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The Hangover Meme

Last thing you remember you were having a couple of drinks, now you're waking up... Where? What the hell happened last night? Why does the small of your back hurt? Why is there a monkey in the room? Why is Kate Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing on the radio? Piece it all together, because you weren't alone for the ride. Anything and everything could have happened last night, but if you look for the clues, you may be able to figure it out. The problem is... Do you want to know?

These rules are very loose, do whatever feels right!
→ Post with your character (Name and canon in the subject bar).
→ People reply to your character with their own (CUES ARE OPTIONAL!!; roll or choose from the offered list if you wish, as many times as you want).
→ If you wish to roll for cues, the original poster can do so as well.
→ Try to figure out why you have "Bait Master" tattooed on your back.

Optional Cue List:
1. In A Weird Place: A strip club? A gay bar? A sushi restaurant's supply room? Wherever it is, it sure raises a lot of questions about how you got there.
2. A Picture Says A Thousand Words: Maybe you think to check your phone, and you notice that there's some new images saved on it. Maybe they're hilarious! Maybe you'll wish you hadn't looked...
3. Inked: Whoever it was who convinced you that a neon-colored cutie mark would make for a bitchin' tattoo needs to be excommunicated. Or maybe worse, you got a SWEET tattoo of a sunglasses-wearing skull with sneakers... but it's on your face.
4. Hair-Razing Experience: Why does your head feel so odd? Maybe it's more than the hangover; it might have something to do with your hair being a bit different than you remember it. Maybe it's not there. Maybe it wasn't bright neon blue last you remember. Maybe you didn't have any before, but suddenly you're Fabio! It's pretty weird either way.
5. Fashion Mistake: Okay, maybe you wound up in a temple with a bunch of Buddhist monks, considering you're wearing one of their robes. Or maybe you went to a football game considering you've got a cheerleader uniform on. Or maybe things are weirder than that. You probably don't want to know why you're wearing the mascot's uniform.
6. Total Wardrobe Meltdown: Worst case scenario. Your clothes aren't just wrong... they're gone. Maybe if you're lucky, at least your companion is the one wearing them.
7. Who's that?: Good news everyone! You find yourself in a bed. Bad news, who the heck is that next to you?
8. Fought The Law (And The Law Won): Apparently Officer Jones didn't like the things you called him last night, because he's glaring at you pretty hard from behind those bars... Oh wait. He's in front of the bars. YOU'RE the one behind them.
9. Additional Baggage: Is that a monkey in your room or a baby? Either way, you can't just leave it. Well, you could probably leave the monkey, but why would you?
10. Hog Wild (DIY Drunk Shenanigans): Who the hell knows? Maybe you started a riot. Maybe you robbed a bank. Maybe you saved the world! It's a mystery to everyone! ... Well, actually it's probably only a mystery to you. Everyone else will probably remember it forever.

WE'RE NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ~~Until next Friday Night~...~~

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[Ember really shouldn't go out drinking. Especially with the headache she developed as she woke up. Of course that did subside a bit as she lifted some and realized there were more pressing matters; she was on top of someone she didn't know and they were both quite naked. Her legs were straddling one of Santana's and it was clear they did at least something the night prior.

Deciding she didn't want to deal with this she would pretend to be asleep. She would leave whoever this girl is to find out on her own that she went to bed with a famous singer and guitarist.]

[Santana has been drinking for a while now, she was quite young when she started. So, you'd think she's be used to alcohol and its effects by now but, no. She drinks way more than she should most of the time and finds herself in some...strange situations. It seems like this time is no different anyway. Why break the habit of a lifetime...

Her eyes flicker open slowly as light starts to filter into the room. Once she gets used to the light she decides she better assess the situation. She notices she's naked and the woman lying beside her....who is that? It's not the first time she's woken up with a woman she doesn't know but it doesn't make it easier. She whispers to herself.]

Oh god, not again...

[Okay that makes her open her eyes.]

You've done this before?

[Despite anything she indulged in she had never ended up in bed with a fan.]

[Damn, that wasn't exactly meant to be heard by her...or anyone for that matter. It's not exactly something that she's proud of after all it just tends to...happen on occasion.]

Uh...yeah. I mean only a few times. No big deal...

[She bites her lip before speaking again] Please tell me you remember something about last night?

Not really. About all I remember is going out for drinks after doing a gig.

Oh, right....I can't seen to remember a thing. Although I do remember going to a gig...

[She winces a little as her head gets a sharp pain and she reaches up a hand to her head. God, hangovers are the worst]

Wait...don't tell me...it was you wasn't it? You're the performer I went to see! [Well at least even when she's drunk she has good taste]

Exactly. Ember's my name if you need help remembering.

[She couldn't help but smile despite the awkward situation.]

So do you want to try going back to sleep?

Ember, of course...

[Ember. How had she not remembered that? She was the one who had wanted to go to the concert in the first place. A few flashes are coming back but nothing too clear. She shakes her head]

No, I really don't think I'll be able to get back to sleep now.

Do you want anything then? Room service can bring you up anything you want.

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