shake it up a bit. Lots of times, people only want to play with canonmates, gamemates, friends, or characters they know. Some RPers even have character "types." All in all, smut memes can sometimes end up looking like...circlejerks.

No pun intended.

To break this up, let's play a little game. You've all played musical chairs, right? You have to go to different chairs when the music starts and stops. Sitting somewhere new can really switch up your vantage point. This meme is sort of like that, except instead of with chairs, we've got new characters, new positions, new types of sex, new kinks --- all with songs to fit the mood. So get ready to go round and round the mulberry bush; maybe, though, it's another kind of bush this time...

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and any hard NOs you may have (ie, f/f, no one under 13, no scat). DO NOT COMMENT TO THIS MEME IF YOU ONLY WANT TO PLAY WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE OR CHARACTERS. You must be relatively OPEN. You can leave your comment blank or come up with something.
  • Tag others. Remember, go for people you've never tagged, unfamiliar characters, characters/character types you normally wouldn't, etc.
  • There are four categories (position, type of sex, kink, and prompt song), linked to a pastebin due for length. You can pick from as many or as few as you'd like.
  • Have fun and be respectful.

POSITIONS
  • Pick from here (images NSFW).
TYPE OF SEXKINKPROMPT SONG