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bakerstreet2012-05-14 06:38 pm
metaphoricalgenius) wrote in bakerstreet2012-05-14 06:38 pm
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Open Meme at infinimotel
The Most Important Meal of the Day
So a benevolent, semi-sentient, reality warping hotel would like to serve its patrons a nice morning meal. There miiiight have been a few processing errors when conjuring the food however.
Fruit Loops: Your character is now in drag. Can be super convincing, or horribly obvious.
Sausage: Congrats, you now have random animal parts. Ears, tails, claws, eye stalks, a shell, a trunk, hooves, GO NUTS.
Eggs: Your character is now the opposite sex. Try not to fondle yourself too much, there could be children present.
Waffles: Were you always nine feet tall? No? Well you are now. Doesn't actually have to be nine feet, your character is just now much larger than they were a moment ago.
Pancakes: Were you always four inches tall? See above for details.
Muffins: Bodyswap with the person who replies to you, shenanigans ensue.
Juice/Coffee/Milk/Water/Liquid of any kind: Your personal gravity is now turned off. Float majestically around the room or bumble wildly through the air. (Please note that eating fruit loops with milk will garner BOTH effects. Have fun with that.)
BACON: Holy mother of god this bacon is delicious. That is all. It is simply perfect bacon. Try not to start any wars over it.
STUFF YOUR FACES OVER AT INFINIMOTEL
So a benevolent, semi-sentient, reality warping hotel would like to serve its patrons a nice morning meal. There miiiight have been a few processing errors when conjuring the food however.
Fruit Loops: Your character is now in drag. Can be super convincing, or horribly obvious.
Sausage: Congrats, you now have random animal parts. Ears, tails, claws, eye stalks, a shell, a trunk, hooves, GO NUTS.
Eggs: Your character is now the opposite sex. Try not to fondle yourself too much, there could be children present.
Waffles: Were you always nine feet tall? No? Well you are now. Doesn't actually have to be nine feet, your character is just now much larger than they were a moment ago.
Pancakes: Were you always four inches tall? See above for details.
Muffins: Bodyswap with the person who replies to you, shenanigans ensue.
Juice/Coffee/Milk/Water/Liquid of any kind: Your personal gravity is now turned off. Float majestically around the room or bumble wildly through the air. (Please note that eating fruit loops with milk will garner BOTH effects. Have fun with that.)
BACON: Holy mother of god this bacon is delicious. That is all. It is simply perfect bacon. Try not to start any wars over it.
STUFF YOUR FACES OVER AT INFINIMOTEL