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rockemsockem
31 March 2012 @ 06:39 am
THE FAST AND FILTHY GROUP SEX MEME  


1. Group bedroom. All beds are in the same room.
2. So threadhopping and kibbitzing.
3. Fucking, flirting, arguments, whatever.
4. There can be aphrodisiac in the air to urge along the...less than thrilled.
5. Want privacy? PM your partner to work something out.
6. DO NOT POST A NO-TEXT OPENER. Set something up, even if you only use four words to do it. ("My boner," she sighed.)

( taken from [community profile] lovesphere! )
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ℛαρυɳȥҽʅ
31 March 2012 @ 09:03 am
The Date Night Meme  
DATE NIGHT!


Step 1: Post with your character, fandom, and preferences.
Step 2: Comment on another character's post.
Step 3: Use rng to roll between 1-8 to pick from the scenarios
Step 4: Roll again to pick an outcome.
Step 5: Enjoy.

Scenarios...

1. Mini Golf! Oh yes, this is happening. What better way to break the ice than a good old fashion round of mini golf?
2. The movies! What's more entertaining, the plot or the person sitting next to you?
3. BAR! Get to know each other over a drink.
4. Clandestine meeting. For one reason or another, you two are holding your date in secret. Cheating? Opposing sides of a civil war? Montague and Capulet? You decide.
5. The street. No, you're not a hooker (or are you?). You run into each other, and now seems like a better time than any for an improvised date.
6. KARAOKE TIME! Yep, it's time to give your best song.
7. Rachael Ray style. Someone gave cooking a shot for a nice romantic dinner.
8. Amusement park/Carnival. Somebody better win you a giant-ass panda. (Adventureland reference, anyone?)

Outcome Guidance...

1. How have you lived before this date? It's the best! You love everything about it.
2. Complete epic fail. Even if you two are getting along, it just seems the odds are against you.
3. Uh....what? Yeah, you're thinking about bailing on this for one reason or another.
4. Happy ending. Use your imagination.
5. ...This was a date? You had no idea. Pleasant surprise or awkward times?
6. The night is ending in jail. For both of you. County jail holding cell. What the hell did you do?
7. HEY! I know you! This was a blind date, but you totally know the person you're being set up with.
8. Roller's choice!

**Suggestion** Try tagging some new people after you spam with all your characters! Lots of opportunity to take chances here!
 
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yohellohooray
31 March 2012 @ 03:23 pm
 
Sucker Punched Meme


→ Post your character's name, series, preferences.
→ They've just been unexpectedly punched by whoever tags.
→ Play out what happens next
→ TAG AROUND

 
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considers
31 March 2012 @ 06:17 pm
The Just Do It (Shameless Smut) Meme @ [community profile] the_love_hotel  
the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme) @ [community profile] the_love_hotel 
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.

And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.
 
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Yohko [Youko] Mano | 真野 妖子
31 March 2012 @ 07:29 pm
The Moment After Meme  
The Moment After Meme



You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?



How it works:

- Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
- A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
- Others respond to your character.
- Congrats! They just had sex.
- Have fun!
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The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
31 March 2012 @ 09:33 pm
THE PARENT/CHILD MEME  
THE PARENT/CHILD MEME

Parents, congratulations! The precious responsibility of legal guardianship has been placed upon your shoulders. You are now in charge of a real, live, adorable(?) child! Welcome to the greatest adventure of your life! In theory, anyway. Let's hope you don't screw this up...

Children, also congratulations! Whether you had one before this meme or not, you have officially acquired a genuine responsible(?) adult to love and cherish you, teach you useful skills, and look after your every need! In theory, anyway. Let's hope you aren't too much of a handful...

HOW IT WORKS:

Make a post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line, and make note of whether you'd rather play as a GUARDIAN, as a CHILD, or as EITHER. Guardians must be over the age of 18 and children under the age of 18, but if your character is too old or too young for the role you want to play, just shoop their age and make a note of it in the subject line!

[Examples:]
YUFFIE KISARAGI | FFVII | GUARDIAN (25)
ROY MUSTANG | FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST | CHILD (6)

Easy as pie! Now, pick out a likely-looking guardian for your child or a child for your guardian (cross-canon tagging is totally encouraged here, but canon relationships are also fine), tag their post, and start playing! Rolling up a relationship, a scenario, or both at the RNG is entirely optional. Good luck!

( Prompts here! )
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you'll like the way we meme
31 March 2012 @ 10:04 pm
...OR DIE MEME  



You wake up in a strange room. Another person is there with you. A collar with a timer is attached to your neck.

In the middle of this room is a note, with very simple instructions. Follow these instructions or the collar around your neck will explode. AND YOU WILL DIE.

( Read more... )
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