the woman with no name
14 May 2012 @ 10:18 am
The Courting Meme

There's someone you've had your eye on for a long while. And now you've taken all you can take and you can't takes no more. It's time to muster up your courage and ask them out on that first date!

Step One: Post with your character | series | romantic preferences.

Step Two: Tag/date other people's threads with one of the scenarios - deliberately chosen, selected at random, or deliberately chosen and CLAIMED to be selected at random. You know who you are.

Step Three: FALL IN LOVE! (optional)

 

Prompts. )
 
 
14 May 2012 @ 11:51 am
the shameless dating meme
Now with 40% LESS SHAME!


1) Post with your characters (one per comment)
2) Respond to other people
3) Those two have been dating for fuck knows how long
4) Random massive shipping ensues
5) ???
6) Sex optional
7) Lots of shipping profit

[stolen from [profile] loltimcampy]
 
 
Sock-hime
14 May 2012 @ 02:29 pm
The Not So Happily Married Meme
(or the FORCED FAMILY UNIT meme)


Let's get one thing straight. Not all marriages are happy. They don't start with love, and they don't end with it. In fact, some marriages are more arrangements that anything. Whether it be through the will of an iron-fisted totalitarian government or something as ancient as tradition, people end up stuck. And now, you're one of them. Maybe you were assigned you partner. Maybe your parents picked them out. Maybe it's something different all together. But no matter what, you're going to be with them in some shape, fashion, or form.

So, what can you do? Do you just deal with it? Try to find a way out? Or worst of all, do you blame your so-called "spouse" for all this? You'll have to do something.

HOW TO PLAY;
1. Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have in the subject. These are your OOC preferences, however. Remember, in meme your character's preferences won't matter.

2. Reply to others! You can use the RNG to roll for the WHY (why are your characters in this mess), the WHEN (what stage are they at), and the HOW (how do they feel about their partner). Or just wing it.

3. The fun of this meme is putting together characters who would normally never be together or have no business getting married, whether it be cross-canon, enemies, or strangers. But feel free to do what you want. Unlike your characters, you're never forced.

4. This is not a smut meme, nor is it a romance meme. There is a smut option and a romance option, but neither are required. The focus here is on CR and coping with situations that might be fairly unpleasant.

5. Have fun! And by that, I mean be miserable.
Prompts behind the cut [WARNING: Possible triggers] )
 
 
LUKA REDGRAVE.
the broken meme.

You may once have been a great hero, or a modest regular person. But something has pushed you past the limit. There's simply no going back to who you used to be. To be seen now, your friends, your family, would they even recognize you? Your savior was too late. The pain was too much. The pleasure was too intense. You've been short-circuited.

You're broken.

options under cut )
 
 
calmyourshit
14 May 2012 @ 03:44 pm
 

THE RAINBOW MEME


1. Post a comment with your character's name and canon in the subject line. Be sure to note in the comment or subject if there's anything you're not comfortable with -- this meme may have triggers.
2. Roll 1-8 to get a color, then 1-5 to get a scene.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection )
 
 
you'll like the way we meme
14 May 2012 @ 04:11 pm

Does your character have something to sell? Or perhaps needs to find some new housing or even wants to get a pet. Well! Now’s the time! We’ve got our Bakerstreet Craigslist going up

Here your character can find everything they need!

Go ahead and browse the various options and see if you can’t find what you’re looking for.

Bakerstreet


001 Community
Need to get a bunch of people together for some reason? Preferably to make a possible cult following? This is the section to do it.


002 personals
Looking for someone to share those lonely nights over cold leftovers with? Whether 'just friends' or '+ benefits', when you look into their eyes you might find more than just your own soulless husk staring back at you.


003 housing
Dude you need to get out of your mom’s basement. Seriously.


004 for sale
Got some useless stuff hanging around that isn’t quite good enough for Ebay, but not “authentic” enough for Etsy? Poor starving college student who can’t even afford Ikea? Well have I got the section for you!


