...OR DIE MEME

[memeswearhouse]

You wake up in a strange room. Another person is there with you. A collar with a timer is attached to your neck.

In the middle of this room is a note, with very simple instructions. Follow these instructions or the collar around your neck will explode. AND YOU WILL DIE.


SITUATIONS:

01. EAT - There is a huge pasta dinner. Tons. Of meatballs. And spaghetti. And tomato sauce.

Or maybe it's a 15lb cheeseburger.

Whatever. Eat it all. OR DIE.


02. WATCH AND BE QUIET - This is the stupidest movie. It's like if Gigli and The Happening were put together and had a terrible movie baby.

But you and your partner both have to watch it together. With out. Making. Any. Commentary.


OR DIE.

03. STARE - It's a staring contest. TO THE DEATH.

...

OR DIE?????

04. WRITE - Looks like you've got to finish this term paper in an hour.

With four references.

In MLA format.

OR DIE.

05. TURN OFF - That is one hot and heavy porno. Do your best not to get turned on.

OR DIE.

06. CLEAN - This. Is the messiest room you have ever seen. CLEAN IT. MAKE SURE IT'S SPOTLESS.

OR DIE.

07. FUCK - OBLIGATORY SEX OPTION. OR DIE.

08. WILD CARD - Thought up of some other option you'd like to play out? Well go ahead and play it out....



OR DIE.




How to play

- Post with your character's name and canon. Mention prefs
- post to others.
- feel free to choose freely/make up/modify the situation or use RNG
- Follow the instructions.... OR DIE.

Obligatory disclaimer Because of the nature of this meme there will be touchy subject matter. Please be forewarned.


BONUSROUND:: CONSIDERING THE DATE, WHEN THE TIME COUNTS DOWN FEEL FREE TO MAKE CONFETTI EXPLODE AND REVEAL THIS WAS ALL SOME ELABORATE APRIL FOOLS PRANK AS WELL

Comments

Ulala Serizawa | Persona 2: EP | OTA

[facesmashing]

[LET'S DO THIS.]

06

[dominatrixbananahead]

[Looking at the room, it's up for debate whether it can even be called a kitchen anymore. "Nuclear wasteland" might be a more fitting term. The room is thick with smoke, there's flour everywhere, splatters of noxious, tar-like sludge cake the countertops, eggshells, onion papers and pepper seeds are strewn haphazardly all over, and there appear to be bits of caramel(?!) stuck on the ceiling.

And that's to say nothing of the odious pot of mystery goop simmering away malevolently on a burner. Coming close enough to dispose of that stuff might require hazmat suits. It's like Mystery Food X's mutated cousin.]

This can't be for real.

balthazar | supernatural

[delightme]

02

[informality]

[What... is this movie even about?

Why on earth are they watching bunnies attempt to take over the world.

He'll glance over at his roommate.

what is going on?]

Finnick Odair || The Hunger Games || OTA

[wantasugarcube]

[Finnick wakes up in the room, and glances around rubbing his eyes trying to clear the fog in his head.]

Dan Smith | Killer 7

[mrhellion]

02!!!!!!

[pillo]

[Sprawls on the couch, picking his ear with a pinky.]

The fuck are we even watching?

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[vampirekiller]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

Seta Soujirou | Ruroni Kenshin | OTA

[smilebeforedeath]

Rolled a 7, then also rolled a 6 just in case. Take your pick.

[misterious]

[When she wakes, she assesses everything calmly and quietly.

If she's scared or upset by the scenario, it's not showing on her face.]

Loki | MCU

[delusionaldreams]

aoshika akiko ﾒ wolf guy

[assaulted]

The Boss | Metal Gears Solid | OTA

[motherofsoldiers]

hyūga hinata ☯ naruto

[jishin]

06

[informality]

[He'll cough as he begins to wake up. He rubs the back of his head as he gets up.

That's paper, instructions maybe? And it looks like there's somebody else here too]

Hey, uh, do you know where we are?

Ames | Original Character

[informality]

Garth Fitzgerald III | Supernatural

[garthed]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.]

05

[onlysanewoman]

[Watch a porn and not get turned on?

... Well, she mostly looks annoyed.]

Who's bright idea was this?

Britta Perry | Community | OTA

[britta_ftw]

Montgomery ❝Scotty❞ Scott | Star Trek XI

[scot]

Gamzee Makara | Homestuck | OTA

[hystericull]

6 omfg.....

[alltherage]

[This room is...filled...with fucking CLOWN PARAPHERNALIA. For the love of GOD, why is this even happening--]

This is literally blowing my fucking pan. If I could just unhinge my jaw like a fucking scalebeast and let it crash to the floor, sending horns and plastic flowers and fucking pie tins scattering everywhere, I would, because WHERE IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO YOU GET THIS MANY HORNS? How the fuck are you even supposed to clean something like this? Are we allowed to burn things? Do I have your all mighty permission to take a burning torch to your shitty things and make our lives easier and NOT dead?

[Don't mind him, he's just angrily kicking as many things into a pile as he can, hardly even talking to his cleaning partner.]

Peter Parker | Ultimate Spider-Man | OTA

[nerdylilspidey]

soah ♒ bride of the water god

[sacrificable]

Wang Yuanji | Dynasty Warriors | OTA

[hisblades]

Molly Hooper || Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

WILD CARD

[the_new_sexy]

We've got less than an hour for me to solve this, Molly, or we die.

finnick odair / the hunger games

[65]

sylar / heroes

[watchmaker]

5 - It really rolled that...If this isn't okay let me know

[smilebeforedeath]

[You would think a young man like Soujirou would have some other comment, or some reaction to what's on screen, but he's just sitting there staring before turning to Sylar]

Is this supposed to do something?


[ooc: Since I don't know what time period your Sylar is from, Soujirou is generally 'emotionless', displaying only happiness on a normal basis... so have fun figuring that out.]

Will Schuester | Glee | OTA

[alwaysagleek]

Santana Lopez | Glee | Completely OPEN

[thesantanalopez]