FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MEME

[thatsocks]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S



During the day, it's a place of joy. But you aren't here during the day. Maybe you've desperate for a bit of cash, and ignored the ominous warning on the newspaper ad. Maybe you've eaten at the pizzaria since you were a child, and thought that taking up a job here can't possibly go wrong. Or maybe you're just playing the game under your bed covers at 2am.

Because seriously, who the fuck would work here for more than one day.

This is a meme based of the new horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough for the brave, and a small snippet for the faint of heart:

You've been hired as the night guard at a pizzaria called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza', and it seems that the animatronics seem to get a bit... quirky at night. On your first day, a phone recording from the previous guards starts to play, and it explains that you can't let the animatronics see you, or they will force you into an animatronic suit. And with all those wires and cogs in an animatronic suit? Yeah, that isn't going to end well.

Unfortunately, you can't just close the doors and pray to whatever deity you believe in. You've got limited power (you know, budget cuts) to make it through from 12am to 6am. Checking security cameras to see where each animatronic is, turning on the hallway lights outside your guardpost, closing the doors- all of these take up power. Use it all up? Black out, and you're left exposed. Good luck surviving that.

The guy on the phone is good at giving you tips, at least-- but these robots don't just seem to be... robots. They only move when you're not looking, and when you are looking, they have a tendency to look straight at the screen. (People who've seen Bonnie at Cam 5 will know how batshit terrifying this is.) And they seem to be... rather intelligent. Wait, did that one just talk?

There's 4 animatronics- Bonnie the purple bunny, Chica the chicken, Foxy the fox and Freddy the bear. Foxy's special, in the sense that it's got a whole area to itself and if you don't watch it enough, it will run down the fucking hallway. Freddy rarely leaves the stage... but he will if you run out of power. Oops.

You've got to balance limited power, limited view and trust that lady luck is on your side-- just to survive to 6am.

Good luck, sport.


Options:

1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.

2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, did the rabbit just speak--

3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a the music box theme song you hear nearby? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...

4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.

5. CHECK PIRATE COVE GODDAMMIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want you to close the door, but you've only got 20% left and 3 hours to go. Maybe they want to look at another camera. In any case, try to settle this dispute fast, or something else is going to do it for you.

6. WHY IS IT DARK: Oops, out of power. Quick, play dead!

7. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.

8. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!

Comments

"lamb mask" | you're next

[lambchopped]

[he feels right at home]

[boogerdewitt]

ELIZABETH?!!!!

God dammit!

ELIZABETH I JUST WANNA TALK!

[ sees some guy in a Lamb mask.

immediately music starts clanging out obnoxiously and Booker knows he must fight.

so he shoves ten potatoes in his mouth and starts trying to throw fireballs at this strange fellow.

while the music goes CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG. ]

Smile | .flow

[yousickgirl]

[he's probably creepy but better than the animatronics at least. and hey, if all else fails he could try and hammer them to death!]

6

[all_onis_are_true]

[Honestly, Hiroshi shouldn't have been investigating the rumor in the first place. High turnovers weren't unusual for jobs, especially not for ones that apparently paid as little as this one did. The fact that some people were rumored to have never been SEEN again after taking this job, on the other hand, raised more than than a few eyebrows, especially with Hiroshi's hypersensitive suspicions for such things.

So he'd taken the job. That had been mistake number one. Mistake number two had been seeing his coworker, who very easily looked like the sort who could make people disappear by HIMSELF, and not immediately olly-outing. Then, once the situation had been revealed and it was too late to leave ANYWAY, mistake number three reared its ugly head:

Trying to split his attention between the cameras and the idiot manning the electrical power.

Hiroshi, as a result, was... okay, well he was terrified, but at the same time he was sort of resigned when the last of the power sputtered out, leaving them defenseless. Shit.]

You do realize you have most likely just gotten us both KILLED, right?

David Hoover | The Crooked Man

[crookedthings]

Orca/Idate | Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea

[violenthobby]

1. A cat and an Orca in a confined place with killer robots. What could go wrong?

[crooked_tail]

[How Idate convinced Konoe to do this job with him is a mystery to Konoe. But now that there were here, there was no turning back. His ears flicked nervously as the man on the phone continued to speak.]

