blood and foam.
26 March 2012 @ 12:31 am

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PESACH PARTY
Because a Pesach party lasts for seven days.


Prompts! )

thanks to fellow members of The Tribe [personal profile] crowsicle and [personal profile] derogatory for their help!!
 
 
▬Rena Ryuugu
26 March 2012 @ 10:13 am

The Harem Genre Meme


The harem genre: because love triangles are so overrated.

TV Tropes (I'm not linking it for your own good) defines this genre as having "one lead, and at least three, often a lot more, characters who are romantically interested in him or her. Usually, each character personifies a single classic characterization archetype." So basically, one character is the object of affection of several others. This leads to hilarity (or angst) ensuing as the protagonist tries to sort out their feelings and the competitors try to win their beloved's heart.

HOW THE MEME WORKS
1. Before you comment with your character, use the Random Number Generator to find out their role in this crazy little game called ~love~.

ONE. The Object of Affection: Congratulations! You now have a small army of people who are in love with you! Hopefully, your group is fairly sane.
TWO. A Member of the "Harem": You're in love, whether you admit it or not. But, unfortunately for you, you're not the only person with eyes for your sweetheart. Love is a battlefield, as they say, and you might just have to fight for your right to be with them. ...And that might just be literal.
2. Once you have your character's role, comment! In the subject line, you might want to include character name, canon, any preferences (het, f/f, etc), and role. If both roles are okay, you can note that.
3. Others will respond, rolling for the scenarios.
4. Play out the scene!
5. For a meme like this, threadjacking or other characters "interrupting" might be fun. You can put if you're alright with that or not. It also might be better to ask before you jump in if someone hasn't said yea or ney.

SCENARIOS

Under here )
 
 
wrongs
26 March 2012 @ 10:43 am
Fuck Or Die

Sex Pollen Version----

(TRIGGER WARNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The rules are simple.
  1. Post character and preferences.
  2. Tag others.
  3. ???
  4. Profit.

    You've been attacked by that darned Sex Pollen. One or both of you can be infected.
    One thing is clear, though. Anyone infected MUST FUCK.
    No other option.

    Have fun with that, kiddos!
 
 
the woman with no name
26 March 2012 @ 11:17 am


sweet dreams.


Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

From here.

 
 
26 March 2012 @ 12:58 pm
 
 UNUSUAL STIMULATION
  (a smut meme)

Sometimes, people get off in the strangest ways whether intentionally or by accidental discovery.

- post your character, series title, and preferences in the subject.
- others go to RNG to get a scenario. Roll 1-2 for either accidental or intentional (or just choose whatever fits!), then 1-6 for what's happening. They can either be the ones stumbling in/stimulating the thread starter or being the ones stimulated themselves.
- Play it out!

.accidental.
↳ 1. friction
What started in playful wrestling, dancing, or any other activity that would get you rubbing up against someone (or thing!) has caused an unexpected reaction! Your partner has kind of figured it out too... question is, do they keep it up or push you away?
↳ 2. good vibrations
Maybe you've been caught taking advantage of the washer during spin cycle, taking a ride with another person on a motorcycle, or you're finding some other unusual vibration a little too enjoyable to hide. Same as above, does your partner help you out or are they freaked?
↳ 3. there's an app
You're in a tight space, settled just right on someone's lap, or maybe you just thought you'd have a little fun with the vibration function on your phone and got caught.
↳ 4. unusual props
You're feeling a little kinkier than usual and unfortunately, you don't have any toys around. Time to improvise! Spanked with the back of a brush, tied with scarves or actual ties, finding a whole new use for cucumbers besides salads, whatever...
↳ 5. fun in the tub
There are a lot of ways to get stimulation in the water! Detachable showerheads, faucets, or just plain getting a little to excited when your partner just intends to wash you. There are also jets aimed (in)appropriately in hot tubs and getting frisky swimming.
↳ 6. your choice
Don't see something here? Want to combine a couple option? Do it here!

