THE SELF-BODYSWAP MEME

Hey, you know those memes where someone posts, someone else replies, and the two end up switching bodies? This is not one of those memes. Nosiree.
This is something you're either gonna need more than one muse or knowledge of more than one character to play, because when you post, your character is already in the body of another one of your own muses.

Whoa, sounds confusing, dood. How does it work?
1. Post with the name of the character whose body you are currently in. Do not reveal the name of the character inhabiting said body until at least a couple of replies into the thread, even if your character's identity is painfully obvious!
2. Don't leave your post blank! You should write at least one line of dialogue or an action as a clue, no matter how vague. If you do leave your post blank, we can all assume that your character has switched bodies with an inanimate object.
3. For added lulz, both characters in a thread can be inhabiting someone else's body, but it's only necessary for the thread starter to be.
4. Have fun figuring out who the hell everyone is!

If you need help deciding who ends up in whose body and remembering all of it, my suggestion is to list all your muses you want to play with in a text file that you'll keep to yourself and use an RNG to determine the swaps. Though, it doesn't have to be limited to just swaps, either. If you have a lot of muses, you can really clusterfuck them and have them end up in entirely different bodies! (i.e. Instead of just Muse A and Muse B switching bodies, Muse A ends up in Muse B's body, who is in Muse C's body, etc.)