BAD SEX/RELATIONSHIP TIPS MEME



There is nothing to be ashamed of if things in the bedroom are boring or if you need tips to figure out how to make relationships work. There is help right at your local bookstore! Pay a visit to the magazine section and see what all the men's and women's magazines have to offer you. They are full of some useful nuggets of advice.

Rules
1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line along with any preferences.
2. Choose a tip from here to try out and save your failing love life! Or just a few to laugh over as you read over the magazines.

(Modified from a meme on Bakerstreet. Credit goes to primrosepath)

It's been going on for decades in most countries: prepackaged, right out of the box homes popping up in their own little spick and span neighborhoods. This process almost seems like it happens overnight, and in the case of The Love Valley Gated Community, it did happen over night.

Love Valley is a new gated community, created with your needs in mind. Within driving distance of three major cities and service by four local schools, it's the perfect place to settle down. Each lot is 12,632 square feet, very roomy for the wonderfully constructed tract houses, with plenty of room left for a spacious and well-manicured lawn. You won't find more affordable yet comfortable houses like these anywhere else. Every house is two stories, with four bedrooms, three baths, a kitchen, a dining room, a den, and an utility room. For your convenience, the neighborhood also has, within walking distance, a pool, a playground, a shopping center, and a restraunt/bar.. There's no need to worry about your happiness or your safety, as Love Valley screens its new home owners and has its own private security..

Of course, our little suburb wouldn't have that special touch if it weren't a little...naughty. That's why we've collected our new residents straight from the population of many worlds! All have been placed into a living situation we know they're sure to enjoy, which includes a house and a family or a role. They may find themselves anywhere from a wife or husband to a child or even to a mail person, milk man, or security. For the benefit of our citizens, we've enacted two "reaction" styles:
( Prompts under here. )

The Voodoo Doll Meme

Suppose that you had ultimate control over someone else. What would you do?

HOW IT WORKS:
♦ Player 1 leaves a comment with Character A's name and fandom in the subject. They can either set a scene (or set more than one option) in that tag, or fill out this form for other commenters.
<b>Character:</b> [insert name here] <b>Age:</b> [insert age here] <b>Description:</b> [one-sentence description] <b>Want:</b> [scenes/options you would particularly like] <b>Do Not Want:</b> [scenes/options you do not want to play out]
♦ Player 2 tags that comment with Character B, in which Character B has just found a voodoo doll of Character A.
♦ Hilarity ensues...?

There is no RNG for this, so be as creative as you want! Did you just wander into an intergalatic restaurant at the end of the world and find the doll as a centerpiece on your table? Was the doll sitting on the shelf at the thrift store next to a copy of D-Qwons Dance Grooves? Maybe you wandered into an unfamiliar party and were handed the doll as you entered? Or did you just wake up and find it sitting on your pillow?

How or where or why is entirely up to you, as is the amount of crack or power games you want to involve. The only rule is to have fun.