.intentional.
↳ 1. friction
You got a craving to see how desperate your lover can be to get off. It might have started off as innocent or maybe you were trying to get them worked up, but you expect them to get off just by grinding against you or another object for friction.
↳ 2. good vibrations
There are a lot of things that vibrate and you suddenly want to test them out on your lover...
↳ 3. there's an app
You make sure the phone in your pocket is pressed just right up against your lover in a tight space or while they're settled in your lap or you just outright press it up against them an start calling to get them off.
↳ 4. unusual props
You're feeling kinky and you don't want to go out of your way to get a toy, so it's just whatever is around. Maybe there was even some planning before hand and you both just get off on the idea of using something around the house for a change.
↳ 5. fun in the tub
There are a lot of ways to get off in the water an you're determined to show your lover.
↳ 6. your choice
Don't see something here? Want to combine a couple option? Do it here!
 
 
sǝʇǝןpǝp
26 March 2012 @ 04:29 pm


It's your first time! Whether it's first kiss, first date, or even your first child, your character will be plunged into the nervous or terrifying experience that is their first time.

The list:
1. First kiss. Pucker up!
2. First date. Who's paying? Dinner and a movie, or a night under the stars in the back of your convertible Corvette?
3. First time. You've been together awhile, and it's about time to consummate things.
4. First child. Was it an accident, or planned for? You decide!
5. First Anniversary. You've made it an entire year without killing one another! Time to break open the bubbly.
6. First pet. Dog or cat? Fish tank? Rhinoceros?
7. First house. Apartment in the city, or perfect white picket fenced home! Either way, better make the best of it.
8. First fight. And things had been going so well; is your relationship strong enough to outlast the tiffs?
9. First breakup. But they were your one and only! How will you cope with losing them? How will you ever manage to find another?
10. Make up your own! Or mix and match!

As per usual, the norms apply! Post a comment with your character, and others will use the handy dandy RNG to choose a random scenario, or they'll simply pick one they like! Keep rolling and playing your little hearts out, and enjoy!
 
 
26 March 2012 @ 06:51 pm
 
an open post @ [community profile] the_love_hotel
 
 
the woman with no name
26 March 2012 @ 09:32 pm
JEALOUSY
 

 

Everyone feels jealous at one point or another, whether it's justified or not. What's important is how we deal with it... do we discuss it, fight about it, or plan epic revenge to carry out?

 

- Post with your character's name/series in the subject as well as any preferences.

- Others go to RNG and roll from 1-10, then respond!

- Play it out!

 

 

1 wandering eye.

You think your lover has been looking at other's a little too often or flirting too much in your company. You can't keep quiet any longer about it.

 

2 simple life

Your friend, family, or lover has always had it so much easier and you can't help but feel a little put off.

 

3 don't you forget about me

Your friend or lover has found someone new they want to spend almost all their time with and you can't help but feel a little cheated.

 

4 cheated

Forget just a sneaking suspicion. You've caught your lover in the act of cheating and it's driving you nuts. You have to confront them about it.

 

5 for the glory

You did all the work, or at least you feel like you did, so why do they always get all the praise?

 

6 moved on

You broke up or had a falling out with someone close to you and it's killing you to see how they've seemed to let go and you're stuck standing in place.

 

7 because i want you

You're jealous of any attention they get because you're secretly in love with them. Time to make it known!

 

8 always the favourite

Everyone always praises them or they were clearly the favourite child or just more popular with friends. You can't help but hate it.

 

9 more experience

they're more experienced, either in the bedroom or in the office. Any activity, they outshine you. Who wouldn't feel a little inferior?

 

10 your choice!

Didn't see something listed? Use your own idea!

 
 
Seren of Oceana
26 March 2012 @ 10:39 pm

You're sick.  You're dying.  You're gasping out your last breath.
Or maybe you just have a killer papercut.  Either way, you need comfort and you need it stat.


1.  Post with your character information/preferences.
2.  Other characters tag you with one of the levels of sickness.

ADVANCED VERSION

1. Choose a scenario and write out the initial tag.
2.  Others respond to your scenario.
 
 
✍(◕ω◕❀)
26 March 2012 @ 11:10 pm


The Last Words Meme

This is it. The final curtain. You're at the end of your life, and there's someone here you really, really need to say something to before you die.

'Nevermore' )