goshdarnsocks
02 January 2013 @ 03:17 pm
 
The Eggbaby Meme
 

"Each of your Eggbabies has a built in computer which registers the amount of care-- or lack of care-- it's given. These readings will determine your grade. As you can see the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions in need. It's your job to fill those needs."
How to:
✦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. Others will reply
✦ Congratulations, the two of you are now in charge of an Eggbaby. You can pretend it's for class or, for those who aren't in school, you can assume the baby is some sort of important mission. It is your job to take care of and keep the baby happy. If you drop the baby, you fail. You can not turn it off. Remember, this is a joint effort. This is a very important assignment that determines if you pass/fail the class or save the world.
✦ You can RNG a number between 1 and 8 to find out what kind of situation you're in.
✦ Good luck!

Options:
1. Other plans. You had other plans but now you aren't sure if you can do them because of this baby. Try to convince your partner to do you a favor or else you'll have to drag the baby along with you.
2. Broke baby. Something is seriously wrong with this baby. It won't stop crying no matter what you do and you really wish this thing had an off switch.
3. Lost baby. What do you mean where's the baby? Don't you have it? Wait, you mean, you don't? FU-- WHERE'S THE BABY?!
4. Perfect baby. Your baby never cries. In fact, it doesn't really do much of anything. Wow, this project sure is easy! . . . Dude, it keeps staring at me.
5. Not my baby. This isn't your baby but you're watching it for a friend until they get back from that super important meeting. They've been gone all day and you hope they'll get back soon.
6. Twins. You're taking care of your baby and someone else's baby. (bonus option: you're taking care of another baby and another and another and another. . .)
7. MY BABYYYY! What the hell did you do? Your baby is broken. You've failedyour assignment. Maybe you can put it together and no one will ever notice or try to steal someone else's baby.
8. Crack baby. Roll again, combine prompts, or make up your own scenario.
 
 
you'll like the way we meme
02 January 2013 @ 05:13 pm



Hurt/Comfort - Hurt/comfort is a fan fiction genre that involves the physical pain or emotional distress of one character, who is cared for by another character. The injury, sickness or other kind of hurt allows an exploration of the characters and their relationship.

- Post with Character Name | Series in the subject.
- Others respond.
- Roll 1-10 at RNG for a scene, play it out and have fun!Read more... )
 
 
02 January 2013 @ 08:33 pm
The Absolute Obedience Meme

1. Post with your character.

2. That character is compelled to follow the orders of anyone who replies.

3. Any orders.

4. Any orders.

Meme Strategy:

There's nothing in the rules about whether or not your character knows s/he must obey - as well, the other character might not know that s/he must be obeyed. Play it however you like.

Don't like the orders you got? Not willing to have your character follow them, even if you've had a good time up to this point? Talk to the other player, use OOC notes or PMs, try and work it out.

Got some stuff you'd never want to play out? Consider making a preferences post and linking to it when you reply here.

Wanna give orders that people would love to follow? Give 'em context. Make it a story. Is this about revenge? Working out some personal issues? Too dumb to realize that the other guy has to do whatever your guy says?
 
 
River Song
02 January 2013 @ 10:40 pm
Where In The World Meme



You have found yourself in a location with another person. It could be the middle of nowhere, it could be shady alleys, it could even be a tourist hot spot! Wherever it is, that's where you are ...

Where Are You?
Click www.mapcrunch.com. The first image that comes up is the 'Image of the Day' and isn't random. Don't use this one! Tap 'N' on your keyboard or click the green 'Go!' button - this will find your random location. No cheating, this is it! Now click the paperclip button to share, this will give you a link you can paste into your tag so your fellow roleplayer can see what you found!

Who Are You With? (Dice roll required.)
1) Stranger - ok, you have no idea who this person is but they're with you. It's ok, just nod and smile.
2) Friend - seeing the world with a pal, what could be better?
3) Enemy - how far do you have to go to get away from this person?!
4) Significant Other - you don't care where you are, as long as you're with this special someone!

How Did We Get Here? (Dice roll required.)
1) Time To Panic - You just woke up with no idea how you got here. Teleported? Super powers? Did you get really drunk and take the first plane to Bangok? Whatever it was, it's time to find out.
2) Holiday! - You've worked hard for this, you've earnt it! Lie back, drink sangria, go sight seeing. Wherever you are, hope it's sunny!
3) Super Secret Summons - you've received a mysterious message telling you to meet at this place, on this date, at this time. Sure you don't regret it?
4) Memory Lane - whatever this place is, it means something to you. Maybe it has a special place in your heart or something terrible once happened here. Whatever memories they are, they're coming back.
5) Lost - watch our for polar bears! No, really. You're lost. As lost as lost can be. You're sure you were meant to take that right turn about ... twenty miles ago. Good luck!
6) Explorer - you should have your own TV documentary! You're seeing the world, you're walking unknown paths, you're eating the local delicacies! You're here to discover, and this is your next adventure.

(This is my first try at a meme, so I hope you like it!)

 
 
02 January 2013 @ 10:58 pm
MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy