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The Eggbaby Meme

 

"Each of your Eggbabies has a built in computer which registers the amount of care-- or lack of care-- it's given. These readings will determine your grade. As you can see the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions in need. It's your job to fill those needs."

How to: ✦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. Others will reply ✦ Congratulations, the two of you are now in charge of an Eggbaby. You can pretend it's for class or, for those who aren't in school, you can assume the baby is some sort of important mission. It is your job to take care of and keep the baby happy. If you drop the baby, you fail. You can not turn it off. Remember, this is a joint effort. This is a very important assignment that determines if you pass/fail the class or save the world. ✦ You can RNG a number between 1 and 8 to find out what kind of situation you're in. ✦ Good luck! Options: 1. Other plans. You had other plans but now you aren't sure if you can do them because of this baby. Try to convince your partner to do you a favor or else you'll have to drag the baby along with you. 2. Broke baby. Something is seriously wrong with this baby. It won't stop crying no matter what you do and you really wish this thing had an off switch. 3. Lost baby. What do you mean where's the baby? Don't you have it? Wait, you mean, you don't? FU-- WHERE'S THE BABY?! 4. Perfect baby. Your baby never cries. In fact, it doesn't really do much of anything. Wow, this project sure is easy! . . . Dude, it keeps staring at me. 5. Not my baby. This isn't your baby but you're watching it for a friend until they get back from that super important meeting. They've been gone all day and you hope they'll get back soon. 6. Twins. You're taking care of your baby and someone else's baby. (bonus option: you're taking care of another baby and another and another and another. . .) 7. MY BABYYYY! What the hell did you do? Your baby is broken. You've failedyour assignment. Maybe you can put it together and no one will ever notice or try to steal someone else's baby. 8. Crack baby. Roll again, combine prompts, or make up your own scenario. ( code。 )

Comments

Kallen Kozuki/Stadfeld || Code Geass

[zeros_ace]

5 - Want to make it Lelouche's or someone else's?

[seeyoulaterspacecowboy]

You had to put the baby down for one minute. Just one minute to take care of some things. When you come back to get your baby from the bench, there is no egg baby. Instead, there is someone sitting where your baby just was and no egg baby in sight. Spike is leaning back and having a smoke, hands folded behind his back and and staring up at the night sky.

Hatsuharu Sohma | Fruits basket

[moarcowbell]

Princess Yue ❄ Avatar: The last airbender

[moonpowers]

3

[iorhael]

[it's only been three hours when he returns, and he can immediately see that something is very wrong]

...Lady Yue, where has the - [he's still having a hard time calling the Egg Baby just that] - the creature you had charge of gone?

Nanami Kiryuu | Revolutionary girl Utena

[eggmooooommy]

Blaine W Anderson/Glee/gay

[blainewanderson]

Dave Strider | Homestuck

[horseshit]

3;

[gavehead]

<sub>[ It was your turn to have custody of it whether you liked it or not. Bro wasn't going to have any of it interrupt a high traffic hour for his badass website, not at all. Let alone, he wasn't going to let that thing somehow pan into the camera for millions of his followers to see. His music was blaring more than usual back in his room, and he's completely oblivious to anything going on outside of his room on this lazy Sunday.
And so, once he's done, he goes to the kitchen, assuming Dave has the stupid thing. Yeah, that thing. Some school project or something. Like hell Bro even knew.

Bro calls from the kitchen, guessing that Dave is in the living room with it. ]</sub>

Yo.
You got the thing, or did you lose it like a little shit?

gwen stacy ∴ the amazing spider-man

[interns]

lily evans ⋙ harry potter

[prefectly]

The Master | Doctor Who | WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

[soundof_drums]

2? 4? 7? WHO KNOWS.

[wontturntofoam]

[It's weird, whenever Shrieky has to take care of the eggbabby, it cries, but now that The Master has it, it's eerily silent. At first, Shrieky was impressed by his egg-parenting, but as the silence continues, he's beginning to grow increasingly suspicious.]

If it's only being quiet because it's dead, you have an obligation to tell me, you know?

Inoue Orihime | Bleach

[holyfight]

6

[upholsteredvelvet]

[TOO MANY EGG BABIES I WANT TO GO HOME]

Zepar (Fallen angel) | OTA

[hurtyourealgood]

3

[penisenvy]

[It's like a mockery of God's mercy. A fallen angel and a damned traitor, offered a chance to enter heaven if they prove themselves capable of the most basic love--that of a parent for a child. Of course, it wasn't a real child. It was an eggbaby, and basically all they have to do is watch it and play out the farce of a domestic life. Unfortunately, Mordred was not a domestic person.]

Hey, it's my turn to carry the little shit around. Where the fuck is it?

[Currently, she glaring at her partner, ransacking the house for the accursed little robot that is both her redemption and her ongoing torment.]

Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton - MCU - OTA

[ihazanest]

Gadget | Tron: Legacy OC | OTA

[isogamer]

Jamie Kirk (Rule 63 James Kirk - Trek reboot) - OTA

[jamietkirk]

Ariadne (Inception) - OTA

[justpurecreation]

Betty Winchester (Supernatural demi-OC) - OTA

[lady_metallicar]

Caliban 'Cal' Leandros (Nightlife series) - OTA

[last_auphe]

Eames (Inception) - OTA

[neededforger]

Quorra (Tron: Legacy) - OTA

[quorrious]

Erik Lensherr (X-Men First Class) - OTA

[serene_rage]

Star (Terminator: Salvation - future-verse) - OTA

[silentstar]

Remy LeBeau (X-Men, pre-canon) - OTA

[thiefinexile]

Alex Summers (Texts From Xavier Academy style) - OTA

[threwamannequin]

Sam(antha) Flynn (Rule 63'd - Tron: Legacy) - OTA

[wasmarvsidea]

Tardis (Dr. Who) - OTA

[1st_companion]