005 services
And by services we don’t mean prostitution. Seriously. Don’t even try it.


006 jobs
Hoping that your straight out of college resume will find you something better than a job in a McDonalds drive-thru? Good luck. So does everyone else and their mothers.


RULES:
>> Post up with your characters ad in Craigslist! Be sure to specify the section! Feel free to go anon or un anon
>> Respond to people’s ads.
>> ???
>> I’m not sure if you can even profit from this one

If you aren’t sure what craigslist is, please visit it here. Your life will be changed.
 
 
 
a collection : gathering flowers
14 May 2012 @ 05:52 pm
You are in a Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE


So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

>|
 
 
Dave Strider
14 May 2012 @ 06:38 pm
The Most Important Meal of the Day

So a benevolent, semi-sentient, reality warping hotel would like to serve its patrons a nice morning meal. There miiiight have been a few processing errors when conjuring the food however.




Fruit Loops: Your character is now in drag. Can be super convincing, or horribly obvious.

Sausage: Congrats, you now have random animal parts. Ears, tails, claws, eye stalks, a shell, a trunk, hooves, GO NUTS.

Eggs: Your character is now the opposite sex. Try not to fondle yourself too much, there could be children present.

Waffles: Were you always nine feet tall? No? Well you are now. Doesn't actually have to be nine feet, your character is just now much larger than they were a moment ago.

Pancakes: Were you always four inches tall? See above for details.

Muffins: Bodyswap with the person who replies to you, shenanigans ensue.

Juice/Coffee/Milk/Water/Liquid of any kind: Your personal gravity is now turned off. Float majestically around the room or bumble wildly through the air. (Please note that eating fruit loops with milk will garner BOTH effects. Have fun with that.)

BACON: Holy mother of god this bacon is delicious. That is all. It is simply perfect bacon. Try not to start any wars over it.

STUFF YOUR FACES OVER AT INFINIMOTEL
 
 
Mating Season
14 May 2012 @ 07:09 pm
 THE SEXY COSTUME MEME
Everyone likes to be someone else sometimes.


THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character!
  2. Comment to other people! The scenario is that your character is now wearing a costume that makes them play out a role related to it. Feel free to describe the setup yourself or ask the person you're tagging to come up with one! As for the scenarios available, go to random.org and roll up one of the following:
    1. Maid/Butler: Your character is overcome with an urge to serve their master with their body and soul! Better prepare your sexiest maid uniforms and your finest tuxedos.
    2. Military Uniforms: These are for men and women who like to give and follow orders. Don't forget to make it clear that insubordination is strictly unacceptable!
    3. High School: Would you like to be a cute student sniping for a better grade? An excited cheerleader? A teacher who is more personal with their students than is appropriate? This costume is sure to add some excitement to your life!
    4. Law Enforcement: This costume makes you feel like an officer trying to give the criminal a search as thorough as possible... or maybe a jailbird being punished while they're serving their time in freedom!
    5. Hospital: A doctor costume will make you want to give their patient the best diagnosis possible, while that sexy nurse outfit will make you feel like taking care of them. Are they healthy? In that case, cheer them up with a little private service!
    6. Fairy Tales: Become a knight serving their king or queen, a prince or princess out for a little fun or maybe a wizard in the midst of an exciting and very personal experiment.
    7. Heaven or Hell: Either you are an angel rewarding someone for good behavior or a demon trying to leech their soul and body dry. Whichever the case, your duty is to give it your all!
    8. Piracy: Ahoy, mate, there be loot that way! Either pillage your partner to your heart's content or punish them for high seas robbery!
    9. Old West: Cowboys, saloon girls and tribal paint. Old West was a wild time where the law was in your hands and living on the edge was a matter of course.
    10. Wild Things: Animal ears and tails, wildly patterned outfits, loyal affection and possessive roughness. Are you the kitten or its master? It's your choice!
    11. Victorian: Complicated dresses and suits, steampunk machinery and the whimsical innocence of Alice in Wonderland. A Victorian role may seem stuffy, but it gets more passionate as words are spoken and clothes begin to come off.
    12. Halloween: Are you a vampire, fairy or succubus? A lot of critters show up on Halloween night, all of them dangerous and some of them irresistible.
    13. Wedding: Gorgeous tuxedos and elaborate wedding dresses. Did the love of your life end up like this? If not, then putting on this costume will help you experience all these worries and tenderness.
    14. Futuristic: Tight-fitting uniforms, smooth lines and sparkling colors. It's a time that didn't yet happen, where passion in zero gravity is mundane and high-tech jargon is considered sexy.
    15. Your Choice: But of course, the hotel has many more outfits than that. If you have an idea of your own, pick this option and go along with it!
  3. Play out the scene you've chosen! Feel free to be as silly or sexy as you wish.
  4. For the sake of better communication, it's recommended that you list the options you'd particularly enjoy in your starting comment!
  5. Finally, have fun!
[originally from the livejournal version of [livejournal.com profile] the_love_hotel ]
 