You didn't say they were murderous.

Konoe | Lamento Beyond the Void

[crooked_tail]

[Can he quit? Because he will fucking parkour his way out if he has too. He might not feel so inclined if there's someone with him.]

Red Heavy | TF2

[hoovy]

[ Heavy sits on his chair and waits.

And stares at the little control panel for switching the screens.

And doesn't understand why he is here.

Slowly scratches his head.

Stares some more. ]

Hmmm....

[ Abruptly pushes button to slam one of the doors closed. Then turns on the lights. Using up all the power. ]

Re: Red Heavy | TF2

[overdosing]

[there's a sharp crack as Medic brings his gloved hand down on Heavy's, glaring with parental disapproval.]

Conservation, Heavy! The key to our victory is conservation, not this foolishness!

[like he has room to talk, he hasn't been doing much to help further their goal either. truth be told, he's kind of feeling pouty. he can understand if the company doesn't want the robots damaged, but... what would even be the point of hiring them for such a task when their specialty is destroying them? it seems a little counterproductive.]

Look, you have already wasted at least 10% of our power!

Takakage Kobayakawa | Samurai Warriors (4)

[thirdarrow]

[ Modern AU is okay! ]

The Pyro | Team Fortress 2

[wplusm1]

[ Pyro doesn't seem to mind the atmosphere too much. Which would make them perfect for the job, if they actually seemed to pay attention to it... they do sometimes look at the camera and hallways, but they'd probably rather leave it to someone else.

The big talking animals just want to play; Pyro doesn't see anything wrong with that. ]

Tohru Adachi | Persona 4

[sleight_of_hand]

3 + 5, also 8

[damselled]

[She doesn't know why she's doing this. She and Adachi have never particularly gotten along, even if they do work well together. But after she had seen Adachi, pale and shaky and jumping at every noise that came his way, she'd decided to accompany him.

The look of utter gratitude on Adachi's face should have tipped her off.

She no longer knows which night it is, and she hasn't slept a wink. But she's quietly trying to convince Adachi to leave. This isn't worth it; it never was. Just what does he see in this place?]

Nepeta Leijon | Homestuck

[bloodpainter]

[Animals trying to kill her? Why, it's just like back home! Only usually they weren't robots.

Unless she was visiting Equius.

Her playing the game or watching someone else do so is also cool.]

1!

[brokenbowfetish]

[He didn't build these things. For one, if he had, they would obviously be hoofbeasts. He'd just like to state that for the record.

As it is, he's listening to the speech from the old security guard about watching out for being killed by roaming animatronics, and he can't help but shake his head in disapproval.]

What kind of thick-panned idiots can't control their own robots? If you'll excuse the expression.

[Really now.]

Twilight Sparkle | MLP: FIM

[friendyousohard]

[I am a pony and what is this.

Also available in human form.]

1

[notmakingsense]

[Wait, what's that coming down the halOH GOD ITS ONE OF THEM ITS GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE HERE IT COMES THERES NO TIME TO CLOSE THE DOOR AAAAAH

oh, it's just Discord.]

And how is our favorite pony doing this evening?

Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi | Fate/Zero

[enjoymyatelier]

[lord e-rank luck rides again]

2

[friendyousohard]

[Twilight taps her fingers right below the buttons for the cameras, not ready to turn them on just yet. This is their fourth day at this, and she's gotten this whole thing mostly down to a science.

A terrifying, mentally scarring science, but the point is they're still both alive and they've made it three hours in with 52% power to go and only a few close calls.]

How long has it been since we last checked on the Pirate Cove?

Laguna Loire | Final Fantasy 8

[bewarethefaeries]

[Because what could possibly go wrong, right? ...Right...?]

1

[needsteaplz]

[So many things about this job just screamed red flags. She was more afraid for Laguna's safety more than anything. And yes this place is making a goddess creeped out.]

Laguna, this has got to be the most craziest thing you have ever talked me into.

Jack | Mass Effect

[theconvict]

[Aw hell no.]

