for that drunk meme yesterday

[bottecellie]

The Hangover Meme

Last thing you remember you were having a couple of drinks, now you're waking up... Where? What the hell happened last night? Why does the small of your back hurt? Why is there a monkey in the room? Why is Kate Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing on the radio? Piece it all together, because you weren't alone for the ride. Anything and everything could have happened last night, but if you look for the clues, you may be able to figure it out. The problem is... Do you want to know?

These rules are very loose, do whatever feels right!
→ Post with your character (Name and canon in the subject bar).
→ People reply to your character with their own (CUES ARE OPTIONAL!!; roll or choose from the offered list if you wish, as many times as you want).
→ If you wish to roll for cues, the original poster can do so as well.
→ Try to figure out why you have "Bait Master" tattooed on your back.

Optional Cue List:
1. In A Weird Place: A strip club? A gay bar? A sushi restaurant's supply room? Wherever it is, it sure raises a lot of questions about how you got there.
2. A Picture Says A Thousand Words: Maybe you think to check your phone, and you notice that there's some new images saved on it. Maybe they're hilarious! Maybe you'll wish you hadn't looked...
3. Inked: Whoever it was who convinced you that a neon-colored cutie mark would make for a bitchin' tattoo needs to be excommunicated. Or maybe worse, you got a SWEET tattoo of a sunglasses-wearing skull with sneakers... but it's on your face.
4. Hair-Razing Experience: Why does your head feel so odd? Maybe it's more than the hangover; it might have something to do with your hair being a bit different than you remember it. Maybe it's not there. Maybe it wasn't bright neon blue last you remember. Maybe you didn't have any before, but suddenly you're Fabio! It's pretty weird either way.
5. Fashion Mistake: Okay, maybe you wound up in a temple with a bunch of Buddhist monks, considering you're wearing one of their robes. Or maybe you went to a football game considering you've got a cheerleader uniform on. Or maybe things are weirder than that. You probably don't want to know why you're wearing the mascot's uniform.
6. Total Wardrobe Meltdown: Worst case scenario. Your clothes aren't just wrong... they're gone. Maybe if you're lucky, at least your companion is the one wearing them.
7. Who's that?: Good news everyone! You find yourself in a bed. Bad news, who the heck is that next to you?
8. Fought The Law (And The Law Won): Apparently Officer Jones didn't like the things you called him last night, because he's glaring at you pretty hard from behind those bars... Oh wait. He's in front of the bars. YOU'RE the one behind them.
9. Additional Baggage: Is that a monkey in your room or a baby? Either way, you can't just leave it. Well, you could probably leave the monkey, but why would you?
10. Hog Wild (DIY Drunk Shenanigans): Who the hell knows? Maybe you started a riot. Maybe you robbed a bank. Maybe you saved the world! It's a mystery to everyone! ... Well, actually it's probably only a mystery to you. Everyone else will probably remember it forever.

WE'RE NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. Until next Friday Night~...

Comments

Santana Lopez | Glee | Completely OPEN

[thesantanalopez]

7

[memory_of_fire]

[Ember really shouldn't go out drinking. Especially with the headache she developed as she woke up. Of course that did subside a bit as she lifted some and realized there were more pressing matters; she was on top of someone she didn't know and they were both quite naked. Her legs were straddling one of Santana's and it was clear they did at least something the night prior.

Deciding she didn't want to deal with this she would pretend to be asleep. She would leave whoever this girl is to find out on her own that she went to bed with a famous singer and guitarist.]

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets&Carnage | OTA

[weisshaar]

1; I regret nothing. :|

[unpoetic]

[So taking shots every time 'Rock Me Like a Hurricane' played at the strip club seemed like a really brilliant idea last night. Several hours later and enough alcohol to ground anything human, Dante is stirring in the leathery cushions of a booth of said strip club with a hangover and glitter over his lower torso.

Hey, it could be worse. If he stays for another few hours he does not have to pay a cover charge and that is some silver lining right there. Spotting Heine with his one uncovered eye brings a smirk of satisfaction. He deserves a medal or something for getting him to go, past the threatening violence part.]

Morning snowflake.

[He taunts the best a morning after partying and having Charity leaning on you can allow. It was Charity right? Jasmine maybe? Man his head hurts.]

Pink Floyd | The Wall | OTA

[backatthehotel]

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[vampirekiller]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

Kanaya Maryam ♍ Homestuck ♍ Aged up

[silfofspace]

[SOMEONE LIKED MY MEME ENOUGH TO DIG IT UP AND REPOST IT I FEEL SO WARM AND FUZZY YOU ARE AWESOME]

[basileusphobe]

[ Katia is really not sure where she woke up this time. Oh god what did she do last night and why does her neck hurt? ]

Tom McNair | Being Human

[housebroken]

It's about time I tagged you.I keep seeing you about! :D

[sliceofjoy]

[Kirby stands behind at the door to Tom's room, an all-too vacant smile flashing his way.]

