Chris Hanson
19 June 2012 @ 12:46 am
 
The How Am I Supposed to Sleep Like This Meme

We've all been through it. The hotel room with the obnoxiously loud snorer, the camping trip with the air mattress that just won't stay inflated, that dog across the street that just won't shut up. You really want to sleep, but it seems like that's not happening tonight, for whatever reason. Use the RNG or pick from the list for some ideas or make up your own scenario!

1. Bed Hog - The person you're sleeping next to is a bed hog, hope you like trying to sleep while balancing on the edge of the mattress with someone's knees in your back.

2. Where are my blankets? - When you went to bed you were nice and warm but now it's freezing! It'd be nice if your partner would share some of the blankets.

3. Keep it down over there! - Looks like you're not the only one not getting any sleep tonight, but your neighbor sounds like they're having way more fun with it. Maybe hitting the ceiling with a broom will get them to knock it off, or asking politely never hurt...

4. The great outdoors! - Camping is a lot of fun, but night time can be an adventure. Maybe the tent isn't big enough, or there's some spooky noises in the woods. Was that a chainsaw killer you just heard?

5. Insomnia - There's no good reason, but you just can't stop tossing and turning. Just try not to keep everyone else awake.

6. Wild card - Pick anything! Or make up your own!
 
 
Open Posts and Memes

An involved, detailed open post with both free-form options and prompts.


The world has ended. Somehow, someway, it's gone. With it has gone everything and everyone you love. But you've survived, somehow, and you've been chosen for a new, better world. A beautiful garden, untamed by man. A paradise.

This brand new world is yours to claim, on one condition: you must share it with the only other survivor, your new companion. The both of you are the spark that will light the flame of a new civilization.

You are the gods, the Adam and Eve of this unexplored kingdom.


.mp3 download since someone wanted it
 
 
THE HAMBURGLAR
the memorial meme


YOU ARE DEAD

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE


So as it turns out, you've died. Maybe you died violently. Maybe it was a freak accident. Maybe it was old age. It could have been any reason - but the point is, you're dead now, and your friends have come to mourn; your enemies have come to celebrate. The worst part of death isn't the one passing, after all - it's everything they left behind.

1. Post your character. Name/series go in the header. Method of death/canon point/etc can go in the body, if you'd like.
2. Leave your thoughts on people. What did you think of them? How did they affect your life? Was this person important to you? Maybe they didn't matter a lot, but you need to say how you felt.
3. The starting character responds to these thoughts from the afterlife; have fun with it!
 
 
the woman with no name
19 June 2012 @ 03:33 pm
THE CAPTIVITY MEME


You've been captured -- or maybe you've been held captive for a while now. Whatever the case, you've lost your freedom, and there's a specific person responsible for that. You might be a prisoner, a mental patient, a kidnap victim, or someone's pet. Maybe you're there willingly, or maybe the choice has been taken away from you completely.

 

Both smut and non-smut scenarios are possible. If you don't want to play smut, please indicate so in the title line of your tag.

 

1. Leave a tag with your character. Be sure to include any limits on what you are willing to play, as this meme has the potential to be triggering.

2. Someone else tags in and uses RNG to generate a number between 1 and 9. The second character is holding the first character captive now.

3. ???

4. Profit!

 

Scenarios )
 
 
a meme journal
19 June 2012 @ 07:17 pm
Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)




We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

sex triggers under cut )
 
 
kickin' incredibly dope shit.
19 June 2012 @ 11:29 pm
(ANOTHER) LOVE MEME
Another love meme with multiple options to choose from.
 

❧ Post -- name, series, and preferences go in the subject!
❧ Go to RNG and roll 1-5 for a scenario type, then 1-10 for a scene.
❧ ???
❧ Profit!!!

we all need somebody to lean on )