JAAAACK jack jack!! hope you don't mind a very rusty shep? also one!

[ethic]

[ OKAY! shep is used doing the odd jobs here and there and this one is pretty weird, but that's what makes life so fun, isn't it? from shutting down rogue AIs to probing uranus, there is nothing jane shepard can't do. so yeah, while playing security guard for a few nights is way below her pay grade, what's the harm in doing it anyway, right?

what is... the harm...!

whatever, jack's here and jack's always fun if terrifying and angry. ]

The least they could do is leave us some pizza.

Kumagawa Misogi | Medaka Box

[negative]

[ Kumagawa will undoubtedly fail and die on the first night. ]

Vergil | Devil May Cry (AU) | OTA

[thefreedomreign]

[Well this should be fun.]

2

[staff_e]

[It'd been a few days since he'd taken this night guard gig; admittedly, this sort of work was more suited for Numata, but he noped right the hell out of there as soon as he saw the animatronics. So Yata was there with Kereellis, and another guard whom he just met, even after hearing that helpful (yet still kind of unsettling) phone recording on their first day.]

[While there was definitely, undeniably something god damn weird going on, there was something about the whole situation that intrigued him. This could even give the Kurosagi another potential job lead.]

[... not that he hoped to find a dead body anywhere. But when fortune smiles...]

[Yata and the puppet were currently checking one of the security cameras. He wished he could look over each of them, but their limited power wouldn't permit that... so he was checking on Freddy, who was on his stage as usual. Staring back at the camera.]

I don't get how anyone can eat here with those things watching them.

[Kereellis, wearing a little security guard hat, piped up.]

Maybe the pizza's just pants-shittingly good?

Death the Kid | Soul Eater

[ocd]

[ He realizes that the power would drain far too quickly if he keeps the lights on constantly, but at the same time.... he can hardly turn one on without the other.

So instead of, you know, checking the security cameras and making sure the office isn't going to be overrun by killer robots, Kid is simply flicking on and off the light switches on either side of the small security office, lighting up and then darkening both hallways outside, trying to get down the timing. BOTH AT ONCE, OR NEITHER! ]

5

[pishirogane]

[Apparently, this is how she dies. She dies because the power is low and the second guard cannot stop turning each light on. Naoto wants to check the cameras, but no, the power is going down.]

[Well, there's one benefit... at least they can see Bonnie or Chica right in front of her face and hit the door button. Eventually, it's enough.]

Kid-san, we only have 20% and it's four AM. Will you please stop turning the lights on and off?

the slender man

[dendrophobia]

[this is its favorite pizza place]

Rachel | Animorphs | Ota

[grizzlys]

[Did someone say bear? Non-morphing AU also available incase you'd prefer that.

Hope you're ready to explore this place, because she's no good at sitting still.]

Stephanie Brown | DC comics | Ota

[spoildbat]

[This is so not okay.]

Lydia Martin / Teen Wolf / Ota

[wailinggenius]

[Let's hope there's no dead bodies lying around...oh....]

Molossia || Hetalia

[miniacreofland]

5

[ihrefreiheit]

[ So someone explain to her how on earth she ended up with this guy anyway? Julchen's not even really sure but they're here working this ridiculous little room with a small, angry little micronation and hoping this night's over soon because she's actually kind of creeped out by these animatronic robots moving around.

Not that she'll let Molossia know that, of course. ]

Oi! You're slacking off!

Have you been keeping an eye on the stupid cameras?

[ God help her if she doesn't get an answer soon or she will be trying to go and check the cameras herself. ]


[ooc: hello /o/ hope this is ok~]

Sally Sparrow | Dr Who | OTA

[chasedbyangels]

Abigail Hobbs | Hannibal | OTA

[souille]

an Elsen | OFF

[hhhhh]

[Worst.

Job.

Ever.]

omg hi 3

[offbase]

[The Batter was fed up. He was here because there was always something to purify where the Elsen were concerned.

He was sitting down and watching the cameras with this one Elsen for too long, he was watching those things get closer and closer.]

We're wasting time sitting here.