Looks like someone had a rough night. Good time? Find a pretty little lady?

Arthur Pendragon | Merlin [Modern AU]

[redestined]

Liam Reid | OC (universalis)

[monthly]

1

[cdconspeeddial]

[In some strange car in the middle of the desert... Suki's not really sure what happened, but her head is pounding and the sun glaring off the sand is far too bright. It's been a while since she's gotten herself fucked up like this...

...but seriously, who's car is this?

Half worried about a kidnapping, she carefully sits up to peer in the front seat for a driver. A kidnapping wouldn't even be an improbability for her, so she's not sure whether to freak out or slam her head down and call herself an idiot. Probably both.]

Eames | Inception

[blends]

Morinozuka Takashi - Ouran High School Host Club

[wildtype]

Akutagawa Jirou | Prince of Tennis | aged up five years

[strawberrycurls]

Rose Lalonde ☾ Homestuck

[noblecircle]

4, 5, and 8

[silfofspace]

[Human jail cells are cold, depressing, and uncomfortable.

They're a bit more uncomfortable after you've been drinking all night, and after you've gotten into a fight with another woman over a comment she made about how tacky Kanaya looked decked out like Kanye West if he had a really nice figure.

Because that woman clearly had no taste whatsoever and just couldn't realize how obscenely classy Kanaya looked with those striped glasses, tight jeans, basketball jersey, assorted bling, and, uh, her hair all shaved up to her ears.

... Yeah that last one may not fly too hot with her when she stops struggling to make her forehead stop kicking her ass.]

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[fuckincakewake]

3, 4, and 5 because we are all about swag

[silfofspace]

[Drunken makeovers sound a whole lot cooler in theory than in actual practice. Maybe that would explain why Kanaya's hair is all bouffant-styled and shiny, and has a decidedly neon green highlight on the ends. Maybe it'd also explain why Kanaya's got a rainbow thundercloud tattooed on her vibrant ass. Or why she's got on the assless chaps and stiletto heels to display that sort of thing.

... Yeah suffice to say that playing extreme dress-up games for girls with a drunk Kanaya is the sort of thing that can get out of hand pretty damn quick.

Maybe they can discuss that when their heads don't feel like they're hosting a jackhammer convention.]

Ichigo Kurosaki | Bleach

[suppressthedark]

[Oh god his life is pain]

2

[heartpass]

why the hell is there a picture of you wearing a tiara on my phone?

Claire Stanfield | Baccano!

[hotshit]

[Wine hangovers are the worst...]

7

[leads_astray]

[Catherine, being all to used to waking up in an unfamiliar bed, didn't even bother questioning her surroundings. Though the drinking did leave her a bit foggy on what all happened the night before, the blond wasn't even concern with who she was sleeping next to.

Tiny arms wrapping around one of Claire's, she snuggled up close to him.]

Charles Xavier [AU] | XMFC | OTA

[brokenoptimism]

Jane Foster ⇢ Marvel Cinematic

[fosterings]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

Rory Flanagan/Glee/boys only

[rory_flanagan]

1

[cangetsolos]

[ Blaine's just groaning at the sun. Stupid thing. What the fuck is it even up?

Oh right. It's morning.

He groans and covers his eyes as it sits up and notices two things. He's naked as the day he was born.

And he's on the roof of the old school.In LIMA. ]

Castiel | Supernatural | M/M

[trenchcoat_angel]

Chiri Kitsu | Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei | Aged up

[wherethecontestparts]

[URGH, SOMEONE MUST DIE.]

Jim Moriarty | Sherlock (BBC)

[mistersex]

8 farts

[concomitant]

[ ha ha ha ha oh waow. his head his throbbing.

just gonna. slowly wake up. must have been a LONG NIGHT PARTYING ho ho ho.

reeeaches out to his nightstand. which... isn't there. welp. OPENS ONE EYE.

opens the other.

D:

observes surroundings....

D: ]

I'd like to continue dreaming now.

Eliot Spencer | Leverage | OTA

[distinctive_guy]

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock

[deduce]

5 and 8

[theblogger]

[ Well this is a fine mess, isn't it? It isn't like it's really all that unfathomable when you get down to it, but John hadn't exactly expected to wake up strewn haphazard over a holding cell today. His head hurts and he's pretty certain that he's lost some sort of valuable information within the past twelve hours or so, but it's not hard at all to guess who's behind it. ]

Sherlock.

[ A croak. He can't see the man, but if he's in a holding cell, there's only one reason for it. He clears his throat. ]

Sherlock.

[ Sitting up sort of hurts. His back pops with it and there's a low groan for it somewhere in his chest. Everything feels stiff and cottony and-- no, some of the restriction can't all be coming from his body. His clothes feel tight and cool against his skin. Definitely not his jacket or any of his shirts.

...John didn't know they still had the ninja costumes from the Geek Interpreter. ]