 
Seren of Oceana
14 May 2012 @ 07:40 pm

You're sick.  You're dying.  You're gasping out your last breath.
Or maybe you just have a killer papercut.  Either way, you need comfort and you need it stat.


1.  Post with your character information/preferences.
2.  Other characters tag you with one of the levels of sickness.

ADVANCED VERSION

1. Choose a scenario and write out the initial tag.
2.  Others respond to your scenario.
 
 
Jack Vessalius
14 May 2012 @ 09:23 pm
 




THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1. Post a blank comment with your character
2. Other people answer your comment with another blank one, hitting 'random icon'
3. Start a thread based on that icon
4. Rinse, repeat RANDOMIZE EVERYTHING
5. SHENANIGANS!
 
 
Prinny
14 May 2012 @ 09:28 pm


What's that noise? Where's that music coming from? You don't know, but it still sounds awfully appropriate (or not) to whatever your current situation is, and whoever's playing the music seems to be very well prepared for their job, because said music even changes when appropriate! (or not) Whether or not you like the idea of your life having a soundtrack, it is now happening, and you are painfully aware of it. Will you start doing only mundane things from now on to keep the music quiet? Or will you gladly accept your fate and draw even more motivation from the music? Or maybe you're one of those people who just end up tuning it out after a while?

Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy!
1. Post with your character's name and canon
2. Reply to others with a scenario! If you want, you may use a RNG to pick a sample scenario out of a hat, but it isn't necessary, and you are in fact encouraged to come up with your own.
1. Let's start things off with a montage! How else are you gonna train for a championship sporting event, clean your house and have an incredible date in only three minutes?
2. The final showdown! You and your archnemesis are about to square off and decide the fate of your city, planet, dimension or what have you. Time to break out the theme music power-up!
3. Love is in the air! You can't hold back your feelings any longer; you need to tell the target of your affections how you feel, and you need to say it now! You can hear all the strings being plucked, including your heart-strings!
4. Bow-chika-wow-wow! Alright baby, my pants are off and I'm ready to- oh damn, the neighbor's playing his cheesy electronic instruments at a time like this? What a bonerkill.
5. Why so gloomy? You're a wreck, dude. Even the background music sounds off, like the DJ loaded it up in Audacity and clicked a few random buttons.
6. Someone just died in your arms tonight. It must have been something you said.
7. You're about to dramatically reveal something about yourself that you've never told anyone. Does the sudden chord make it more shocking, or does it completely destroy the other party's ability to take you seriously?
8. Wild card! Pick any of the above scenarios, or even combine two or more!

3. Optionally, you may (and are encouraged to) post links to the exact song that is playing at any given moment.
4. Have fun being slowly driven mad by the music!